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Snarelure
Snarelure

veekyforums.com/thread/175485587/video-games
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WITH OVERWHELMING FORCE edition

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

MATING

PRESS

Booteefool
Booteefool

I want Fiora apologists to leave

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

No one here's defending Fiora.

We're talking about how and why the Fizz vs. Fiora match up went the way it did and how Fiora functions as a champion around that.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Xth for Rakan is shit, deal with it nerds

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

what rank am I?

Spamalot
Spamalot

That squirrel looks familiar.

takes2long
takes2long

I request more of these comics
Theyre always so fun to read

iluvmen
iluvmen

Am I alone in thinking the Darius rework was a colossal failure?

He went from "wow I need to respect his early game because of the damage" to "wow I need to respect his early game because of his healing".

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

be ribbon
against darius
slap his shit in lane
the one skarner player left on earth is their jglr
can't stop me from taking t1 and t2 top turrets
our jglr is a trisomy monogoloid Sejuani
constantly dies to raptors
our bot lane is a bf/gf rakan/xayah
curing world hunger in bot lane
win the first couple of teamfights
eventually I just get cc'd to death
can only qss so many times
gg report riven

Soft_member
Soft_member

im so tired of fizz lads

you literally cant kill him. he has no counters. he has no weaknesses.

it's over.

5mileys
5mileys

Hell no. If anything his rework was the most successful of the Juggernauts.

The healing stuff is pretty strange for his thematic but in gameplay it works. He also doesn't have to build 3 fucking damage items to remain relevant

w8t4u
w8t4u

veekyforums.com/thread/175485587/video-games
Fiora's W doesn't remove the target's attack speed and doesn't block damage, only CC
Or
vital procs do physical damage
Fixed her
1 for a tank killer 2 for a dueling splitpusher

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Its infinitely better since now he doesn't become useless at late-game.

Also you can mitigate his healing by...you know...going into his Q and avoid the blade.

Methshot
Methshot

Better to the wolves than to the dogs

Daxter and Leaper Lizard inspired Kled skin when?

Firespawn
Firespawn

i thought people posting here but not actually playing league was a meme, but every argument on aspects of the game i have with people seems like the only information they have of this game is from watching streams.

do you guys actually play the game?

TechHater
TechHater

First time I laned against W-max Fizz I wanted to hang myself.

Supergrass
Supergrass

alright then

Lunatick
Lunatick

5 Hemm stacks gives big AD steroid and lets him 5 stack others instantly
only concerned about the healing
?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

what are you referring to

Methshot
Methshot

im bronze 4 and I spout all of my uninformed opinions

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

wew lad
had a top lane fizz afk for 10 minutes on my team
came back
was 5/0 in 2 minutes
He built tank for the rest of the game and no one could kill him.
That shit tilted me even tho I was getting carried

FastChef
FastChef

he has no counters.

I'm dead serious it works.

massdebater
massdebater

I've been busy with P5 desu, I just come here to do my MATING PRESS shitpost.

Evilember
Evilember

did you not read the post? or do you think im referring to you specifically somehow

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Tanks are meant to be weak to DPS
Can't DPS someone with an invulnerability on a short CD and retarded damage with a point and click gap closer

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

people use information from highest level players to support their argument
Whoa dude.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Diana has historically been my comfort pick into Fizz but she is so goddamn cucked by the item system right now it's not even worth trying to play her

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

who here /bronze2smuglyridiculingadviceofplatsanddiamonds/?

Lunatick
Lunatick

im just asking you to cite the specific posts ur talking about so i can read them

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Is Sona thicc or just stacked?

Inmate
Inmate

Shouldn't Jax or Aatarox theoretically shit on Fizz?

Skullbone
Skullbone

made it id like to thank morde for being the otp for me this season

SniperWish
SniperWish

for fucks sake people, respond you fucking faggots
what does Veeky Forums think about trinity? underpowered, its fine or overpowered?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I agree, Fizz is fucking cancer
How the fuck do we fix the fish, /lolg/?
pre-pre rework Fizz: Insanely good burst in all strages of the game, E is ultra cancer
pre-rework Fizz: Can build tanky as shit and still deal buttloads of damage because of his high base damage on W and Q
reworked/current Fizz: Can build tanky as shit and still buttloads of damage because of his insane burst on W and general high base damages
????

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Kawakami is S H I T.

Congrats m8

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Illaoi release 2 years ago
No skins
Kled will follow the same fate
fun top laners get no skins

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Aatrox
Who?

Jax
In theory but Jax doesn't have an early-game to work with while Fizz does.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

go into the last thread and read the fiora discussion

hairygrape
hairygrape

It's fine, now fuck off

Methshot
Methshot

He went from "wow I need to respect his early game because of the damage"

so like now? because old darius was hilariously bad

like, at all points of the game. new darius is strong and with the nice package of counterplay

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

remove his free zhonyas

remove his free mobility or limit him to only one flip every 20 seconds

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

playful/trickster
cooldown changed to 25 seconds at all ranks

askme
askme

people who don't even play the game having any valid opinion whatsoever
really makes you think

hairygrape
hairygrape

no, its not, it needs to be cheaper or stronger

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

ITS FINE YOU RETARDED NIGGER
HERE, GET YOUR FUCKING (YOU) AND FUCK OFF NOW

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Kled has no particles. He'll probably get a skin before Illaoi

SniperGod
SniperGod

what's your point lad?
fiora discussion last threat was fine
you're probably just a butthurt fiora main who can't get over he fact that ur champ is cancer and should have never been made

RavySnake
RavySnake

Veeky Forums keeps talking about OP "tank" fizz
what items are we talking about here

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

It has easily the best buildpath of any big ticket item in the game with each component essentially being it's own little powerspike. The absolute only issue with it is that it could give a tiny bit more AD, but even then that's pushing it

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

patch day is in a couple days and still no balance tuning for either of the new champions
whoa what? when's the last time this happened? where riot actually put out a champion that was balanced on release day?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

It's really bruiser Fizz. Triforce, then if you're ahead you get some sort of offensive sustain like gunblade/bork, and then you go tanky otherwise TF full tank.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

TF/BotRK iinto full tank

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Jax
Have you ever seen hashinshin beat a fizz without help?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Oh fuck now I miss the old Sion ;_;
but keep going

Bidwell
Bidwell

Post the edit
its the best version

Methnerd
Methnerd

veekyforums.com/thread/175485587/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/175485587/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/175485587/video-games
i have a feeling these are actually your extremely uneducated posts, considering how you replied

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Unless they're crazy over/undertuned you usually won't see balanced changes for at least two patches after a champ releases.

eGremlin
eGremlin

old sion was only fun in URF tbqh that's why I even bought him in the first place

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Different user who frequently watches hash, I've never seen him lose that matchup (until the Jungler comes I mean).

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

This one?

these post timers are fucking garbage

Playboyize
Playboyize

No he was not.
He was so special and unique. I had so much fun with him at midlane.
tfw cheesy gank bot lvl 2
Triple Doran, mobis and Deathfire Grasp
Rest in peace Sionbro, we had a lot of fun together ;_;

Snarelure
Snarelure

I played a fizz main as Ahri. This shit is so obnoxious pre 6 i charmed his overconfident ass into tanking eating tower shots on two occasions. Nope let me go invunrable and hop away without punishment.
At 6 I have to burn my ult because his shit is still too easy to land and his follow up damage is what fucks you.
He says fuck mid roams and ends up with 13 kills with his 1 min cooldown ult.

I may have to stop banning Yasuo and perma ban Fizz.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Yes, that one
Thanks user, keep on dumping if you dont mind, I appreciate it

Techpill
Techpill

Also this one has urgot

Firespawn
Firespawn

I cannot fucking wait for 10 bans so I will never have to deal with Fiora Fizz or Lee Sin again

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

make thread about fizz being OP on reddit
downvoted instantly

what went wrong

Emberfire
Emberfire

how is 10 bans gonna work? is everyone gonna get one ban at the start of the lobby?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I'll go until I'm done eating a snack and get bored

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Didn't make it inflammatory enough.

