Be car

>Be car
>Finally have kids and lineage to be proud of
>Your son turns out to be uglier than you
>Your son weights more than you and is a fat obese cow
>Your son is also not as cool as you
>YFW

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SV was cool tho

>Ching chong ping pong
>I am athretic Japanese man
>Oh rook an American woman. I rill have kids with her
>Son is pigdisgusting fat and generic
>Son is hippie environmentalist
>Son rost Japanese heritage and is now automatic transmission because fat lazy American genes
>Son took 15 years to graduate school and be put in production
>I am disappoint

Huracan is like the Jeb Bush of the Lambo family.

>Be Lamborghini

>Your son weights more than you and is a fat obese cow
>muh heavier cars are always worse meme
I want summer to end

>Finally get grandsons
>grandson is thin again but dumb as fuck
>He has a disease from birth that only lets his arms open horizontally instead of vertically like his dad and me
>small v10 because all he does is stay at home all day and never works out
>Diluted lineage because there are 14,000 of them

>grandson has terrible gas mileage

>miscegenation
>not even once

/pol/ was right again

>tfw Italian-American
>tfw you are Chrysler

/pol/ is always right

>tfw one grandson is a power lifter/sprinter and the other is the worlds foremost endurance runner who doesn't use performance enhancers

old NSX was a bland overpriced kit car looking midengined Accord

new NSX is at least cool and lives up to the name no matter what autists say

>old NSX was a bland overpriced kit car looking midengined Accord
>aluminum body

Yeah, its an Accord

It looks a little down

>old nsx sold like shit
>new nsx selling like shit

Anyone who says the new isn't staying true to the original is a moron.

>Be AW11 MR2
>Have child
>He is not as nimble as me but fast in his own regard
>Runs a faster 400m then everyone else in the family
>he looks up to me for the way he dresses and shows himself
>No one notices his success
>Still very proud of my son

>Have grandson
>Very nimble but much slower than his father but
>He's a metro sexual
>Not gay, but he acts like a faggot
>Doesn't even have our family's gorgeous eyes
>Eyes are awkward and bulbous
>Loves to take his top off whenever he can

>Why grandson why
>You dishonor our family

zzw30 is my next goal car

Get fucked, there's nothing wrong with cute cars.

But there's no denying that it's the ugliest of the MR2 generation. I mean it's not even a competition.

They shouldn't all have been convertibles either. And they should have given it a turbo, supercharged, or 2zz option from factory.

>>Be car
>>Finally have kids and lineage to be proud of
>>Your son turns out to be uglier than you
>>Your son weights more than you and is a fat obese cow
>>Your son is also not as cool as you
>>YFW
I know that feel, bro

>Be 575 Maranello
>Have son, ferrari 599
>He gets braces
>Keeps smiling like a fucking idiot so everyone can see his stupid brace
>Still wears his braces 9 years later.

both of those cars are ugly imo

>Be german car
>Have son with some British car
>I think shes half jew or something because my son ended up with a nose like this
oy vey

Murchielago and Gallardo were still cool looking, is the Huracan that looks like ass
Sexto elemento looks way too try hard to be taken seriously, its like your son became a hot topic fuckboy

>Be 550
>Have son, Ferrari 575
>He gets >90% flappy paddle transsmissions
>Widens market to cucks and old men who cant drive a real transmission
>Beginning of the end

is this the red.dit thread?

>honda fucks a BR
>10/10 sports car that puts ferrari to shame

>honda fucks an murican
>pig digusting fat hybrid supercar that is slower than a fucking base R8

no it's the anime faggot thread.

>Be F430
>Have daughter, 458
>She wears too much eye liner
>Her ass is hella thicc
>High pitched moans when she gets excited
>Occasionally takes her top off
I think I might be into incest bros

found the red.ditor

please go back to your cesspool cuck

Fucking kek

>great grandson no longer needs braces
>some asian somehow polluted the bloodline along the way

stop making stupid and unfunny posts pls

...

Its summer. Every thread is the reddit thread.

1. Press back-button on your browser
2. Find thread, click "Hide thread"
3. ??????
4. Profit!

Fuck off

>My name is billy bob camaro
>Used to play football and was the town hero
>Marry my sister, lisa-may
>Have a son
>Hes a little retarded
>Spins around in circles all time
>Never finishes his races because ADD
>Big and fat like his ma
>Went on many diets and got some cosmetics done, but still dumb as shit.

or you can stop ruining my board and go back to red.dit

>Be JEEP
>Wife is also JEEP
>Son is fucking Chinese slant-eye
>I think I was cuckd by an Asian

>be 911
>have wonderful proportions and shapes
>some japanese guy has turned his attention away from whales and dolphins and onto your kin instead
>cutting us up and doing botched plastic surgery on us
>God preserve us

>MFW no parents
>no kids
>But I'm vegan and have a moustache

This is very accurate. When Asian males shack up with WF, the results are disgusting.

you are getting a kid soon fucker

>entire family is pigfat
>all relatives are pigfat
>was apparently sterile, because could never have a child

>Ay yo
>Be black American
>Got HUGE GRILLZ N SHIT
>Cops always pullin me over n sheeeeeitttt
>Have 19 illegitimate children
>OK though because government bails me out (gib money pls)
>Got DEEZ DUBS NUGGAAAAA
>One of my sons has a smaller grill
>I should have been there to raise him better

>be 993
>have son
>oil no longer flows through his cooling systems
>dresses cheaper than his forefathers
>probably born with a slight birth defect, his eyes look weird

This picture gave me the biggest boner I've had all week. BRG plus those gold rims, usually I go for more simple looks but that's just too good

>Be me.
>Have a son
>He became a HUGE movie star
>He lives his life a quarter mile at a time
>He still has no kids yet.

