Sup guys

sup guys

so I have huge genitals. what car should I get? a huge truck, or a ferrari..

also, I like loud cars to let people know Im important.

my budget is 51k, ive saved 8 years with my 30k salary.

Gonna need some proof

corvette. a million times, corvette

$3k civic

take my word ;)

no i cannot get anything less than 19k. anything less is an insult to me genitals

Infiniti Q60

>so I have huge genitals.
>a huge truck

Hi Dicklet

I agree

Base model v6 f150 with $15k in visual mods.

something like this.. how much would this impact my dicksize?

I heard of the every inch lift is approached with a .5 cm dick size decrease, is there any truth to this variable effect? if I put evergreen airfreshener would this help?

too little torque, and i want a diesel so I can smoke bikers on the side of the road..

I want to give them cancer everytime i pass

my dick is huge, alright. why dont you believe me?

im also 6'4

why not give us a link to see your "huge" dick pics

Airtight, how about 5 $3k civics and a 1 $4k accord

Do you own a lot of Jean shorts? Assuming you do, I really think
Is on to something

because my cock shots are private only, you can buy them for 5 gud boi bux.

LJHBRWFR212o341NDEQIWEUFN is my internet wallet

Lemme guess, you're also blond with blue eyes?

Stop larping lmao

give me a sample first daddy

>my budget is 51k
not getting a Ferrari

A $35k civic, then.

The best part about this thread is trying to figure out who's just pretending to be retarded and who's actually retarded.

Ferrari Mondial T

Wait... We're pretending?

By a H2R it is indeed the dick and the balls.

> Shit tier bait
people still reply

BMW M550i

Audi R8
Spend the rest budget for performance like buying a twin turbo and superchargers

I have an 8 inches and I drive an 86.

Don't care what people say about the meme car, have a big dick

which meme car the ae or gt?

If you have huge genitals, you need a tiny car. Then you can make it loud. I recommend a two-stroke trabant with straight pipes or no pipes at all. Alternatively, just get a fiat 500 abarth and pull the fartcan off it.
You're welcome.

get a new cadillac the ct6 or cts other luxury cars have feminine lines

>Ferrari Mondial T
>2+2
never ever

when all else fails, just get an older mercedes and keep it spotless

MX-5 to attract boipucci

obviously a red miata, otherwise your genitals will shrink