Probably, no need to go through the complicated ass ban system that LCS uses.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Fizz "mains" and retarded redditors who downvote balance posta blindly but keep upvoting "le my girlfriend made a Xayah cake xDDDD" to the first page

TechHater
TechHater

about to have the freeing game ever
DC
someone on the enemy team gets a quadra kill
into baron then

really gets the neurons firing

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Sion has no business having one of the lowest starting health/health growth

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

is champion.gg really reliable

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

give him hp stack passive
make his growth so shit that is basically just balances itself out until late game
epic

askme
askme

Your main

Your rank

Your job

Your hobby

Your favorite beverage

Your favorite snack

Your worst champ (anti main)

Your dream

Techpill
Techpill

His health goes up every time he kills something so low base health is meant to offset it. In other words last hit the fucking creeps.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

nerf AD tank fizz
he just goes back to mid
nerf AP fizz
he just goes to jungle

theres no way we can stop him unless we give his W a cooldown like ekko

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

lose a bunch of games in a row most of which have nothing to do with me
finally win 2 games in a row where i just got carried by a raidboss even though i did nothing
i guess force 50 kicked in xd

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I miss dominion lads

Spamalot
Spamalot

I've seen a lot more people playing Fiddlesticks support, is it becoming meta again?
When looking at probuild, all the games with Fiddles are him being played support.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

give him more hp every time he kills something
offset it with low base stats
Sion ends up with the same amount of health everyone else has despite his W passive

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Kill yourself
and everyone who responds to this as well. excluding me hehe xd

Bidwell
Bidwell

if 5 you die
if 0 you live
if anything else you are hurt beyond healing

idontknow
idontknow

Is forced 50 real or is it just a shitty excuse made up by bronzelets

I see the forced 50 in every single competitive game, OW and even world of tanks players complain about the forced 50 boogeyman so I'm not sure it exists

DeathDog
DeathDog

GET FUCKED

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Vladimir
Diamond
high school teacher
League of Legends and Paradox games
Wine
Nuts
Riven
Build up family

Supergrass
Supergrass

Ziggs
Plat III
Neet
Masturbating to (male) yordle porn
Semen
Ass
Ekko tilts me
Having a harem of yordle boyfriends

King_Martha
King_Martha

Your main
Azir
Your rank
Unranked right now, really lazy to do placements
Your job
Animator
Your hobby
Animation, Drawing
Your favorite beverage
Coca Cola
Your favorite snack
Any form of Rice
Your worst champ (anti main)
Champ I'm bad at? Elise
Champ I literally fucking hate? Fizz, Leblanc and Yasuo
Your dream
That something I work on is recognizable as a cultural icon like a Xenomorph or Mario. Just something instantly recognizable to people outside my medium.

I miss old Fiora's design...can we have "Traditional Fiora" as a skin option?

Damn son

Methshot
Methshot

Your main
Dr. Mundo.

Your rank
Silver 2, I'm working on it.

Your job
Shift Lead.

Your hobby
Anything horror related. I kinda wanna get into camping too but I don't know anyone else who's into it so it's hard.

Your favorite beverage
Vanilla coke, drinking one right now.

Your favorite snack
JIF Peanut butter creamy. For some reason I refuse to eat any other brand of peanut butter.

Your worst champ (anti main)
Riven. Every time I've tried it's been a disaster of hilarious proportions.

Your dream
Always wanted to write a book, never had the time.

y- you too

RavySnake
RavySnake

You fucked up.

Supergrass
Supergrass

the one time i try to get and it fucks me

likme
likme

it doesnt work when theres not enough people, then autofill happens and randomness takes over, but then again i play in LAS, so your server might not have huge population down times

eGremlin
eGremlin

if this post gets a 5 you go fap to Aurelion Sol lewds and tell us how you feel afterwords.

Everything else you just sit there and pout.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Who HARDCOUNTERS Fizz?

whereismyname
whereismyname

Fiora is so hot, but I love watching her players burn.

askme
askme

forced 50 is how an elo system naturally works, when you are at the exact same skill level of everyone else of the same rank you have an exactly 50% chance of winning because you are neither better or worse than the other team.

Essentially if you are encountering forced 50 you are encountering your proper skill level and rank. People SAY it's forced 50 because team games give you the impression things lie outside our control. Especially League in particular, because League is very streak heavy. it feels normal to go WLLWLWWLWLLW but in League you go WWWWWWWWLLLLLLLL and it feels like you're being conspired against. Plus promo series are huge bottlenecks because they're bo5s and bo3s where you may belong higher than you currently are but you had a bad game in a promo specifically. You also can't dodge promos so you might have had an easy time climbing because you dodged the Yas main who was going to int feed if he didn't get mid after being autofilled, but can't do it when it really counts in promos.

massdebater
massdebater

tfw protected by Kek
Shadilay, nigga

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

hardcounters in LoL

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

not already fapping to cosmic dragon
your loss nerd
7

WebTool
WebTool

i want to LICK aurelion sol's feet!

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

wants a family
please dont ruin your life user
cc, disables?

Nojokur
Nojokur

Insert image of Panth spear here

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

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Lunatick
Lunatick

gut his base damages and cc, increase his ratios, same thing they did with ekko, at least he has to build damage now

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

No one. It's fun to gut the fish as Fiddle though.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

alright I quit

hairygrape
hairygrape

JARVAN THE FOURTH OF HOUSE LIGHTSHIELD
EQ THE FUCKER WHILE HE USES HIS Q
W HIS PITIFUL ATTEMPTS TO FAST TRADE
CATACLYSM HIS PUNY FISH ASS THE SECOND HIS ULT POPS SO YOU AVOID THE KNOCKUP AND CRIPPLING SLOW
GET SUNFIRE AND VISAGE INTO TITTY
MAKE THE FUCKER QUIT
Vladimir is also pretty good, pool his ult and play a farm lane so you outscale

StonedTime
StonedTime

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Fizz has no CC to gut he functions as a tank despite not having any.

5mileys
5mileys

Ty for the dump, user

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Fizz has no CC
knock up on his ult

hairygrape
hairygrape

Enemy Darius doesn't have Ghost OR Stormraiders

w8t4u
w8t4u

There are counters in League, like Mundo vs the jungle. The jungle hardcounters him.

Why Pantheon and Tahm Kench? And as for J4, can't he just simply time his E properly to leave your ultimate?

mfw the enemy Pantheon has STORMRAIDERS

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

made me think of
youtube.com/watch?v=bxCKiHvcfJc

Supergrass
Supergrass

Forced 50% is literally how any game is supposed to end up unless you're on the top or the bottom

Booteefool
Booteefool

He can E out of Cataclysm, but you can use it to avoid most of his kit's CC while forcing him to E witout avoiding any damage
Ult for ult and a won trade

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

tfw you pick up Daisy with Syndra and just don't ever let her go

Yeah how do you like that cancermancer tree? YEAH.

takes2long
takes2long

yea i miss hide n seek too

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Tahm Kench
Tahm Kench is tanky enough and scales well enough. His % damage is point and click so Fizz can't avoid it for too long as well as the fact that he can fight him early on very well.

Tahm kench isn't the 100% counter but he can fuck fizz up.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

removing the slow on both his troll pole and when his shark attaches would provide a lot more counterplay

eGremlin
eGremlin

a classic

w8t4u
w8t4u

remove free zhonya's
remove E's CD scaling with rank

RavySnake
RavySnake

normal summoners rift hurts my eyes
riot keeps breaking custom skins and the old map skins dont work
fuck you riot

RavySnake
RavySnake

L I T E R A L L Y every lane dies 1v1 with no jungle intervention
except me coming bot and blowing enemy flashes only for our duo to towerdive 1 minute later and die

HAHAHAHhAHahaHAHahhahHAHAHAHAHJAHahhahAhAHAHA

WebTool
WebTool

Force of Will has additional effects when targeting the Blue Sentinel and Red Brambleback. Throwing the former will refund 10 mana to Syndra upon cast and will reduce the cooldown of Force of Will by 1 second, while throwing the latter will apply the Crest of Cinders burn to any affected units in the area of effect.

