Honda Fit

>Honda Fit
>driver is fat

>Saturn Sky
>is driven on the ground

I'm a little guilty of that.
On the up side, though, it prevents me from getting too fat because I won't fit in my Fit.

>mustang
>is a car

Someone make up something for a Suzuki Jimny. Im a skinny blue collar white male.

>8 Series
>smaller than 7 Series

>Highlander
>There is more than one

>Ford Fiesta
>no parties to be found

>Suzuki Samurai
>Driver isn't a samurai

>marketed as a work vehicle
>is actually a piece of shit

>Lincoln Aviator
>can't fly

>Citröen 2cv Picasso
>doesn't have any ears

marketed so you can fit a fat person in.

lel

mclaren F1
doesn't actually race in F1

>Rolls Royce Wraith
>Clearly exists within the physical realm.

>marauder
>doesn't rape and pillage

>Ford Fiesta
>isn't mexic-

>STI
>driver is a virgin

>testarossa
>top isn't red

>BMW i8
>Doesn't have an I8

>>doesn't rape and pillage

These are mostly driven by niggers, so I'm inclined to disagree.

kek

>is actually a solid, not a noble gas

>Honda That's
>doesn't even make sense

The valve covers are probably red though.

>drives a jimmy
>name is Paul

>asymmetrical front

>car has an engine
>they didnt get kicked out

My sister drives one of these.

She is fat, and her kid is even fatter. 350 lbs.

The poor little 1.5liter must strain.


Neat cars tho. I would happily drive one if I was on a small budget and needed an efficient, somewhat fun little shitbox. But I own two lexuses.

>Honda Pilot
>can't fly a plane

Autism detected

>v60
>doesn't have 60 cylinders

I get it

Owns a golf
Doesn't actually golf