Picking up grandaddy's car for him

>picking up grandaddy's car for him
>3rd gen Tbird with dat obnoxious v8 must be fast car sound
>red light
>boomer in a midlife crisis camaro IROC z28 beside me
>he revs
>kek wants me to race him so he can complain about other generations being law disrespecting degenerates
>don't pay attention
>he revs again higher and longer
>still don't pay attention
>disrespectful young people not listening to us.mp4
>light turns green
>he launches
>clips gravel shoulder
>gets spooked and over corrects
>gets spooked and over corrects the other way and starts to spin out
>goes across all 4 lanes and ends up facing the other direction
>finally look over and wave
>he's fucking livid after his millennial induced tire blazing glory
>burst out in topkeks as I roll by and wave
>he looks like he's going to have a massive rage aneurysm


Hows your day going so far, Veeky Forums? Make any funnies in traffic today?

>Be driving my Nissan Leaf
>Gotta get over 5 miles/kWh
>Going 15 up a hill in a 40 zone
>Basic Bitch THOT behind me waving her arms and vocalizing
>Gets inches from my bumper
>Have to slow down more to make her following distance safe.
>Not going 5 mph
>She starts to illegally pass
>18 wheeler coming down the hill.
>She overcorrects back into the lane and goes off to the right, clipping several bushes
>look of utter fear and terror on her face as I look back in the mirror.
>Start laughing uncontrollably.
>She backs off three car lengths as I slowly accelerate to 25 down the hill we just crested, using zero power.

>waiting at random crosswalk in the street
>traffic almost clear
>some guy in a janky VW golf sees me standing on the sidewalk looking at the crosswalk and decides to fully lock up his brakes and stall the car
>faint smell of burnt rubber as the guy waves at me and motions me to cross the road
>guy has his windows rolled down, so as I'm passing, turn to guy and ask "did you just stall?"
>guy shamefully restarts his car
>bust up laughing and say "oh my god you DID stall ahahahaha"
>keep laughing louder and louder until I know he can't hear me anymore


Another

>driving shitbox to the store
>n/a Legacy wagon so it's pretty slow
>Make a right turn onto a road with 2 lanes going each direction
>speed limit 35MPH
>I turn into the right lane, then signal left to move over
>all the while, some cunt in an SUV behind me turns right and goes directly into the left lane thinking they're gonna get around me
>at this point I'm mostly in the left lane, 25mph because slow ass Subaru dogshit
>cunt behind me not slowing down, inches off my bumper
>he decides the best course of action is to violently swerve into the right lane instead of backing off and calmly changing lanes
>I can clearly see his suspension completely load up and unload while he makes this maneuver
>hear a loud THOOM behind me
>idiot nailed a curb and likely blew a tire, fucked a wheel, probably suspension too

Shit like that happens all the time in my town because impatient fuckers NEED to get to McDonalds .75 seconds faster than everyone else, but usually it doesn't end in curbs getting hit.

Ok, last one.

>going to get gas
>fuel door is on the right side of my wagon
>start pulling into gas station
>some guy in a huge SUV tries to pull into the same spot I'm in
>I give him no quarter and start inching up closer and closer to his cuckmobile
>Mind you, I'm going straight and am already lined up with the pump, he's completely diagonal and needs to fuck off
>our windows are all rolled down, so as he gives in he looks pissed and yells "hey buddy we're both trying to get to the same place"
>My sunglasses are on
>LITERALLY make the memeball face at this guy as he shouts at me
>He pulls up to a random pump, gets out of his vehicle, and walks towards me still fuming
>Make the memeball face AGAIN
>don't say a word
>he finally gives up and goes to pump his gas

>driving home from work
>closed so t's like 11:45
>asshole coming up behind me with his brights on
>tailgating
>slow down from 5 over to 5 under the speed limit
>guys doesn't back off
>slow down to 10 under
>guy doesn't back off
>stays right on my ass with his brights on for several miles until I get into town
>fucker switches into left turn lane and I finally get a good look at him
>it's a god damn IL state trooper
>probably was trying to goad me into speeding so he could pull me over

I hate this corrupt ass state

The cops got me today on the way home from work.
Funny how the budget passes and suddenly all the cops come out.

>boomer
>in a third gen

>$5k iroc
>midlife crisis car

Neither of those things line up with reality, a boomer would be creaming themselves over a 1st gen, and a midlife crisiser would buy something like a new base model Corvette, not a thirty year old not-exactly-fast sports car.

memeball face, i need to try this to idiots

>not being able to recognize your local law enforcement's headlights

>finished college a year ago
>going to visit some friends on the five year plan a couple hours away at their school
>campus town is full of hills, very steep gradient
>bought my first sporty car after graduating, '08 standard transmission Mustang GT
>sitting a couple cars back from the light at the top of a hill
>chick is sitting behind me in a Neon, glued to her cellphone
>inching closer and closer to my rear bumper
>I lift off the brake and roll back an inch, just to let her know that she's getting a little too close
>doesn't see it
>light turns, again, I don't roll back more than an inch or two
>Neon chick sees this in her periphery and thinks I'm going to hit her
>shoots backwards in reverse into the RAV4 behind her
>crunch
>pull aside with them
>she's refreshingly humble and admits she panicked because she wasn't paying attention

you can get pulled over for that

the cop was on you because you slowing down is a hazard, and will pull you over for it if they can tell youre slowing down for someone behind you.

Bootlicker

Amerisharts are shit drivers.

More news at 11.

>engaging in road rage
>"u a boot licker"
right

cant wait for the eventual story where you get pulled over even though the other guy started it, you deadgum 6 year old

it is not illegal to drive under the speed limit and ten under in a 45 is not, in any sense of the word, recklessly slow
plus, the way they teach you to deal with tailgaiters in driver's ed IS TO SLOW DOWN and, if possible, increase your following distance from the car in front of you

plus, even if I were driving recklessly slow (which I was not), that does not explain the cop tailgaiting me initially or leaving his brights on

>slowing down when someone is tailgating you to reduce the risk of a rear end collision if I need to suddenly stop
>engaging in roadrage
if they back off, I speed back up and I don't harbor any resentment if they back off
everyone tailgates absentmindedly every once and again

*tailgate/tailgating
whoops

>be me
>drive based autobahn
>180 kmh left lane
>two trucks in front of me
>like 1km away from each other
>baby boomer stays left lane the whole distance
>not making any moves to drive 5 seconds on right lane to let me pass
>I overtake him right and go my way
>he is flashing light, nukes his horn and what not
Every day

It is illegal, you do know there are minimum speed limits right user...

That's how I got my ticket at 3am on an empty 3 lane road. Fucker wouldn't stop tailgating the shit out of me, so in my WRX vape filled mind.......I'll just run away from him. I thought it was some shitty buick, turned out to be a full on crown vic cop car. He caught me a few miles down the road making a right to go home and lit me up. Guy was nice though, let me keep my car running for the heater and didn't get in my face about having the wrong date insurance cards in the car (car was insured). But fuck him for following me for so long and so fucking close.

Are you me, I had the same situation after I left work in my crappy mk3 VR6, gave me the whole bs about impounding my car for +50km over and suspending my license. Blessed me with only a 10 over so no demerit points.