Be honest, did you know this?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

AP fizz is pretty balanced, maybe a bit too stompy when he gets ahead in low elo. It's when he can build one damage into tank and still 100-0 squishies while having over 3k health with two dashes and an invunerability is when there's a problem

Soft_member
Soft_member

why did you feel the need to make this post

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

you're literally never going to have a time where the former is viable but the latter isn't. It's the nature of his kit.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

camille

unranked/bronze

shuttle driver

DnD

anything with alcohol or water

idk

i fucking hate fiora ekko vlad and fizz. fuck those faggot champs

to have a family

MPmaster
MPmaster

I always thought it was just making the hitbox of W larger, considering the size of the buff monsters. I'm ashamed of my rank 7 Syndra to have not known this.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

remove slow on e
reduce slow on ult attach
lower base on w, increase ratio
There I killed tank fizz

StonedTime
StonedTime

quinn jgl
farms all game
executed 3 times
never groups
finishes 1/5
blames team

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Can Syndra W pick up Mordekaiser's dragon ghost? It says champ pets but does that count?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

because i hate league of legends and i needed to vent where the fuck do you think we are nigga

Inmate
Inmate

why are you spending your time doing something you hate, which isn't a job?

Techpill
Techpill

I have been convinced, anyone who plays quinn is braindead.
This is the only champion i have experienced 100% autism rate on

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Nice thinking.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

remember fiddle being the spooky pentakill god
play fiddle
clear jungle at half the speed a normal jungle would take
finally level six
ult bot from a brush
either there's so many shields you'll do zero damage or you get cc'd
the other jungler will show up to kill your bot because you're dead already

Fuck, you´re better off playing fiddle support

Emberburn
Emberburn

increased ratio
ratio is already 100% AP
you can't do it without making AP Fizz hilariously broken

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

How about we remove fizz from the game since literally everyone hates him

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

cannot understand the concept of being mad a a video game
How's autism?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

hate fizz
ban him

wooooow that was hard

idontknow
idontknow

Holy shit the tiddies on hai's girlfriend.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

cannot understand the concept of being a rational and grown-up human being
How's aspergers?

Methshot
Methshot

I've never played against a Morde as Syndra save for two games where his team didn't get a single drag. The rest of the Morde's I've seen I've played with.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

That's rough. You have my condolences. At least the game doesn't give you motion sickness, I hope.

SniperGod
SniperGod

but i like fizz.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Riot
Removing champions

They cant refund the RP either.

eGremlin
eGremlin

first pick
don't get ban
mongoloid bans yasuo because they can't dodge telegraphed tornados

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

how about we give Fizz an edgy VU with realistic human proportions so losing to him isn't as tilting

Booteefool
Booteefool

Eh, not better than Pokimane's

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

but maokai is scheduled to be removed this week

Snarelure
Snarelure

redpill me on why people think yasuo is more overpowered than fizz

whenever a yasuo kills me at least I feel like I got legitimately outplayed rather than cheesed by a man with free mobility

SniperWish
SniperWish

Maokai
Being removed

Nigga, what.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

being so low test you slobber over camgirls
feeding these whores even more money and adoration for having no applicable life skills
being this beta
kys asap

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

they removed azir.

King_Martha
King_Martha

telling people to be adult while shitposting on a malaysian knitting imageboard

hairygrape
hairygrape

youtube.com/watch?v=NrKspKD8ZiU&t=664s

Anyway, support was the first place I was excited to take Fiddle, then mid as well eventually. It's surprisingly nice.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I mean shit nigga they may as well remove him with what they're doing to him and calling a "rework"

Who said I was slobbering over them and donating to them. I'm just stating facts.Sounds like you're projecting famalam

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Not even him but you need to kill yourself

JunkTop
JunkTop

I want to IMPREGNATE Lablanc!

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

/r9k/

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

The only time I get killed by Yasuo is if my laner has been feeding him and he just dashes around slapping me silly.
I haven't lost to him in lane since my first few weeks in the game.
People forget fizz can press R and has a free zhonya every 2.5 seconds
Even his fucking splash is some smug little faggot

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I certainly can if the base damage is much lower. The ratio is .9, so if you bump it up to 1 while removing 50 base damage you make AP fizz a little stronger but that's compensated through the loss of his cc.

girlDog
girlDog

I just appreciate a nice pair of tiddies man. Calm your fucking nuts.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

need go full faggot brah, his post is ok

Skullbone
Skullbone

Kindred got nerfed into the trash because of her insane early dueling
they absolutely butchered her rather than just shifting her strength by making her heals/sustain non-champs only

Evilember
Evilember

I can still play him just fine. I just am not that good from levels 4-11 since other champions like Orianna have insane burst at that point. After I get my core two items I'm pretty fine.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Shyvana is my highest mastery, Cho is probably my favorite

Unranked

Verifier

Video games, finding and sharing music, figure collection.

Ginger ale

Peppered jerky

Fizz, Jayce, Ahri, and Azir

To either overcome my asocial tendencies or overcome the compulsive need for human interaction.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

wahh let me be a pussyworshipping faggot wahh
this is relevant to league of legends wahh
r-reddit back me u-up r-right??
g-girls can game and be sexy! #heforshe
s-surely she'll thank me for protecting her honor on a laotian etymology imageboard

askme
askme

TOP LANERS OF LOLG:

You're up against a Nasus top lane

You push tab

He bought a fucking coin as his first item

How do you react?

Bidwell
Bidwell

tfw ywn have sex with real life ahri

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

So when's LeBirth? Please do so she can take a break.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Implying

Shit man you can walk around downtown San Fran and find girls just as attractive as any League camwhore.

Call it an immature grudge but I geniunely would be happy if Kindred never even sniffed viability again. The era of the jungle where Graves Kindred and Nid were the only realistic options was fucking retarded

Snarelure
Snarelure

good. kindred's kit is cancer and doesn't even fit thematically

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

He's a Nasus main
Have fun playing under turret and bekng bullied bg a champion that scales

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

fat
no tits
sucking in
trashy makeup
cheap cosplay
white
nope

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Apologize to enemy Jungler in allchat, promise to report.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Solo kill him then stand between the wave and him and zone him so far away he can't even collect XP or coin gold

happy_sad
happy_sad

INCOMING FUTURE REWORKS OF 2017

YES THIS IS A LEAK

URGOT
EVELYNN
RYZE YES THIS IS NOT A JOKE
FIDDLESTICKS

TBA
MORDEKAISER
AATROX
MALPHITE

Evilember
Evilember

proofs?

Flameblow
Flameblow

mordekaiser = lich king from wow?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Ryze again
It's like Riot just don't want to admit thwy fucked up and delete him.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Bust his fucking dick open

What about Volibear? When is Volibear going to be fucking addressed?

viagrandad
viagrandad

If Fiddle is really getting one then I have something to especially look forward to. I wonder if there will be a VU.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Mordekaiser has no ice powers, Mordekaiser is the master of metal.
Watch me fix Ryze okay?
all 3 of his basic abilities are linear colliding skillshots

idontknow
idontknow

but I don't really care about anything you just typed. I just like oppai my man. Sorry if the off topic triggered you.

Methshot
Methshot

Ryze getting ANOTHER rework before Mordekaiser

I genuinely hope this is fake.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I'm tired of this blue nigger eating up precious dev time. They need to give him the Yorick/Aatrox treatment

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

fat
no tits
sucking in

XD

i.imgur.com/zOTtstZ.jpg

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

kleds ult does so i dont play kled over it

Illusionz
Illusionz

I've gotten to where I am only having fun if I am playing Evelynn

Teemo players, how is standing around waiting to strike? I feel guilty for doing it now but with him you could be sniffing crotches

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Singed looks so out of place in the game holy shit. Just a super lanky dude with a giant bottle on his back.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Your main
tie between yi and blitz

Your rank
silver 1

Your job
doctor

Your hobby
videogames, also drawing i guess

Your favorite beverage
beer

Your favorite snack
good ol chips n dips

Your worst champ (anti main)
i cannot do well at azir

Your dream
i just want a gf. A real gf, not someone i pretend to like and shit so i can bang her.

FastChef
FastChef

I've never seen him lose that matchup (until level 2)

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Fake as a 3 dollar bill

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Rek'sai is getting her miniwork and Azir's right after.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

HE

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

nothing on Pantheon
Hell yeah.

