What kind of cars would impress an older woman?

What kind of cars would impress an older woman?

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Barges

90's foxbody

>find out who her favorite male celebrity is (she'll have at least 2)
>look up paparazzi photos of the celebs
>rent a car they are seen driving in
>pull up on her as she leaves starbucks with her afternoon grande soy latte frappe
>try not to knock it over while she rides the life out of your dick in the passenger seat

A cadellak

Women only care if the car is newer or clean, and if it's not a base model econobox

UGH

30k civic with a few advanced mods

Towels covering the seats, floating globe compass pinned to the visor next to St. Christopher, a box of Kleenex behind the back seats by the center brake light.

Big
Black
Cadillac

Large, comfortable luxury

Hurst

get a street bike then you can attract women from age 16-45

For 3 months until they want you to stop riding because it's too dangerous and they'd miss you if you died

40+ women often have a thing for Benz sl and jag convertibles. Doesn't matter the age just as long as they are clean and well taken care of.

>wanting the same girl after 3 months of fuckage time

Underrated post

What kind of women you're trying to impress? College slut? Latina? Trailer trash?

They all attracted to different car guys using but they all have lowest common denominator. Anything lower than Mazda3 and you'd be better off polishing other skills to bang a girl

If it was down to just the car you own instead of your financial stability, social status, confidence level and how presentable you are to their friends I'd put my money on autistically well maintained, cleaned and polished Mercedes-Benz C126.

Disregard what anyone ITT says, older women like any brand new SUV

Older women like driving SUVs, if a man drives one it is not significant.

any guy who drives a van or suv is either already married with kids or a fag

These guys get it, having a clean, well kept car is a mark of a man who has his shit together which in turn is attractive to women past their teens.

Lmfao got me loling while my car is being serviced

It's killing me that they never put that into production.

A clean, new black F150 with all the creature comforts.

Just have a big dick and you'll be fine.

Older women don't fuck younger guys for their material well being, otherwise they could just fuck guys their own age. They fuck younger guys because they're younger.

Something her kids could ride around in.
Her tits are so disappointing now.

Who is she user?

Eva Notty

I'm 33 and my girlfriend is a 42yo Filipino-American. She grew in mostly a BMW family. Her brother has her dad's 1989 635csi with something like 40K original miles.

She loved my '96 Miata but doesn't like my '04 Mustang GT because she grew up in the south and only rednecks drove them. Her own favorite car was a '07 Mini Cooper S she had, but I think she'd like to see me in a BMW 1M.

>Filipino-American
why couldn't you just say gook?

Motorcycles, Harley's specifically.

1960 Chevy Truck on airbags.

>base model
>implying anyone but car guys notice that shit

This

lel, it doesn't work
some time ago I made a thread about getting one of those to pretend being old money just to rustle some jimmies here in Veeky Forums, take a look if you want. A lot of tasty tears to drink.
archive.4plebs.org/o/thread/15834118

kys

She's ruined her tits since this pic

How? Did she get a reduction?

One that runs. Good luck you broke faggots.

>saw this in the morning
>couldn't get it out of my mind the whole day
>jacked off the in the shower even though I wasn't home alone
>still want to jack off
I hope this video doesn't disappoint

Buy a new Escalade and you'll be able to impress any woman of any age

>"wow I've never seen that car before"
oh yeah its one of a kind
>"my last husband drove a gran marquis"
>"it had a lot of room in the back seats"
*hands become sweaty*
>"you wana give me a ride in it"
[Giggling intensifies]
*spaghetti drop in 3 2...*
I'm sorry I got some where to be
>"oh how unfortunate"

That's my Cool Story Bros

Pretty much, most women won't notice the difference between a $50k mid engine sportscar and a $3k FWD econobox if they are both clean and well maintained.

Because most people aren't casually racist outside of /pol/

GM>Ford

If you wear clothes appropriate to your age, are not fat/average with tendency to fit AND drive this car YOU FUCKING LITERALLY DROWN IN PUSSY.

For some reason this car makes women wet in a millisecond.
The kicker though is that YOU also have to look alright at least. The car is like an amplifier for both directions. It can boost you but also make things worse incredibly fast when you're mid 20 and still wearing a hoodie and cargo pants + sneakers while sitting in this car.

drove one.
it was awkward as fuck that you can't drive into inner cities without people holding their smartphones towards you.
I don't like being in the spotlight.

What ARE you on about, user...

>mfw mid 20, relatively fit but still love to wear hoodies

I guess no milf for me

FUCK YEAH
It's the car that makes them flop onto your dick in each fucking corner

Gif highly related

How big is that fucking car

hnnnggg
>tfw none of my hot-for-teacher teachers molested me

lies
everyone hates that ugly duckling and they're only known for being cheap as fuck

4u

Older women love my 350z. I'm beginning to think it's for the wrong reason though

Why, because it's an automatic?

>needs government welfare to keep making cars

nice try though

>everyone hates that ugly duckling
wat
>they're only known for being cheap as fuck

you must be a timetraveler.
it is 2017 and not 1992

This picture is fucking with my sense of scale

well, living in Uruguay is like living in the past tbqh kek
also I just learned that they literally call them "ugly ducklings" here, was a funny reveal
you can have one for 2k

212 inches long.

THICCS (THICC thigs)

also Ford got gov money before the big bailouts so it's literally fake news

He cant keep getting away with it

Ferrari.

...

>Introducing the all new 2004 Mercury Marauder, weighing in at 6300 pounds and starting at 179 a month

Suace?

youtube.com/watch?v=7hGW2GQJeFs

>you're mid 20 and still wearing a hoodie and cargo pants + sneakers
I'm stupid, unemployed, and poor. I'm not sure what the fuck you expect me to wear.

jeans and t shirts

I've done pretty well for myself in a 97 Kouki 240sx.

A clean and maintained one.
What is considered older?

Because I'm impressing a few 30-40y/o olds with my bike.

More like a dirty white F150 with tools on the back.

30 somethings dig my car. Did I win?

only turbofaggots drive clean trucks

>bland color
>black plastic all over it
>cheap plastic wheel covers
>bland grey interior
>manual windows
>no keyless
Women notice these things user

No, I'm beginning to think it's sort of an older woman car.

Anything clean with a Mercedes badge on it.

>bland color
doesn't have to
>black plastic all over it
doesn't have to
>cheap plastic wheel covers
can be changed
>bland grey interior
k
>manual windows
are those available in burgerland in 2017?
>no keyless
that's a plus

oh you're that faggot from the thread months ago who was bragging that he could afford that car
off yourself pls

Love those Grand Marquis. Perfect daily car with nice power, sound and comfort all in one.

I think you got the wrong person.

Those Grand Marquis are huge.

No I don't think so
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E class and above Mercedes Benz

A grown man telling other grown men what they should be wearing, fucking pathetic.

Step aside boys, now this will get those rusty spigots leaking again