What would a good, comprehensive list of essentials you should always keep in your car compose of?

honestly, id rather keep an e tool or something else compact rather than a full on fucking gardening shovel or spade in my trunk.

I do keep an ice scraper in my car year round because living in new England is rolling the dice everyday as far as weather goes.

I live in Canada, so I keep a collapsible aluminum shovel in my car in case shit gets snowy.

I also keep a simple tool kit (the kind with like 40 tools for $40) just in case - has everything you would need.

I don't keep dog food or cat food, or kitty litter...but I have 4WD w/ BFG KO2s.

I keep a first aid kit, emerg blanket, some Clif Bars, stainless bottle with water, and a 6 pack of gatorade in a tote in the back. Some spare clothes and work boots, a big knife, breaker bar, and spare fluids. Sounds like a lot of shit, but again, it all fits in a Rubbermaid tote.

i keep absolutely NOTHING but papers in my glovebox in my car. because i dont need to

>because I'm a nigger and the car is stolen and I'll ditch it after the robbery yeet savage bruh

>no gun
>no melee weapon
>instead it's dog food and some fucking cat litter box

The kitty litter is so you have traction in the snow.

And the dog food is so you have something to barter with when the nukes drop and you're living a fucked roadside existence a la Mad Max.

at first i thought that cat litter sand thingie might be actually a great idea because it's absorbing water well, and therefore could help you in case of large spill over a place that's hard to dry. then i saw dog food and realized what kind of image it is.
Anyway, I happen to be retarded from time to time, and so one time i've managed dug myself up in the mud on the forest road. I just got the car back then, all i had inside was a roll of toilet paper. I spent almost entire day on running around, borrowing car jack, looking for things i could put below my wheels (found bunch of unused paving tiles), trying to dig it up with borrowed shovel, etc.

After that experience, i'd say it's necessary to have a car jack, towing rope, and something that's sturdy piece of material, optimally a proper material bag. Shovel just made everything worse. Though it should be easier to not be retarded and knowing your car limits, but i guess running deep into extreme 4wd territory is exactly what you need to do in order to learn about those limits.

Green is what I have, red I don't have.

Honestly it's amusing to watch because of Canadians, also he seems pretty smart and has his shit together unlike you, you pretentious faggot

Drive a service truck as a daily, I've got almost every tool until I found out the hard way my 1.5 ton jack can only lift the front tires. Now I got a bottle jack

Shovel and ice scraper in the winter, a spare tire and a set of jumper cables.

Black ice
Spare black ice

condoms so you dont get aids when a refugee carjacks you

fire axe

I keep one in my car to keep my hood up because I can't be bothered to fix it

>gun
This was probably made for yurocucks

Oh wait it doesn't include a prayer mat maybe not.

>all that garbage

wtf. best thing for your car is a tire re-inflator ($20) and a tire knocker (aka beating stick)

A tomahawk and a baseball bat

An entrenchment tool, yeah.

Just carry a spare, mate.

A crowbar is the best melee weapon since it has a practical purpose.

That said the UK police would probably prosecute me for having as much as a butter knife in my car so I have to keep it hidden...

A torque wrench and sockets is pretty much all the tools you need for roadside repairs so I keep that too.

>Oh wait it doesn't include a prayer mat maybe not.

I drive around with a couple maintenance things.
>Spare tire, shitty jack and tools
>oil
>water
>coolant
>flashlight
>old rags
>first aid kit

I feel like I could literally rescue anyone in a 100km range.

The only things I have in my car at all times is:

>x3 Black Ice trees
>license
>bank card
>Maximum Tune 5 player card
>$10 note
>box of tissues in the boot
>box of baby-wipes in the boot
>school bag for uni in the boot
>jackstand

>Not carrying a portable air compressor
It's like you want to get fuck by low tire pressure.

not everyone lives in the 3rd world

I think they were going to kitty litter. Shitty art.

youtube.com/watch?v=h87NbNEAPjw

Depending on how far north you live, you eventually chuck the scraper in favor of a snow broom with an extendable handle.

Yeah, I'm glad the least civilized people I have to put up with are sedentary christian rednecks on wheelchairs who just yell at you. I hear 3rd world countries like france have to deal with worse.

>be american
>only own a hunting rifle and a small pistol used exclusively for removing "wild" life from the roads

feels good man

>no letterman jacket

shiggydiggy

>lighter
>extra gas
>gun

Always have to keep some extra diapers on hand.

I have an authentic letterman jacket but I keep it in my closet to keep it in good shape.

pre rolled joint my nigga

Depends on your environment, time of year, how far you go, and why you drive.

tfw no gf

This guy must visit /out/

How exactly does whoever made that picture plan to put on that tyre?