Ryze
I wouldn't be surprised. Fuck off, though, honestly, there are champions actually deserving of attention.

thinking he's going to get any sort of value out of that coin

girlDog
girlDog

yasuo = madara

discuss

DeathDog
DeathDog

what kind of doctor

i would think doctors had a good shot at finding women

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

who or what is madara?

FastChef
FastChef

Rek'sai literally soon man.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

probably the one from naruto

DeathDog
DeathDog

How come the only kinds of people more autistic than lolg poster are lolg discord posters? I don't get it.

Bidwell
Bidwell

who are the most autistic lolg discord posters?

Firespawn
Firespawn

Aatrox is pretty alright now.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

not him but.
theres a very large difference between difficulty of finding a girl, and finding a girl you actually enjoy being around

StonedTime
StonedTime

That still post here?
lulufag
lissfag
vladfag

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I want to cuddle rek so bad

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

my man i'm gonna need some more

farquit
farquit

no, retard, thats natural 50. forced 50 is where the system assigns you unwinnable games if you're doing too well, like a team of low plats vs diamonds, or vice versa for unlosable games

league uses natural 50 as far as im aware, so the bitching is unwarranted.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

0-4 I get off my ass and finally try to learn top lane.
5-9 I play some Overwatch instead.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I am sorry

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

my brother and i know that well

friends try to play match maker
90% chance this girl is a deadbeat or i cant stand being around her
nothing happens

why do women suck

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I never noticed how thick her lips are

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

can i get a quick rundown on kalista

Illusionz
Illusionz

buff fizz's ratio on his q
turns out he's actually still cancer even if you don't build ap and also cancer if you do
Wew
Why did they do this

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I put his fucking dick in the dirt. Soloed his inhib at 18 minutes and his whole team was ready to report him before too long

Naturally he played dumb the whole time as if he had no idea what he did starting that shit against me

SniperWish
SniperWish

press e

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Feet

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

rek'sai will never void rush into your bed and purr at you in odd noises to get her to scratch her back
It hurts lads

Bidwell
Bidwell

attack and move nigga. She was built to basically be an attack move tutorial to a certain extent. Build botrk.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

start boots
throw tanks into enemy team

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

KARMA AND LULU NERFS FUCKING WHEN

I ACTUALLY CANT ENJOY BOT LANE BECAUSE I AM """"FORCED"""" TO PLAY SOMETHING ELSE WITH SHIELDS/HEALS OR WE AUTO LOSE

FUCK THOSE NIGGER CHAMPS

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Every shield in this game needs its base damage reduced by about 200 and it's ratio halved.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Damn straight. Good work.

My condolences.

SniperWish
SniperWish

I think a dev once had the idea of pen items dealing extra damage to shields at one point - dunno what happened to that.

girlDog
girlDog

Goodness, well, here's to hoping you can find map skins soon.

Methnerd
Methnerd

overbabby here

who is the pharah and overwatch of league

tell me so i can play those two

Supergrass
Supergrass

Your main
Nunu this season, but normally Taric, Jhin or Sion
Your rank
Plat 2
Your job
College
Your hobby
Comic books
Your favorite beverage
Good root beer
Your favorite snack
Pretzels
Your worst champ (anti main)
Cass, i've tried to play her too much with no success.
Your dream
To have fiora removed from league

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

In what sense? Aesthetic? lore? gameplay?

You could I guess try Taliyah.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Banning Lucian past 2-3 weeks
90% of the time they pick Cait instead
I love having 2 viable champions per patch

askme
askme

windspeakers, redemption, mikael's and ardent censer all stack their heal and shield increases with each other

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Karma
overwatch of league
What?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Kayle?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

not really, its been broken for a while. jhin is really that bad though

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Why I don't ban lucian
I'd rather play against him than cait

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

sorry I meant pharah and roadhog of league

yes I mean who is most similar to pharah and roadhog from gameplay perspective

iluvmen
iluvmen

i guess champs similar to those in overwatch (gameplay or?)

eGremlin
eGremlin

League has no verticality it takes place on a 2D plane so no one for Pharah, Roadhog is literally Blitz/Thresh/Naut/kinda Darius.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Blitzcrank or Thresh for Roadhog, dunno for pharah

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Blitz is the Roadhog of league.

idontknow
idontknow

squishy turd that explodes shit from a distance
gangplank

tank hooker
blitzcrank

Methnerd
Methnerd

tristana maybe? for pharah
i guess she has a rocket jump and stuff

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

wait for the urgot rework for the roadhog - it should be coming soon. I stand by kayle because of the wings and the damage and thats pretty much it.

likme
likme

when they get this mad over normal games they add you

hairygrape
hairygrape

I'm loving it. We're finally relevant.

t. support

Methnerd
Methnerd

urgot is an executioner
post yfw he gets % missing hp true damage in his rework

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Trist and Nautilus. Or maybe Sion fits with Hog.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

what to build on annie top?

Bidwell
Bidwell

rageblade nashor's tooth

massdebater
massdebater

Ice Toboggan Corki

is this one of those
dated legendary skin shards
it looks a tad drab

I just got the skin shard.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Xayah ult lifts her for a second

Methshot
Methshot

are attack speed runes standard on darius?

I tried him out and his base attack speed is so goddamn slow that he can't put full stacks on anybody

TreeEater
TreeEater

DoT which has a flat component that scales with total AD and a %missing hp component which ALSO scales with total AD
Illaoi tier stats

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

7/10 at best

Flameblow
Flameblow

They are turning urgot into roadhog with his rework dunno about pharah tho.

StonedTime
StonedTime

trist though has a knockback too which is similar to pharah

whereismyname
whereismyname

vayne
plat 2
student
photography
baja blast or unsweetened iced tea
baby carrots
probably karthus or similar champion I would get bored with and try to make a stupid play
that one day I will actually start drawing for fun again and not get frustrated with how slow progress is

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

win a game
99 lp

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

you know what else increase the power of heals and shields?

AP

massdebater
massdebater

Win game
Feel good

Remember I'm fat
Feel bad again

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

play on smurf
support starts taking cs and standing still.
tell him "hey thresh please don't take cs"
"lol I'm not doing it"
he keeps doing it
stop giving a fuck and just run it down mid
feelsgood.jpg

farquit
farquit

so how does the yorick vs panth matchup go?

should yorick assume he will take ignite and go ignite/exh himself?

w8t4u
w8t4u

i mean on the bright side, you can afford to lose the next game

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Losing weight is just like gaining elo friend. You can't do it all at once, you have to take it one day at a time

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

So dont be fat?

RavySnake
RavySnake

Yorick can't possibly forego flash
farm under tower, play safe, glob him when you eventually get minions

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

tfw lost 140 lbs since august

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Good job user!

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

tfw don't even remember to eat

being completely indifferent to the outcome of matches
Secondary accounts can be quite relaxing.

I think this one depends on whether or not Panth knows when to trade. If he's half as brainless as most Darius players then you shouldn't have any issues. Cloth and four potions with teleport if you don't want to take any chances.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

i meant forgoing tp for ig/exh

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Who else here gonna celebrate when new DShield comes through?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

tfw you realize how much time you could have spent drawing and how good you'd be IF you spent it drawing but instead you played League like a big fag and only practiced every few weeks or months
tfw you remember Boogie didn't start drawing until he was 20 and it really is all just practice so no point worrying about the late start if I start now
not melee only
no increased damage mitigation against ranged attacks

likme
likme

tfw nub
play ahri
win
LITERALLY MY FACE WHEN

why is she so easy bros? Not even mirror matches can stop this sexy fox slut

Skullbone
Skullbone

start eating a lot more food
nachos and cake etc
"haha I'm young it wont do anything"
gain 10 lbs
stop eating excessively
lose the 10lbs

wow that was so hard

not eating excessive amounts of food is so hard

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

mfw he gets an execute on his ult

And not that pussy shit (+ 28.6 / 33.3 / 40% of target's missing health).

I'm talking about
Ao Kuang from SMITE execute. Like, "YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD!" execute.

Ao Kuang grabs a single target, damaging and knocking them into the air. If the target is below a Health threshold, Ao Kuang will also reveal his true form, becoming an airborne Dragon and executing them restoring Health.