Fuck off soviet

He found a nice German woman though.

fuck off GM cuck

>mkiii
Disgusting. The only true 80s supra is mkii mated to the 7mgte

fuck off soviet

Please don't start an infinite loop with him.

fuck off red.dit

>spamming
>shitposting

enjoy your ban, GM cuck

I'm impressed someone was so butthurt they actually took the time to create this.

what is butthurt about making fun of GM fangirls?

It's the sheer amount of autism that it takes for some to fix onto that idea and actually take time out of their day to create that and post it.
If you actively take time from your day to go online and "troll" people, you should be shot.

>N/A only

t. assmad GM fangirl

>>Your son, and grandsons turns out to be uglier than you, even your great grandson is a mongoloid.

That's his wife's son tho

>Have son
>He walks on his hands rather than his back legs.
>Fuck, he's retarded
>He's old as fuck, guess that's the end of my bloodline
>No wait, somehow the cunt pops out a kid
>Kid walks on his legs like me
>Kid is fun as fuck, a little slow, but hey, so am I.
>I love my grandson

They could've learned from their mistakes and/or took advantage of the weeb fanbase they have now.

Hey, the Countach is fuckin rad man. Everything else does suck, though.

Countach is an awful car

looks are subjective but goddamn it isnt pretty

Miura is goat Lambo tho

Yes but your GG Grandson, is a Fucking Chad, Gramps.

miuras are ugly as fuck

its the only not ugly classic Lambo

>Be ZZW30
>17 years old
>still look modern
>Not constantly molested like rivals MX5 and S2000
>Only care about lightness and handling and fun
>Sacrifice cabin and storage space to be light and compact like granddad
>Spitting image of cousin Elise without all the baggage
>Absolute togue monster
>Reliable as fuck because N/A heart from Uncle Corolla
>Dad and Granddad legends in their time, but heavy and old and unreliable today.

>tfw you're the best car in your blood line, but no one notices because muh power and muh pop-ups

>TFW your son comes out as mid engined

Your Wife's son,Obviously.
Just sayin?

I genuinely think that car is fuck-ugly and I wouldn't buy something I think is ugly even if it's the funnest sports car in the fucking world.

the true patricians choice

>2ZZ literally drops in
>boohoo this is too hard for me, I want everything served on a tray

HAHAHAHAHA

They pretty much are though, more weight is worse for acceleration, braking, top speed, handling, fuel economy, and tire wear.

Do the Civic.

I disagree, but I respect your conviction. I feel the same way about the Camaro. Mustang's objectively the worse car, but it just looks so much better than the Camaro.

Soulless black sheep wagecuck cousin in a family of high-revving funmachines who has the occasional midlife crisis and halfheartedly tries to dress and act like a teenager.

>Be Civic
>Be decent unassuming utilitarian people's car
>Son, grandson, great grandson, great great grandson, great great great grandson, great great great great grandson, great great great great great grandson, and great great great great great great grandson just like me
>2017
>Great great great great great great great grandson
>goes to America to be like STi and FoRS
>shames family
>no longer light, cheap, utilitarian, and understated
>no longer tuner of the everyman
>Official chariot of fuckbois with too much money and too little taste.

Every picture I see makes it looks uglier than the last one.

saved

It's physics lad, regardless of the season

>becomes fastest fwd car on burgerring
>eliminate torque steer, a cancer that plagues many powerful fwd cars
>while being the most practical civic ever
>while being lighter than all the other hot hatches

why? so you can go back to school and learn how shit actually works?

>Your son will work when he needs to work
>Your son has German genes (and the father doesn't) so he won't get sick for no apparent reason
>Your son is not just a pretty face; he's quite an athlete even if he meets a corner

If it had conservative styling, Veeky Forums would be lapping it up, but it doesn't.

That can be solved by adding more power.

youtube.com/watch?v=RXqSedWSu2k

More power doesn't improve braking, handling, fuel economy, or tire wear.

>be one of the greatest coupes ever made
>son comes out as a complete retard and that ends the family

The most recent versions are just discount, ugly as hell Jap renditions of a porsche boxster. Prove me wrong.

You might be right, but ask yourself if a japanese boxster really is a bad thing.

>Be car
>Finally have kids and lineage to be proud of
>Your son and grandson turn out to be uglier than you
>Your son and grandson weigh more than you and are fat obese cows
>Your son and grandson are also not as cool as you
>YFW

its cute, but the most important thing for me was to separate it from the previous mr2s

it diverges in cosmetic design so much that its just easier to forget any predecessors and their sexy pop ups

besides, it looks cute and happy as fuck without pop ups. that's not easy to do.

>Have son
>He walks on his hands rather than his back legs
>Fuck, he's retarded

got my good

son I am disappoint

>Great Grandfather is powerful legend
>Grandfather uglier and forced to starve cuz gas crisis
>Father jailed for statutory rape, not allowed 200ft near school and can't come to my events
>I try to be bad boy but peaked in high school and never get married, am lonely
>find out I have illegitimate son, his name bumblebee. He dresses like great grandfather on many meds but strangely more talented than almost anybody
>fly bumblebee, you are the best part of me

Be car.
Great, sexy, asthetic genetics from strong, unique heritage.
Newest grandson extreme dissapointment.
Too fat. Too slow. Too weak and ugly.
Shun grandson until hes no longer considered truly "one of us"
Grandson too ashamed to ever produce children of his own.