Car stereotypes that are true

>i'm gay
>i love miatas

>i am dumb
>i love chebby truggs

>I'm European
>I have a slow diesel hatch

I was talking about myself tho

>also gay
>also love NA miats

>I drive stick
>no one in my family ever went to college

>I'm an asshole
>I drive a bmw

>dick got mutilated by dr. Shekelstein
>cant drive stick

>drive hot hatch
>I vape

>i watch anime
>i want an 86

>I'm Australian
>Only ever driven Commodores

nah WRXs vape

>middle age woman who has 5 kids and want to speak to the manger
>drives a pt cruiser

>I drive a P71
>I have mild autism

>be betacuck
>drive SUV, crossover or other faggotwagon

Best car ever

>i'm retarded
>i drive an american car

>manual is outdated
>I ride a bus

>I'm a redneck
>I drive a Pontiac
I'm not poor or a nigger though

>i drive a corolla
>runninginthe90s.jpg

>black guy in class
>surprised when I know he drives the cadillac
>shocked when I know he only paid 3 grand
>mind blown when I guess that his mom has a white altima
>sacrifices a chicken to jesus when I tell him he's looking to get a charger after he graduates.

>I'm an antisocial, suicidal scofflaw
>I think I am better than most other people
>I ride a motorcycle

>I'm self conscious and I really care what other people think about me
>I drive a manual shitbox to car shows

>I drive a VW shitbox
>am a hispanic

>faggy douchbag who pretends to be tough but it's actually a fag
>owns an audi

>drive a fist
>72 month loan

Could pay it off right now, but 0% so why not

>drive a Skyline
>am a Lebo

damn, i played myself

>I put a fart can on my car
>my father never loved me

>i'm black
>I drive a g35
some stories write themselves

>has a very small dick
>drives a fast, sporty, "fun to drive" car

>Am a douchebag
>Own a Camaro
I will not apologize.

Every time I see a 2nd gen Speed3 there's always a cloud coming out of the window.

>basketball American
>Bought a luxury car from the last decade instead l of a new economy car for the same price
>bonus: it's financed and I live with my parents

>basketball american
>parents plural

Does snot compute.

> i wasn't a faggot so i got a mr2 instead of a miata

>im black
>i drive a 3g eclipse

Fuckin Euro Fags all butt hurt and shit they have to spend fuck tons of money on there fucking mechanic to fix there expansive ass beaters.

right in the goddamn feels.

>see girl driving by in her miata every day
>she a hairdresser

>I drive a lifted Cummins
>My penis is somewhat small

>drive a Subaru
>It sounds like farts
>drove it into a ditch

Are you sure you aren't equinox?

I'm the other one

>I'm a nigger
>I drive a luxury car I cant afford

>be unemployed in my 20s
>drive dads car like I'm still playing GTA on PS 360

>I drive a 2014-2017 corolla
>I have to drive like an idiot and always drive 100 mph on any road or highways because I know my car is boring and I don't care if I crash because it will release me from this boring cars spell

upvote :)

triggered

>Own an RX-7
>It breaks all the fucking time

This hit too close to home

Me too user so far me and a younger cousin are the only ones college I have two others that went to those "nursing college" that they advertise on tv I can't remember the name of it but both of them still work minimum wage jobs since the got out of it.

Not true. My father is currently enrolled in online college. Fuck you.

>my car is awd
>I drive like i'm in a rally on backroads

>i'm boring
>I drive a civic

>I make terrible life decisions
>I bought a project v6 swapped sw20

Let me guess you bought one and it's black

WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU KNOW?

Because I saw the ad on Craig's list a few months back I believe it was on Craig's list for like a week and a half and it's in California area. It's a bitch move if the guy didn't give you the rims that were on it and you got it with different ones because that mr2 was not worth if I remember correctly 2,000 for what it was

Yeah it's black and I got it for 2000. Half of the issues that the guy had with it though have turned out to be easy fixes. Speedo cable didn't snap, just came loose, starter doesn't seize it just had a loose connection, already had a solara tach in it just have to wire it up. I put it up for $5000 to see if I'd get responses and I got a few people that wanted it. Just need to swap in a new transmission.

Noice m8 but I wouldn't sell it if put that much work on it because they're fun cars and 1mzfe engines and parts are cheap and easy to find

>I make bade life decisions
>You say don't sell it

You know what I have to do now right?

I thought you said that because I assumed you didn't have the money and were not capable of fixing it and yes I know what you have to do you should snap oversteer it into a light post

>im a youtube vlogger that doesnt know dick about cars
>buys a 2012 Nissan GTR

or any
>Lambo bruh

more like
>mildly successful youtube "lifestyle" channel
>buys a black range rover

GTR and Lambo are more typical from what I've seen

>drive a pickup
>work a blue collar job

As dumb as it is, it annoys me when some suit and tie pretty boy drives a truck

>"how do you afford to own a two seater alongside your reglar car?"
>owns a 50k trck

>18yo white male
>honda enthusiast

joke's on you i want a r32 or a 180sx

Trucks are expensive af though

Yes, and? Blue collar can pay quite well

>drive a buick
>steer with my wrist at 12:00

Hey Getz's are legit as fuck

>Fuck
>You

Make me a kebab?

fug

>be Asian
>Own stanced 240sx

*rides your bumper*
the fuck did you say about me pal?

>never watch anime
>own an ae86

Nice get(z)

>I drive a Firebird
>Most of my family lives in the trailer parks.

that only applies to Espirits

Me too bro, me too

Nothing like a little suicidal recklessness to keep the depression away

That's actually pretty cool.

I think jeeps are too mainstream.

>I drive a FIAT
>haven't had a girlfriend since high school

>black
>owns a G body Oldsmobile

Those cars are comfy as a motherfucker though.

>middle class young white male
>drives one of these and unironically likes it

I'd love to drive that

>has an even smaller dick
>drives a lifted American truck

>i'm australian
>i do burnouts in my v8 often

>he doesn't drive the supreme XR6 turbo
What a fag

Literally everyone in my family went to college.

>i know jackshit about cars
>"Torque wins races"

>own an alfa
>drive a rental car

>im a manlet
>i drive a pickup truck everywhere

>jet-setter
>drive $200K g-class and honk their horn impatiently at beverly hills stoplights, while texting and talking on the phone simultaneously.

>Post on Veeky Forums
>Don't own a vehicle

>I am the most boring, uninteresting and average cunt in the world
>I drive a Camry

>meme loving fuck
>owns AW11