"Hey user, think you can catch me meow?"

>NO REALLY I LIKE BIKES I'M NOT JUST A SEXUAL OBJECT
>DESPITE THE FACT THAT I WENT OUT OF MY WAY TO OVERTLY SEXUALIZE AN OTHERWISE BENIGN OBJECT AND ACTIVITY
>TEE HEE

She's hot though. That's the point.
You're probably ugly.

>Keyless entry
Can't argue with that

Anyone have the picture of the short-shorts girl and her friend filling up her orange Lexus (with huge wing) at a gas station?

>m-maybe if I whiteknight for i-internet baiku girl...sh-she will sex m-me?
>sh-shut up you v-virgin beta!

She's attractive and having fun. You're setting at home insulting her on your computer with no provocation because you know you are way below girls like that and you don't deserve human contact.

How can you tell she's hot?
Also ignorance is bliss I guess, not my type

Probably a WHITE MALE ALT-RIGHTER, am I right?

Roasties BTFO. if she can't deal with my piss bottles, uncut nails, pimples and lack of a real job then she doesn't deserve me.
Literally any answer I give to this will get me called white knight.
Sorry I don't hate women I guess.

truthpost

>not being able to tell she's at the very least highly fuckable

whatever. we get it. you hate chicks and/or are a logjammin faggot.

lost my shit at the meow

>not part of the hairy cheek smasher crew

Sure is /r9k/ in here

Girl in OP's pic is in fact hot and appears to be riding alone for fun. When you're attractive, attracting the attention of the opposite sex is part of the fun and having fun makes you more attractive.

what a disgusting fat fuck
seriously she should off herself

Nice rust. I wonder what the inside of the block looks like

i would fuck any of those men

>1st straight miata owner confirmed

>put tons of money into car so it goes fast
>it's still a geo metro
>people think your shitbox is loud because it's an old shitbox, not because of what it has under the hood
>mfw

newfag pls go

Gonna be very fuckable when she gets involved in an accident and had no gear on... i like em big dude

Oily, Moron.

>you will never be that cute
why live?

Funniest thread all day, can this shit even be real?

Given you have chicken strips a mile wide, probably.

>tfw no Veeky Forums gf

That's a trap, bud.

It's all drag.

Hmmm...

No... Not this....not now

...

That is a clean Suzuki Metro I gotta say

Hard not to pay attention to a hottie in a skintight catsuit.

She's hot as hell but do her feet reach the ground? How does she come to a stop without tipping over?

She drops it on the left side

Her feet can obviously reach the ground. She's actually pretty tall for a girl which is extra hot.

I left /hm/ yet my past still haunts me.

Close she goes from dick to dick

What is this? Asking for a friend haha

I wish. She most likely just teases.

What are chicken strips?

t. Cager

On her rear wheel, you see it has two different shades of black with the lighter shade being on the edge.

The lighter part is where the tire has not been used, where she hasn't leaned in on a turn Hers are about an inch and a half wide.

Mine in the picture is less than half inch.

Hot girl infront of a truck that to me is associated with wannabe hillbillies. Tragic

How the fuck are you gonna drift in that gti?

>run her off the road
>fuck her in the ditch

>tfw no celty qt biker gf

>Titus from FF, Rihanna and Zac Effron

You can race me, but once this baby shifts into second gear you'll be just a blip in my mirror