[Daily Bike Thread - dbt]

That's how you cook a fucking steak you fucking barbarians edition.

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Previously on /dbt/:

>well done
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post bikes

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Religious baiku

>riding home 9pm
>have to have visor up because it's tinted
>insect hits my eyes at 60 mph

FUCKing HELL my eye is still bleeding

Lads, I'm still quite smashed that the FZX750 wasn't sold in Europe and is only available as a unicorn grey import. Is it troublesome owning unicorn grey imports in an unofficial market in terms of parts? Are there any similar naked-cruiser hybrids from other Japanese manufacturers?

>riding visor up without glasses
Nigga you crazy?

How uncomfortable is it wearing sunglasses in your helmet anyway? Does it have more to do with the helmet shape or the sunglasses shape? What are the most suitable sunglasses for helmet wearing?

>Riding without goggles or glasses
Now you get it.

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shit, I had my visor up at 25mph earlier and a bug hit my eye on the side, can't imagine at 60mph

It happened TWO times

the first one was dug in my eyelid and I had to tweezer it out

Jesus.

At least tell me it was dead.

Also, shouldn't you have learned the first time?

>Also, shouldn't you have learned the first time?

This was the same ride m8...same eye too

Ok, but was it dead?

I think so

Get an old mv or mach 2 you pleb

Don't park next to me or my son ever again.

I imagine parts can be a bit of a problem unless other bikes used similar parts in your market. Otherwise, parts may not strictly be rare but you may have to import them which can be costly.

>honda and yamaha
>"Don't park next to me or my wife's son ever again"
FTFY

Apparently the sister model FZ750 was, but it's not common anymore either, being 22-32 years old. Still, it gives me hope though, because the FZX is just absolutely fantastic looking.

Insurance is reasonable. It's going to happen, boys.

get motosliders ya dingus

straight from the twisties

user, one of your headlights is out.

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user

That meat is severely overcooked

>tfw no long straight roads like in the US

It's literally all twisties here and I hate it

Came here to post this.

I can FEEL how fucking dry and chewy that shit must be.

Come my place, I can only get rid of my strips with a storm, hanging into the wind.

I'm on a phone but a quick Google says $130+ for a set
Note that shoguns are ~60 and nonames are ~20
Are you telling me to consider better sliders

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Oh, I'm sorry.

Is this better?

>this cuck orders his steak "well done"
>ends the night by going home alone while she fucks the Chad bartender who eats his meat raw

If you order anything "well done" you might as well be a vegan.

That looks like a piece of fucking leather.

I would rather wear that steak as a belt than eat that tough motherfucker.

Its a sin

My dad only cooks well done, if there is any pink he will complain

What's it like growing up the son of a cuck? Are the bulls nice? Or do they kind of just show up, do their thing, and then leave?

When the inside of the steak takes on an appearance similar to a brushed suede shoe, you know you're in for a bad meal.

nearly lost the front wheel today, fucking skid demon man. Every day I feel his greasy hands clad in gauntlets of gravel gripping me ever tighter.

>well done
Well done indeed bike fags. Enjoying that steak with ketchup ?

It does look awesome, how the Honda VF750 should have looked (minus the wheels because the Honda did at least have nice wheels).

>What's it like growing up the son of a cuck?

Do you even know who you're talking to?

Go fuck with someone else, what are you 12?

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>ketchup

>Do you even know who you're talking to?

I have a pretty good idea.

>My dad only cooks well done, if there is any pink he will complain
What is wrong with you people

Lots of summerfresh fags in here, that's for sure.

By the way, got any new pics of your mom?

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nah.

but eating steak anything over medium is genuinely haram.

>order burger medium
>literally a 50/50 chance I'll get well done or medium rare
Wew lad

>Do you even know who you're talking to?

>getting minced meat anything but well done
>being surprised when you get food poisoning

50th for well done superiority

get fucked, rare fags

[Daily Beef Thread - dbt]

>food poisoning
Tell me more about your life cuckboi

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well done, user

>being a chain cuck

literally why?

>belt drive or shaft drive
>zero maintenance or adjusting required
>no mess
>in the long term is cheaper
>more reliable

chains are for cucks stuck in the past.

>slow
>heavy
>can't fix it on the side of the road

you have to change shaft fluid and belts need to be changed much more frequently

>limiting yourself to a small handful of bike models and manufacturers because you want to be a special snowflake

>dat power loss
What's it like being cucked by physics

Should i get a tr650 or a dr650 for my first bike?

The TR might be a little too much for me, and it's more expensive, so id be more worried about the inevitable drop.

