*pulls away from you on one wheel*

*does the same up the side of a mountain*

nothing personell kid

1000cc last-supper sports are more common and cheaper than 600s where I live

The actual best part of bikes is leaning to corner

They can't compete with well set up track cars for high speed cornering, having two wheels and no downforce, but the handling is sharp and insanely fun

Also, after years of riding bigger bikes that pull hard everywhere, there's really something to be said about a bike that's 200lbs lighter and GOOD tires that are significantly cheaper and last a bit longer.

95' zx6r? Mines the exact same

Just sold my 2007 R6S for $2k :(

I miss it already. Mechanically perfect, but salvage title and cosmetically messed up. I should have just kept it and learned to stunt/track days.

Enjoy your impending amputation faggot

>likes a good NA engine
>doesn't ride motorcycles

s2000s don't rev that high

It doesn't matter whether you pull away on two wheels or one wheel, the second wheel isn't powered.

*sees car switching lanes 1km in front of him*
*begins to sweat profusely* [hard breathing intensifies]
-What the fuck man. What the fuck man. What the fuck
*trembling so much he has to pull over*
*uploads 'idiot driver cut me off' to Youtube*

He was talking about quarter miles, bruh. To do in a 10 second quarter mile in a light car you need 600 hp and upwards.

asshurt cagers detected

And now
>1000cc super bikes run 9s bone stock.
I hate that I have to spend 100k on a care to get similar performance.

Can't argue with that.
Mine weighs about 3,300, and I haven't been able to get below 14 seconds or so.

Dog bless guardrails

>cagers
>woman drivers
>teenagers
They should be banned.

That's exactly why it does matter though. Faster acceleration on the back wheel only because the unpowered front wheel has no friction resistance from the road.

>I can feel a major resistance on a road that should be butter smooth
>let's just press the accelerator harder
I wonder if she backs over curbs and entire green dividers on a daily basis, too. Why the fuck do Americans let such retards drive cars?

>would rather ride through Vietnam than through the US, probably safer

>tfw too poor to sell my econobox and fall for the "just get a bike brah" meemee

me too
>such is life in yuropooria :(

But I'm a burgerclapper. Id imagine baikus are more plentiful and cheaper in Euroland

>>such is life in yuropooria :(
TIERED LICENSES LOL

>TIERED LICENSES LOL
I'm a britcuck, does the rest of the EU have that too?

Bike= die because of a bit of rocks on the road in a corner

Car= there were rocks in the road?

>TIERED LICENSES LOL
You're joking right?

Yes.

Of course, wouldn't be safe otherwise, would it?

Nope, dead serious.

>Catches up and passes you at top speed

Heh, they'll never learn.

>Nope, dead serious.
How can an entire content be so cucked? Sounds like they might be in need of some freedom.

>not wanting to die
kek

Yeah, better come and bomb our families until we're free, you fat ignorant retards.

OBSESSED

>Yeah, better come and bomb our impoverished families until we're free, you fat ignorant retards.
Stop cucking your citizens and we won't my poor friend.

Consider losing some weight first before you embark in such, faraway quests. Or do you plan on rolling all the way here?

>hurr I put wheels on an engine
Nobody cares.

>Give Freedom
>By dictating how our laws must be ran against our will through firepower
Aha, yes. The essence of freedom.

>Sounds like they might be in need of some freedom.
Don't bother. They gave their freedoms away themselves, and are so far gone they'll defend their own cuckoldry.
Yurocucks have no one to blame but themselves and deserve no sympathy, attention or even thought from you.

>60% white country that claims to be the land of the free yet has more inmates in prison per capita than any other country in the modern world.

Brits literally have less whites in their entire country than all of the USA. Also nobody in the USA gets arrested for what they post on twitter

Get fucked, you shit eating faggot. America could piss down your throat and you'd still clap.

No, but they sure get shot by niggerinos, or cousin fucking rednecks.

God bless.

americans are fat and dumb lol

So what? Freedom to succeed also means freedom to fail, which is exactly why I would expect the US to have tons of poor people and criminals. It's social Darwinism, and it's working as expected.

You call it a bug. I call it a feature.

*tips fedora*

no wonder america is so 3rd world

You are literally saying your freedom is defined by corporations and their never ending schemes to get rich, even if that means passing retarded laws such as putting people in jail for doing drugs (which you don't have the freedom to do) so they can put you in jail for a retarded amount of time to milk out the tax money.

Yes, what a lovely thing this freedom of yours is.

Good god

Oi bruv, dont make me report you for an online ASBO

we're not cuckolded by the state into betting unable to defend ourselves from either of them, sweetie

enjoy your patriot act, cuck

>implying the USA is the only cunt that spies on its own citizenry
LOL

>the patriot act is only about espionage

typical ameridumb lol, enjoy getting detained with no charges

WTF lol

I think Tiered Licenses are actually a great idea, maybe not for enthusiasts but it prevents idiots from buying a 1000cc for their first bike and killing themselves.

Then how else will we cull the idiots from the earth? It's not the government's job to protect you from yourself

Car= die a few years earlier because of heart attack caused by years of traffic jams that were casueing you stress and anger.

It isn't, but it is the goverments job to protect you from other nutjobs not knowing what the fuck they're doing and killing you in the process.

>Posting about shit that only happens in movies
Time to leave your basement and renew your bus pass, Timmy.

This thread is quickly redpilling me about bikes and makes me want to get one....

>not having auto top-up on your bus pass

凸(-_-)凸

Daily reminder™

>tfw always wanted a bike but it's extremely expensive here
>even if I got one, I could only ride it for a few months every year
It'd actually be cheaper for me to buy an actual sports car.

Canadian spotted

Do it fgt

>jew

opinion disregarded

>Canadian spotted
Exactly.
Our government HATES bikes.

thats because american lives are not valuable

*barely beats you*
Heh... not bad... you made me use 10% of my power...

If I pull that off, will you die?

That's a bummer m8. Really isn't it the insurance companies though? Or is the rego and s tuff expensive too?

This is what's expensive.
I never bothered to check how much insurance costs, but I doubt it's cheap.

Also, the obligatory driving course is $900.

Damn I heard the insurance was expensive but I didn't know about the rest. That sucks. It's odd too considering the short riding season.

It's not too odd if you see it as a racket.
They get to make a shitload of money with barely any risk.

> the short riding season.
Grow a pair.

>huge deal to find a car that runs 12s
Uh, a newish Mustang?

It has nothing to do with having a pair or not.
Riding is illegal during the winter.

Maybe with some mods and drag radials. A stock S550 runs low 13's, if I remember right.

Wew