DD:
>jumper cables
>spare tire
>stock jack and tire iron
>shitty LED flashlight I got for free
>brush/ice scraper in winter

"Shits hit the fan and I have to plow through dindu/antifa rioters" car:
>full inventory of hand tools to repair almost anything
>jumper cables
>full size spare
>collapsible water jugs
>large wool blanket
>combat knife
>a gallon or large bottle of every fluid the car could need
>duct, electrical, teflon, aluminum tapes
>basic assortment of spare fasteners
>some rubber tubing and spool of wire
>3 ton aluminum jack
>bigass high-output Maglite that can be used for finding your way, blinding people, or collapsing skulls, lasts hundreds of hours on a set of batteries
>almost all this shit fits in secret compartments out of the way, and if you fold the rear seats down you can fit a twin mattress in the back
>also has roof rack for additional storage potential

They call road side assistance

But desu, many people are good and will stop

My bad accident some dude pulled over in his 50s and walked over, asked if I was ok etc...

>tyre changing tools
>at least half a tank of petrol
>serviettes
>knife, fork and spoon
>bottle or two of water
>fire extinguisher, I guess

Oh, and a garbage bag in the boot for resting dirty things on.

>tool kit with tools and jumper cables
>some snacks
>change of clothes
>towel
>skateboard
>skate shoes
>skate tool

I'm a skaterfag. And I should probably prepare some more

If you're really a skaterfag then buy a $18 First Aid Kit from walgreens and keep that shit somewhere. I don't skate but I went to HS with retards who did and still do, and some of them have had some nasty injuries just dicking around on a board
>tl;dr: get a fucking FAK

Why don't you skate there? poser

I keep
>Flashlight
>Pen
>Car charger for phone
>Duct tape
>Paracord
>Jump pack
>Jack & a stand
>Spare quart of oil
>Multitool
>Rags
>Tool kit that came with car
>Full size spare
>Gas can

I bought my mom AAA that came with two memberships, so I get unlimited free tows within 50 miles, so I don't keep anything too extensive with me. During the Winter I also chuck a change of clothes, a MRE and some water, a snow brush & scraper, and some extra boots.

Vaseline

Betas care more about health and safety than performance and weight reduction.

Alphas don't need any of that faggot shit.

>car breaks down (in theory, literally never happened to me)
>call breakdown service
>wait
Life is easy in a first world country.

Toolbox inside my toolbox:
>hammer
>wrench set
>socket set
>fuse kit
>vise grips
>needlenose pliers
>combination pliers
>side cutters
>channellocks
>multimeter
>tie wire
>ratchet
>zip ties
>duct tape
>electrical tape
>an all
>breaker bar
>box cutter
>spare blades
>screw drivers
>crescent
>assorted toothbrush thingys

Toolbox:
>shackles
>Rope
>String
>5m of chain
>tow strap
>hand winch
>Tie downs
>Bunjees
>Telescopic fishing rod
>Reel
>Fuck ton of plastic bags
>tree strap
>gloves
>saw
>axe
>knife
>sleeping bag
>crc
>oil
>jerry can
>gumboots
>3 pairs of socks
>Cum rags
>Water container
>Jacket
>Sweater
>Billy
>Oats and Noodles

Cab:
>Repair notebook
>Repair book
>5gum
>Water
>Maps
>Compass
>Pocket knife
>Uncanny ammount of pens and sharpies
>Sunglasses
>Cum rag
>Lip balm
>Water
>Empty backpack
>Sunscreen
>Boonie hat
>Beanie
>Binoculars
>Batteries
>Lighters
>Condoms

>shovel

You forgot probably the most important thing [spoiler]cash[/spoiler]

>No kebabs here
>no nignogs here

Czechia strong

Thats were youre wring kiddo, I have like $90 in coins in my ashtray that im too autistic to use.

Not green texting because it's a bitch on this phone.

Be me, towtruckasshole.
First day of spring break.
Sick with flu and running a fever.
Dispatch says knock out this one and go home.
It's on the way so fuck it.
Simple tire change on Silverado 2500
Get on scene.
Literally 3 carloads of dindus with the vehicle.
Determine it is member's son and friends going to Florida for spring break.
Ask "none of you know how to change a tire?"
Get typical "no, naw, I'm too pretty, real niggas don't be done do that shit, etc"
"Well, you're gonna fuckin learn today"
Hop back in truck and go home.
Get call from dispatch.
Tell him what's up and he agrees.
Tells insurance member wasn't there so no go on service.
Still paid for it.

Why does the normie car have a can and can opener, where the fuck are they going to be where food is more then a few hours walk away?
Also why so few tools?

Literally all I keep in my car is
>ice scrapper snow brush combo
>paper towels
>spare rim and jack that comes with the car.
>latex gloves
>hand wipes
>Arkon gps floor/seat mounted gooseneck thing

So youre either an innacity normie or youre a getaway driver.

also. Forgot a mixtape cd of a mix of
>culture club
>wham!
>sade
>plastic floor mats but idk if that counts.
Sorry I forgot a bit

Shit also forgot a quick detailer . that's it though