What kind of car does the devil drive?
What kind of car does the devil drive?
Anthony Brown
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Justin Smith
lamborghini diablo
Ian Hernandez
have a you.
Jaxon Parker
Josiah Gray
According to the televangelists on TV, they say that God created cars to be RWD, use pushrods, use n/a inline 6 engines, and mated to a 4 speed transmission. So the Antichrist would be an FWD with an OHC turbo V6 with a 3-speed automatic.
John Davis
Mustang for maximum kills
James Morgan
A 1993 Geo Metro, Satan doesn't need a flashy car to impress.
Baphomet's fine ass on the other hand, definitely a Miata. :3 *rar*
Hunter Lewis
Devil drives a surplus cop car.
He used to drive a Crown Vic. Now he drives a Charger.
Motherfucker still leaves the spotlight assembly attached to his car.
Eli Nguyen
kek
Thomas Rivera
A Chrysler LeBaron, like the song says.
Ian Jones
Is there a car that actually meets those criteria? My mind immediately goes to the various 90's FWD V6 GM cars, but I think they've all got 4-speed autos.
Landon Smith
I guess it's 3 speed if you don't count the overdrive.
Robert Gutierrez
I was coming up with the opposite of the "rear wheel drive right wheel drive / push rods push gods / no replacement for displacement / four speed more speed" meme.
Oliver Cox
and he puts an led bar on top of the roof
Grayson Rogers
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Cooper Cook
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Luis Russell
As a man of wealth and taste, I imagine it would be a luxury GT car of some kind, probably of German origin.
Henry Morgan
He seems like an Audi kinda guy.
Levi Cooper
A Mustang
Julian Cook
A German status car.
Logan Butler
You think the elite deign to drive? They've got people for that.
Bentley Mitchell
Rusty AE92 corolla.
The devil's not an attention whore, just an occasional shitposter. His fellow demon and self proclaimed "god", yaweh, cucker of el, however, was the world's first tripfag and probably owns a fleet of gold plated mclaren F1s.
>G*D!!YhVh0777
>>implying your god was a real god
>>implying i didn't create the universe
>>implying i don't own your souls and decide what is moral
>i fucked his wife so hard she doesn't exist anymore
>eat shit humans i'm the fuckin best
>everyone who disagrees with me is a fucking faggot, especially the fucking faggots, you're all going to hell