This ability also ignores shields (and revives, it was a change they made for all executes)

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

comfy bfs~

Soft_member
Soft_member

You really think it is that simple because you saw a fat person eating once

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

fucking homo kys

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

This is Xerath say something nice about her

Flameblow
Flameblow

ah thanks buddy, I love you too~

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

passive: Urgot kills all enemies below 10/12.5\15% max hp with his basic attacks and abilities
this ignores shields, resists, damage reduction, invulnerability, revives, does not count as a damage instance. no damage is dealt
enemy champions killed by Urgot this way receive 6/12/18/24 second additional penalties to their respawn timers

eGremlin
eGremlin

skinny
get told to eat more
eat more
put on weight
start getting squishy
realize it's pointless because I can't be bothered to exercise
cut back on eating
go back to being skinny

It felt that simple to me, desu.

League of Legends.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

no one loves you you fucking faggot kys

hairygrape
hairygrape

aww so kind user <3

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Eve and Urgot new executioner role
Popcorn flying!

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

6/12/18/24 second additional penalties to their respawn timers

oshitniggwhatryoudoing.jpeg

pic related all day, every day

Illusionz
Illusionz

no gravelord Illaoi and Malzahar skins

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

sleep snug, smug!

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

why does nobody play sona anymore

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

god bless whoever directed that porno

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

holy shit

his new ult is totally gonna meat grinder the fuck out of anybody below x% hp

i cant wait

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

When everyone on both teams is engaging in friendly banter back and forth and generally having a good time.

FastChef
FastChef

I can literally count the number of times this has happened over my 4 years of playing this game

It hurts, guys.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

having all chat on

Evilember
Evilember

when your life didn't go perfectly so there's no living it fully and you play games to distract from the pain that comes flooding back at the slightest reminder causing you to post cute pics through tears

WebTool
WebTool

tfw haven't liked a kendrick album since GKMC

I guess I'll just sit there and listen to section 80 and gkmc forever

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

THIS
describes exactly my thoughts. I've never been so relieved in my life.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

new Zac looks potentially even better than old Zac in the right hands. A little worse when played poorly, but I think it's a good change his ult felt stupid strong and was just a "giant AoE knock up jamboree" attack really.

WebTool
WebTool

AD Kennen is more "meta" than AP
try it out
most damage at end of game is still magic
OK

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Jinx

Silver II last season, Bronze III this season. Fucking placement system.

Wageslave.

Art.

Bebsi. :DD

Anything with chicken.

Ahri. Cannot play her worth a shit.

Self-employed artist making LOOOADSA MONNEH.

TechHater
TechHater

holy shit Hai's cumslut has big tiddies

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

post pics

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Thats more then I weigh....

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

play tank
entire enemy team focuses ganks on you
entire enemy team focuses you in teamfights
win because your carries are untouched
congrats lee, you camped a tank and rushed deadmans

Playboyize
Playboyize

Cute. Nahm does good stuff, even putting LoL aside.
I'd show her pussxe my wrath all right, all nigh- if Xerath glows can you ever really have the lights off?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Who here winning like never before?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

play urgot
right click fizz
he dies
w-woah...

Soft_member
Soft_member

Aatrox
You mean the fucker who can double tower dive and still come away healthy?

girlDog
girlDog

Twisted Fate
G5
college student
cooking/writing/arguing
Dr Pepper
cheese squares
Azir, love that champ but I cant play him for shit
to become a live-in butler

idontknow
idontknow

dodge the fish
make him use his/flash his E
have enough tankiness to survive his combo
as far as assassins go he's not that strong

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Sona
Unranked, level 19
College student
Programming
Mint tea
Almonds
Evelynn
Having enough money to live comfortably by myself and play all the vidya I want

Emberfire
Emberfire

I am incredibly bad at the game. Like, I can easily go 0/12 on cancerfish of many Ultslows and cancer-dodges because I suck so hard.

Who do I play and how I do it? I'm on a massive losing streak.

girlDog
girlDog

play little aloha
she's fun even if you feed
alternatively play Nunu cuck enemy jungler

Methnerd
Methnerd

Got enough dosh for a 3150 champ. Pantheon, Shaco, Karma, or Kass? Or, should I wait and save up for Graves/Talon/Vayne/Jhin?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Annie?

Spamalot
Spamalot

Your main
Veigar
Your rank
P4
Your job
Student
Your hobby
Vidya, MtG
Your favorite beverage
Dr. Pepper
Your favorite snack
Saltines
Your worst champ (anti main)
Not sure
Your dream
Finish Uni and get a job in architectural firm

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

GP support
I want to face this.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

tfw really enjoying Sion support
tfw missing all ults all the time
What do?

whereismyname
whereismyname

it seems that you cant climb without dodging. i was about to get my experienced changed by a jungle yasuo and then dodged

5mileys
5mileys

i just play my mains

tryn? singed? yorick? swain? karthus? ill carry

cant do shit with meta picks for my life

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

swain
not meta

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

land your ults point blank then

follow up with a nice q and you're good

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

God that's the most cancerous list I've ever read.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Your main
Nami and Lulu
Your rank
S4
Your job
PhD Student and Lecturer
Your hobby
Your favorite beverage
Your favorite snack
Chips
Your worst champ (anti main)
Lee Sin
Your dream
Becoming a professor

Illusionz
Illusionz

fizz mid
dodging fish as cho'gath

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

uh he is? he has like a 2% pick rate though

kass

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Your main
Azir
Your rank
Masters
Your job
Pastry cook
Your hobby
Vidya
Your favorite beverage
Cider
Your favorite snack
Activated almonds
Your worst champ (anti main)
Lee sin
Your dream
Azir getting buffs

massdebater
massdebater

I want Azir nerfed again.

eGremlin
eGremlin

fuck this game. i am in champ select and a shitter called i am yasuo bot has soft locked yasuo as adc. cant dodge because i just did

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

What is this bait why do you have a hard time running everywhere killing everyone
Is it really so hard to start at raptors

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

yas banned and ich locked in vayne. what am in for?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

walk slightly towards enemies general area to place a ward
signals that an enemy is missing
signals that an enemy is missing
signals that an enemy is missing
signals that an enemy is missing

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Your main
Lately Nami and Diana, but changes from time to time, used to be Soraka and Ekko.
Your rank
Unironically Bronze I
Your job
Architecture student and freelance renderist.
Your hobby
Videogames, chinese cartoons, shitposting on /lolg/.
Your favorite beverage
Diet Coke
Your favorite snack
Cigarettes.
Your worst champ (anti main)
Any ADC.
Your dream
To become a cute girl (male). And to have my own architecture firm.

I don't know which one is more unrealistic.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

shen
plat 4
electrician
videogames B)
sprite
popcorn
ashe
live life with no worries

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Are lethality runes worth it anymore on Jhin after the nerf?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I want Azir nerfed again.
again
He had enough nerfs, at least make his wall duration scale with points in the ult or give him a scaling on his shield back. I'm not asking for much since always got shitstomped by assassins and out-poked by other poke mages like Xerath, Lux, Vel'koz most of the time, but sadly Riot Games has to balance this game around Esports.

iluvmen
iluvmen

10K horsepower is the way to go.

SniperGod
SniperGod

the worst part about this post is cigarettes

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

pls god kill everyone who play their mains in normal games/for fun modes

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

you still build ghostblade, lethality on items was nerfed not lethality itself, they achieve the same thing as AD runes I guess someones probably done the math

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

OH

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Really? I though it would be my rank, or being a mentally ill faggot.