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>meet other bikers
>nice chats and everything
>everyone likes everyone
>peace on earth actually exists
>if anything happens alongside the road everyone instantly stops and helps like he's jesus fucking christ himself
>make plans to eat somewhere together
>someone mentions how he likes his steak well done
>entire community breaks apart and everyone hates each other
Hm.

My old bell star is loud as fuck, any recs on quiet helmets

I'd go dr for aftermarket everything

Schuberth C4

But muh 0-60

Fuck everything!
I'm fucking tired of this shit.
So I'm army living on an AFB, I went through the gate on my bike in dc's one time and the guy made a huge hassle about it. So I been wearing my military boots until today, when I bought a pair of over the ankle shoes with actual ankle support. Go through this time and decides they don't count as sturdy. Fucking what!! They're literally more sturdy than my military boots. Not to mention it doesn't even matter, cause if I go down neither are going to protect much.
Both times this happened there was another guard there that almost stopped him from giving me shit cause I'm trying to follow the rules while remaining comfortable. They had this look at him like, really guy.
Is this one guard just jealous of bikes or something.

Just wear ear plugs. I own a Schuberth C3 which is one of the quietest helmets around and the wind noise is still loud and annoying as fuck so I still wear plugs.

I don't get your story

so the guards have a problem with you wearing biker gear when riding your bike?

that thing looks pretty sick, but it's way out of my price bracket
I do,

I had an old icon airframe helmet and it was quieter than the bell by a lot, but it was super heavy by comparison

rate my steak /dbt/

Who needs fast when you still have enough money for another bike?

>mfw in yuropooria well done steak is considered a delicacy
L M A O

What's the difference between rare and blue?

Like an average barbecue. Burned on the outside, still frozen inside.

Yeah I don't follow either, but that sounds like the issue.

Not sure how/why they could give a fuck if he's not on duty - if he lives on base he's going to have times where he isn't in uniform. Sounds like some jealous nobike faggot MP.

Is rare

pic related is blue rare, meaning the meat is still gel-like in texture.

undercooked

holy shit how do you fucking idiots even survive on your own

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disgusting

does /dbt/ have an opinion on horrible moped abominations, because i'm a huge poorfag with some savings and a can-do attitude and i want to build a tomos dual sport thing, costing no more than 300$ total

-tomos A3 or BT frame
-old T12 or similar gas tank bolted and routed into the internal gas tank, sort of like the LX
-offroad tires, or the closest thing i can find
-ignition upgrade, installing a USB charger and replacing the old bulbs with LEDs
-cutting off all the excess metal, torn between doing a cutdown vespa style thing or replacing it with plastic sheeting

i know this is unorthodox but whatever, i work with what i have available, just wondering if you guys have any suggestions, or you think it's fucking idiotic, which is also fine

This looks like a piece of raw meat that somebody's sister tried cooking on a Barbie toy oven for a day.

Jesus Christ, I can hear it mooing.

Any non-baird opinions on the Husqie 701 SM/Enduro?

It's not really gear.
It's a was wearing a shoe instead of a boot and that's what he was hassling me over. Basically the only difference was the sole, it's all flat. Well that and it's multicoloured. But I wear all the other gear, helmet, gloves, hi vis jacket, kevlar jeans. He just kept saying he doesn't make the rules when I asked what counts as sturdy. I just want to wear whats comfortable, especially on my feet

2rare4me

Never ridden one. Supposedly they're good
That's my opinion

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So many people complaining about steak
How about you let people eat food however they like

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Well done faggot lmfao

If only we could apply this thinking to bikes

What the FUCK is it his business what you wear anyhow? Again, if you're not on duty he has no reason to dictate your dress, especially on a bike.

Are you breaking some stupid military law/rule? Or is he trying to be Captain Safety and just impose his personal will on you?

Choke him the fuck out.

Yeah suck on it. Suck on that white popsicle.

I eat steak anyway its presented to me although i prefer it medium rare.
everyone has different tastes, same as with bikes, doesnt make you better than another person for liking something different.

>maki faki

/g/ pls go, rin is the official best girl of /dbt/

Military rule.
While riding on base you have to follow the rules they have set for bikes. Even off duty.
But as far as I can tell I was. It's ever only this guy that fucks with me. The other guard are always pretty chill.

if you have a welder and milling equipment for making brackets and tacking shit on/cutting shit off, you can do anything.

If you need to ask you probably can't do anything.

Also what excess metal? Fenders? Keep your fenders.

Day 2 after new tires installed. First major riding, already did 600 miles and through 3 storms. Fuck I love this bike.