*pulls away from you on one wheel*

*pulls away from you on one wheel*
Heh, no hard feelings, kid

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Nothin Personnel… Kid…

*underrsteers into guardrail*
N-nothin perso-, *ded*

Bikes ruined cars for me.
>Never own fast cars
>Always econo boxes
>Always owned fast bikes
>Decide I want to get fast car
>Test drive all the meme fast cars (6)
>Utterly disappointed by all of them
>Stick to shitbox

They did this in reverse order for me. I had an fn2 civic type r, decided to get an aprilia rs4 because of a nice 30 min commute to the hospital where I work and parking is free for bikes. Realise I find the bike more fun so sell the civic and do my full bike licence

>250cc learner bikes run 15s
>650cc dirt bikes run 14s
>650cc standards run 13s
>900cc standards run 12s
>1200cc grandpa bikes run 11s
>600cc supersport bikes run 10s

All of the above bikes are cheap and common, meanwhile it's a huge deal to find a car that runs 12s

*powershifts through multiple gears at once in my stripped 200kg 1200HP Golf MK1 with AWD while smacking you off the road with my fender while my speedometer is passing the 160km/h mark for the 2nd time*

Heh, hope you got some ice to cool those bruises, kid

>1200kg 200hp*

I realized this when i looked at a 1.5k Kawasaki that did 0-60 in 3.6 seconds, really blew me away how little money you have to spend to go absurdly fast.

This, cars are only for driving with passengers and trunk.
so better just get eco car.

250cc bikes can do much better.
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