RumChicken
RumChicken

i hate smokers

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

More like :

pls god kill everyone who plays premade challenger vs fresh lvl 30s in normal games

Nojokur
Nojokur

cigarettes
is also a gay cuck

heh

Firespawn
Firespawn

If losing weight was like gaining elo, then occasionally you would have people come up to you and shove cake down your throat.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Why? I get it's disgusting but hate is a strong word.
I don't get the joke you're trying to make here.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Is it sarcasm because you don't get your buffs right away

viagrandad
viagrandad

be on diet
have social event
have to break diet to not look like an autistic disrespectful jerk

King_Martha
King_Martha

Would you like a hug?

massdebater
massdebater

trannies are ok traps are ok shit elo is ok but smoking bugs the fuck out of my nose and is generally fucking disgusting

idontknow
idontknow

I play Sejuani top unironically
AMA
Pic unrelated

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

traps are cute
cigarette smell is not

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

not only is it disgusting it has a myriad of destructive effects on your health.
by smoking you also affect people near you. relatives, friends, even pets and people you walk by on the street.
it also costs way too much, and besides sating your addiction, it doest nothing for you.
by buying cigarettes you are funding people whose business model is getting as many people addicted to their product, and since most of them cannot quit it, companies dont have to spend money on advertising or high quality ingredients.
they can just continue selling something that's basically poison wrapped in paper and people will buy it and thank you for it.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Jayce (though Gnar is also close too)
G5, why do people even bother climbing more than this
Student
Video games
Water
Sweets
Poppy maybe
To get gud salary and make a good PC

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

That's why you should vape.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

tfw more used to be disregarded for being a mentally ill faggot than a smoker

The sad thing is I can't quit neither.

Just like I can't quit league of legends.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Do you find it reliable, or just fun?

iluvmen
iluvmen

Post Garen comics please.

Inmate
Inmate

tfw "certain defeat" becomes "steamrolling victory"
Baron is the single best thing about League. It means that even one fucked up play can cause a huge turnaround.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

lose a gme
someone gets salty at you for gameplay or personal reasons

every fucking time jesus christ fuck this game

Bidwell
Bidwell

tfw fed top lane

Playboyize
Playboyize

It's not my fault I ended up alone playing video games at 3AM every day for the majority of my life, so It's not my fault that me team lost either

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

That's funny, Sona and Eve are my favorite champions to play despite their almost opposite playstyles.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

play outside of promos
win lane
lose game
promos
play like sjit
get carried
I feel both glad and guilty.

SniperWish
SniperWish

for the majority of my life

ay but thats where u r wrong :-)

FastChef
FastChef

just hit level 30 should i go into ranked if the only role i can play is support

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Not exactly Garen, but semi-related.

Soft_member
Soft_member

main Soraka and enjoy diamond

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I was going to play Janna though

Give me the quick rundown on Soraka she's cheap so I wouldn't mind buying her with IP

RumChicken
RumChicken

No

DeathDog
DeathDog

lose game
0/7 ashe who rushed hurricane blames me for not peeling for her
when i'm peeling for the 10/2 mid

adc babbs????

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Garen
Plat 4
Fast food manager
Drawing, recently picked up programming
Filtered ice water
String cheese
Udyr
To make vidya, and make good vidya

You forgot to ask about a waifu

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Who is the most kosher champion in League?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I find it fun
She has a lot of unexpected damage in her W and Liandrys just makes that better
If you want to try it my masteries are 12/0/18(Grasp)
And the build usually is Sunfire>Tabi or Merc>Liandrys>Abyssal if super ahead or situational tank

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Alchemist

hairygrape
hairygrape

same thing as janna, except your shields dont disappear

Snarelure
Snarelure

/lolg/ forces me to take the Sonapill despite hating support
go full goy and wind up buying DJ
winrate has skyrocketed
almost all matches now end with me playing QWER like a fucking piano while team is tearing enemy to shreds
worth

MPmaster
MPmaster

How do you survive laning phase?

Soft_member
Soft_member

b-but muh esports...

Methshot
Methshot

GIVE ME RISING THUNDER BACK RIOT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Most people are really predictable if they're trying to line up a skillshot on you. If your ADC is competent and can poke well, you can get and keep an XP edge.

Fucking ward.

Your Q has huge range and a solid bit of damage plus it buffs the ADC. Your ADC is probably as predictable as theirs if not more, so pop your Q to give them a bit of a damage edge and bonus poke besides.

Again, predict when the enemy is going to try to poke. W takes a lot of the edge off.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

post your Recently Played Champions
gimme inspiration please

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

That's quite generous of you, thanks for the info. I'll try it out! I've been looking to expand my top-lane choices, but also play Sejuani more.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Past 20 games:
Soraka 80%WR

massdebater
massdebater

enemy mid locks in Vayne
by the time they surrender she's 5/13/7
meanwhile 10/4/3 BR Warwick goes full salt because he couldn't carry

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I'm not sure why Xayah is here, I only messed with her in training mode.

Methshot
Methshot

Irelia, Kassadin, Jax

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

how do you know you're tilting?
how do you stop tilting?
how do you know you stopped tilting?

SniperGod
SniperGod

If you're more concerned about your team's performance than the enemy's, you're tilted.

eGremlin
eGremlin

So I am tilted 100% of the time.

farquit
farquit

When you are frustrated and are playing badly because of it, or thinking about how badly your team is playing(distracting you, so you arent playing as well as you could be)
Go to sleep.

Evilember
Evilember

Yep. If you're so worried about Ahri dying again that you don't notice Lucian destroying your boipussy with his Q until he's already started the animation, you're tilted.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Your main
Soraka or Orianna, but I don't really have a true main.
Your rank
Diamond 5 boosted by Soraka. I should probably be a lot higher if I started playing the game more instead of playing only normals.
Your job
College student looking for a place to wageslave or get a job on teaching.
Your hobby
Videogames, random youtube videos and
Your favorite beverage
Coke.
Your favorite snack
Don't really have one I think.
Your worst champ (anti main)
Pretty much anything that needs to go IN, and full damage 0 cc champions like Zed and Graves.
Your dream
Either getting rich enough that I don't need to work or finding a good place to work where I can wageslave my life away while I actually dedicate it to hobbies
I wish that CS wasn't a field filled with meme buzzwords in any interview, they make me anxious

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Is it me or is Shaco now stronger late than early?

I rmemeber 1 year ago everyone basically afking under turret when the enemy had a shaco, now he can't do shit till like lvl 5 with his ~1 sec Q. Also his lvl 2 invades are shit tier cause he literally does no dmg. Am i playing him wrong or it is how it is?

Nojokur
Nojokur

Gonna miss her bros do we got a month or two left?

idontknow
idontknow

Soraka never plant that ass on your face
Post more unicorn butt

Skullbone
Skullbone

When you become more concerned with the fact that you're losing or what someone else is doing rather than simply trying to play well.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

It's going to be for the best user
As much as I like her Eve has never been quite the same since they changed her E to physical damage.

StonedTime
StonedTime

What I can do better lads. I'm having fun so far with Sona. But this was just quick play so.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Shouldn't Rakan and Xayah be on this week's freeweek rotation?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I want to play another game but I'm so exhausted.

Inmate
Inmate

download soraka
she's shit

idontknow
idontknow

just play u pussy

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Play something more farm dependent.

SniperWish
SniperWish

I'm obviously retarded and forget the screenie.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

download

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Reduce your CS.

massdebater
massdebater

It's a hint towards Project Soraka. Or just being punny about getting Program Soraka.

likme
likme

no junglers in sight
What fucking level is this?

Evilember
Evilember

B-but..muh music.
Well, desu, I had to do something more this match. The Ashe I was playing with was absolute garbage. Idk, I felt like if I didn't get a bit of gold I wouldn't be able to help her out as much as I did.

Firespawn
Firespawn

pretty sure this is the cute newfriend that plays overwatch

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I just started playing and she is great, her E Q procs thunderlords and she is probably totally unfair the way she sneaks up unseen and she does some decent damage

Nojokur
Nojokur

Why are PROJECT Yi and Ashe more expensive?

MPmaster
MPmaster

streaming jungle my tryndamere like I said I would
/sagehoge1

Playboyize
Playboyize

Quick Play, I'm only lvl 11. No one said a word, but did have a few pings.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Because they're Legendary tier skins. They have a new VO and animations while cheaper skins do not.

Flameblow
Flameblow

They are legendary skins with new voiceover, models, animations, and vfx. They're basically entirely new characters.

