Why does everyone shit on cadillac?

three common looking sedans with angry headlights, mesh grilles, rim styles. at a glance the average person is gonna have trouble telling them apart, much less naming their 3 digit "names"

That goes for any manufacturer though. you think normies can tell an M4 from an M3 or M2? the only difference to them is the size.

Caddilacs are for high test alphas

Insecure and beta fags need a Mercedes or especially BMW

Cadillac was the ONLY American luxury brand to adapt and survive the changing expectations in a luxury car.

Sure Cadillac dropped their names but at least they didn't bring up classic names and slap them on current cars which we all know is a plain insult to the classic models (Such as the Continental). The modern naming scheme is still relatively simple with letters instead of numbers. Cadillac was known for luxobarges that were also fwd. This simply could not continue no matter how much you cry about it and it was for the best to go rwd platforms. The STS is a rwd land barge with real wood in the interior and is fairly modern. Cadillac tried to have a bespoke V8 engine platform (Northstar) this again was a failure and Cadillac adapted. Cadillac has a state of the art suspension system that allows land barge like ride until you need it, then hard as a rock when you're ready to hit the corners.

Pic related. Cruising along like nothing going over 95mph. The CTS is by all means a land barge. The back has sun shades in the windows and back glass, tri-zone climate control, driver HUD, Alcantara headliner, panoramic roof, while capable of 200nph.

>Cruising along like nothing going over 95mph.
Wow, good job, your cars now match the cruising capability of German premium cars 40 years ago.

If I am gonna dump that kinda cash on an expensive luxury car, I want to be seen, not be in the scene.

If I roll up in a Cadillac I want people to say
Ohh a Cadillac Eldarado
Ohh a Cadillac Fleetwood
Ohh a Cadillac Deville

I roll up in a modern Cadillac, they pause until they see the logo and say
oh, it's a Cadillac. thats it, because who has the time to know the slight distinctions between the ATS CTS DTS FPS TDS blah blah blah

Except there's no point selling to youngsters, they don't have money. They're a 3rd rate brand fighting over a shrinking pool of well-heeled buyers who are getting older and older. And it seems the kind of well heeled buyer who's willing to get into a Cadillac are black people predominately. Or Mexicans. They loves them some Escalade.

Why should an older white or asian guy consider Cadillac at all over say, Lexus? You know when you buy a Lexus, you're going to get rock solid reliability, you won't ever have to worry about anything on that car.

The only Cadillac people recognize on sight is the Escalade, and then they immediately think "Oh, he's a drug dealer"

Cadillac has been doing that 80 years ago. My point is for some reason people are crying that it's too "sporty" when it's not, until you want it to be.

>BMW is being given away on the price is right
>everyone just refers to it as "The BMW" because they forgot the number and letter combination of the actual car already