I thought you were wanting to try something else out, sorry.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

new voiceover, different animations from base skin

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Ardent>Athene's since you're a support. Of course get Athene's later on if you're ahead and don't need Locket, that's fine. Rylai's can also be nice if you're ahead but need some more CC.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Redemption is an overrated item on Sona. Censer and Athene's are better with her kit (buy censer first). In general Sona prefers items with some AP on them because she has like 10 different AP ratios and the ones in her auras can be applied to up to your entire team making them a lot better than they look at first glance.
Upgrade your gold item to tier 2 at least for more gold generation.
inb4 esports cucks

t. D3 sona

viagrandad
viagrandad

But I know for a fact PROJECT Fiora has at least one new animation (her b) and it's not Legendary.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

teammates/enemy team locks in thresh/lee sin

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

recall animations and voice filters are what make skins enter the 1350 tier

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

A lot of skins have different recalls, doesn't justify a price hike. She has the same voiceover and rigging too.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Got it. Now that I look at the wiki, seems like Yi's has an entirely new set of voice lines. Hot damn, that's nice.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Yes, 1350 skins generally have new animations. But Legendary skins have new animations, dances, VO, the works.

MPmaster
MPmaster

enemy team locks in Orianna Kennen

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

enemy lock in comp that doesn't make any sense
>you lose

RumChicken
RumChicken

Gonna give it a try this next match. I did enjoy the extra heals with Redem, but her heal shield CD was so short it did almost feel uneeded.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Gotta get it in before the patch hits
I'll probably make another AMA tomorrow using the same pic. Just tell me how it went when you see it

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Play top lane
Enemy locks in Nasus

hairygrape
hairygrape

We at least know for a fact they'll ruin her cuteness!

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Upgrade frostfang into eye of the watchers earlier, it's actually really good
Get sweeper when you buy sightstone
Upgrade sweeper at lvl 9
Your E scales with ap and is pretty bad early, so you can delay getting it til lvl 8 or 9 and put an early second point in W.
Remember that W is way more effective if you use it while trading

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

What is THE best skin?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Riot Girl Tristana

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Riot's probably gonna wait until they dip in popularity then throw them in free week

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Yi's dance reference
youtube.com/watch?v=J1_dclQEasM
Makes for good BGM I find
Ashe's dance reference
youtube.com/watch?v=Wpc00jcMOPQ
I kind of like her in-game music more

FastChef
FastChef

start taking fevor on shen
can kill every champion lvl 1 with 2 Qs
wew lad

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I'm glad to see Ekko's kit is still as overpacked as it was before I left a year and a half ago. Why hasn't Riot taken one of the 5 extra mechanics that is just kinda hanging out on Ekko's various skills and given it to some champion who hasn't got so many? Like Malphite or some shit.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Pick Garen top lane
Go up against Darius/Renekton/Panth/Kennen

King_Martha
King_Martha

Ashe in tight brown pants with black hair

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Dreadnova Darius is pretty fucking baller

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

DJ Sona or Super Galaxy Rumble

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Mecha Zero Sion

Because Malphite doesn't really need a lot to do his job and the current champ designers at Riot have a complexity addiction.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I don't mind the upcoming changes. I'm just glad to have an competent reason to get more of a feel for her.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

no contest, some of the chromas look neat

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

7/10 and that's me being really generous

Supergrass
Supergrass

ahahahaha

massdebater
massdebater

Shadow clothes with shadow tentacles sounds totally fucking lazy

Playboyize
Playboyize

It is. I weep that it's so rare. I want to fight one already.

Flameblow
Flameblow

You think she's unfair now? I remember when her ult dealt max HP damage instead of current, her E dealt magic damage and she could use deathfire grasp to guarantee an instakill every single time.
Good times...

SniperGod
SniperGod

Complete Bronze feeding noob here.

Who can I play in each lane to win easy?

Can you give a quick rundown on each champs combos?

RavySnake
RavySnake

Do the champ designers understand that adding complexity to every new champion invariably makes them objectively better versions of old champions?

TechHater
TechHater

Does anyone else have a voice line for their favorite champion that they absolutely cannot stand? I love Akali but her joke makes me recline 5 miles back into my seat

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I know exactly what they're going for.

likme
likme

THROW ANOTHA ROCK

SniperGod
SniperGod

each
Not a fucking chance
But for ultra casual champs

Top
Garen
Mid
TF, Annie
Jungle
Warwick
Support
Soraka
ADC
Tristana, Ashe

RumChicken
RumChicken

As much as I love champions like Elise, Kog'maw, and Maokai skins, the best skin will forever be for a champion I dont even play: Nunu

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

realize i can't make it to diamond
disco nunu every single game
still not banned

hahahha explain this lolbabs

so much fun to hear them beg and cry "pls nunu try to play"

whereismyname
whereismyname

well judging by quality elementalist lux would be it

every champion has a "best skin" and youd have to define what qualities you want in a skin

EVERY other reply is for champions I dont give a shit about so I wouldnt consider any of their skins "best"

really should just ask for the "Shitter skin, Patrician skin, and Contrarian Skin" meme for specific champions instead

Nojokur
Nojokur

twisted fate
ultra casual

i dont even

Soft_member
Soft_member

As opposed to generic BDSM gear from a 90s comic?

Yes, which is part of why they rework shit so often.

Not really, Cho'gath doesn't talk very much.

5mileys
5mileys

that English
that opinion
BRs not welcome.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

playing adc in high elo/comp
comfy farm fest until late game, stay behind tanks and rightclick

playing adc in solo q low elo
try not to die against cait/karma because your supp troll picks fiddle
try not to get one shot by the 10-0 rengar or 15-0 aatrox

is this accurate?

Evilember
Evilember

Elementalist Lux is an ugly piece of shit. If you want an ultimate skin, DJ Sona is the way to go. It's good in every way.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Try the cancerfish
Go mid
Fail to understand why everyone hates him
Ryze is dumpstering my arse
Barely avoid death and have to recall
His CS is better and I'm not getting mine because he's shitting all over me
Wonder why /lolg/ say this champ is OP
His E is so useful for getting the fuck outta dodge when I'm getting raped
Then I hit 6
Ult Ryze and jump onto him with my Q, then E, then W once Ult pops up
Win
Continue these sorts of combos with the jungler ganking

I understand now.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Pulsefire Caitlyn.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Zombie Nunu > Nunu Bot

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

DJ Sona
cheap ugly ass latex with plastic DJ sets

shit tier

pleb detected

Soft_member
Soft_member

Support locks in Urgot
claims he meant to lock in Thresh but he messed up because he was "too high"
ints
report him after
queue up for another game
see this

Feels good, lolgen. Feels real good.

viagrandad
viagrandad

There better still be spikes, yes heavy metal clothes are better

cum2soon
cum2soon

t. Lux player

hairygrape
hairygrape

t. Sona player

Methnerd
Methnerd

Any of the Piltover Customs skins.

Riot will never release Piltover Customs Vi

Just fuck my shit up

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

got anymore of them lewds?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

None of the Ultimate skins are good or worth the money.

Evelynn does not wear heavy metal clothing. She doesn't wear much in the way of clothing at all.

Firespawn
Firespawn

750k+ champ mastery tf main here

think what he means by "ultra casual" is champs that dont necessarily require a ton of tech skill

I think TF is an excellent champion to learn mid with since instead of trying to learn a champions intricate abilities and figuring the CHAMPION out TF lets you learn how to play MID LANE rewarding you for doing things EVERY mid laner should do like roam and farm properly

I think more mid lane players would benefit from being forced to play TF for like 50 games so they fucking learn to gank instead of sitting mid all day hoping to god other lanes dont feed

like its YOUR fucking job to gank when trick2g decides he wants to invade instead of countergank, junglers are unreliable and YOU need to be using your pressure as the fucking laner with the BEST position to roam, not letting it go to waste

RavySnake
RavySnake

Elementalist
Visual effects on par with Star Guardian Jinx or a PROJECT skin

DJ
3 songs that your entire team can hear
all ability animations differ with each song and are synced to the song
AA animation changes depending on the song
DTB is an entirely new mechanic that has its own dedicated command

eGremlin
eGremlin

Main
Lucian

Rank
Plat 2, might tryhard later this season to get back into Diamond

Job
Uni student

Hobby
DnD & worldbuilding

Favorite beverage
Ginger beer

Favorite snack
Nuts

Worst champ
Nu Galio

Dream
Live comfortably I guess

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Why do Amumu's never press R in the game deciding teamfight?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Kill yourself you tasteless nigger

viagrandad
viagrandad

Always

iluvmen
iluvmen

Visual effects on par with Star Guardian Jinx or a PROJECT skin

x10

It's fucking 10 1350 skins in one.

3 songs that your entire team can hear
Implying I NEVER turn it on because it just distracts you

Good job retard you paid 30 for 3 songs you can download for free, I paid 30 for 10 skins.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Not that guy but TF isn't that difficult, his range is good with his Q and he can refill mana easy with W. His W is a bit complex but not back breaking, it's still going to do its job most games. Only thing kind of hard about him for a low skill level player is using his ult properly.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

post yfw Evelyn's breast size will be cucked and she'll be turned into tumblr-tier trash, and Anthony Burch writes her lore

askme
askme

hello /reddit/

massdebater
massdebater

The quintessential, I thought you knew what you spoke of

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

yfw MFs splash artists give her breast reduction surgery

Supergrass
Supergrass

quick /lolg/ how do I play monkey of many decoys

King_Martha
King_Martha

You people worry about things that don't even register within my train of thought. You have worrisome priorities.

No, and the "shadow clothing" is pretty clearly reminiscent of Bayonetta.

iluvmen
iluvmen

She'll always be top heavy in my heart

Methnerd
Methnerd

build according to the enemy team but black cleaver/hydra are really good, max e then q, you're strongest at level 11.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

there will never be another MF/Eve tier slut in League and all current sluts will be Ahri-fied

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

evelyn's character is BOOBS
if they remove boobs it's more of a change than galio's VGU

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

sit under the tower until level 11, then 2 hit squishies

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

evelyn's character is BOOBS

no thats sona, evelynns character is sinister and sexy

RumChicken
RumChicken

F l a t
Welcome flat age closer to your heart

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I don't really care about that shit. Evelynn needs to be fun before she is pretty. She is a total waste of space if her gameplay doesn't deliver, I don't care how attractive she is at that point.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Evelynn has no personality, just like any old champion
.

Evilember
Evilember

t. nosepassfag

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

She needs more than one joke I'm excited for maybe new voice, I got over her one dumb heels line the rest of her lines are cool

takes2long
takes2long

plat 2 to plat4 40 lp from these fucking loplaners

why do they not forfeit the lane, the world may never know

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

That's exactly what I mean.

I, for one, welcome our new flat overlords
but they shouldn't turn every character into fucking Shinobu.

I probably won't play her anyway, but yeah, gameplay is more important than anything else.

Supergrass
Supergrass

uhhh lolbabs this is Evelynn?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I don't expect her to be fun mostly because the current jungle fucking blows, not through any fault of her own. A flat Evelynn is fine to me and maybe even preferable because I like pettanko physiques.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Who's good to carry with in gold elo? Need someone to spam for that sweet freelo

Evilember
Evilember

yes

StonedTime
StonedTime

rather than leave camo to kill, W now enters camo
Oh God f

What,no

Bidwell
Bidwell

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

TENCENT CHINKS SHUTTING DOWN DOTA2 VIDEOS OVER COPYRIGHT CLAIM

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA

BUY THOSE RP GOYIM

SniperGod
SniperGod

This champ actually looks pretty interesting

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

We haven't had a new Tank class champ release in four years. I mean a primary Tank, not a support.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Tanks are for pussies. Real men play bruisers.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I really don't care, what you play is not my concern.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Wanting MORE tanks in this game

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Hahahahah how will that cancerous faggot Renekton player ever recover

RavySnake
RavySnake

I kind of do, actually.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

then you should kill yourself, avatar fag.

5mileys
5mileys

Why?

likme
likme

play ranked
1 person ints after being told to "feed more", says "ok bitch"
another person says he's done and is just going to leave, does so
report both
never get the pop-up
still unpunished
what the fuck riot

cum2soon
cum2soon

Kapeesh

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

get int feeder on team
report him after game
check his OP.GG
He's inted in 10 of the last 20 games he's played
never get pop-up saying he was punished

I guess some people are just luckier than others.

WebTool
WebTool

Is this the most underrated item in the game?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Your main
Camille

Your rank
S4

Your job
Model

Your hobby
Fashion, Art and Design which I used to study, so when I'm done modeling I'll get back @ studying.

Your favorite beverage
Beer, or anything with alcool

Your favorite snack
Mulino Bianco's Abbraccis

Your worst champ
Lee Sin

Your dream
Signing a contract for a huge company so I can be settled for life. But above that, getting this girl that rejected me so I can stop drinking myself to sleep every night. But it won't happen

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

No? I thought it was common knowledge how strong EC is against sustain champs.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

play teemo and try to steal opponents red lvl 1
camp in bush for like a minute
mid gets first blooded and dc's
team ff's at 4 minutes
I get put in to lower priority

le wut the fuck? I wasn't afk, i tried to steal their red... How can I get back to normal queues? I have to wait for 20 minutes ffs.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

It's underrated in low elo.
It's mandatory in a lot of top lane match ups, unless you like getting shit on by champs like Volibear.

Skullbone
Skullbone

I wish that tanks had a Grievous Wounds item that they could use. Or that Last Whisper wasn't the only fucking things Executioner's built into.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Fool me once... and I'll just rewind

Is Ekko, dare I say it... /ourguy/ ?

Skullbone
Skullbone

Ekko is insufferable like almost every other assassin or teenager.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Kled? Galio rework is actually primary tank.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Any champion with similar dialogue?

youtube.com/watch?v=oUvATlWSj68

Inmate
Inmate

Kled is not a tank and I said NEW champs. There's been a lot of reworks but no new characters.

takes2long
takes2long

Kled
tank
come on
Almost every champ vgu has made them basically a new champ desu

WebTool
WebTool

it's secondary tank but it still checks out

SniperGod
SniperGod

How do you play yi on a teamcomp with no tanks or initiates

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I explicitly said "primary tank" for that very reason.

That is true, it's just that I'd like to see them try out new concepts instead of using established characters as a base.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Daily reminder that you have to pay actual money to get Kass', Udyr's and Lulu's visual upgrade

Booteefool
Booteefool

Lee Sin's, Swain's as well

cum2soon
cum2soon

and also Rengar's, Sion's, Lissandra's, Xerath, Viktor, Braum's and MF's

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

And Miss Fortune's

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Lurker Nunu when?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Of course I did.
No you can't, it's considered as a normal dragon.

Booteefool
Booteefool

so, you have to pay money to buy their skins? wow

Techpill
Techpill

Poppy and Galio for all intents and purposes are new tanks. Poppy was an assassin before and Galio was a barely functioning tank that could be argued was really just a melee mage.

I like tanks too but the community hates them despite how useful they are. They've also proven to be a fucking nightmare for a the balance team as almost every one of them has been a huge pain in the ass to keep balanced. I cannot think of a tank that at some point was not raping solo queue.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Shut up tryndamere

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Rengar
Sion
Lissandra
Xerath
Braum
What in the actual fuck are you talking about?

Emberburn
Emberburn

Is Skarner still good?

He was turbo cancer before CoC nerfs, is he still cancer or just decent/good?

massdebater
massdebater

Kass = Don't know which you mean
Udyr = Spirit Guard
Lulu = ??? WInter Wonder ???
Lee = God Fist
Swain = Tyrant
Rengar = No
Sion = No
Lissandra = No
Xerath = Guardian of the Sands
Viktor = No
Braum = No
MF = Captain

DeathDog
DeathDog

This is true

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

only good kass skin
also most expensive one
geez boss dunno

iluvmen
iluvmen

Kass = Don't know which you mean
I think he means Cosmic Reaver

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

So later today or tomorrow we get Evelynn or Urgot?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

champion is realased
skin is made for them later, then quality standards are higher
WWWOOOOOWWW RIOT CHARGING MONEY FOR THEIR VISUAL UPDATE NICE COMPANY

goro akechi betrays you

Illusionz
Illusionz

Yeah but it doesn't mean it's his visual update retard. Kassadin is not some cosmic being, he fights the void. That's not visual update. That's skin from different theme.

But Lee Sin, Udyr, Swain, Miss Fortune, their skins are all their main archetypes but locked behind paygate. That's paying for visual update.

That's like saying Anivia is cryophoenix but Festival Queen Anivia is paid visual update.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Rework?

Inmate
Inmate

If a champion has a skin that is 1350 rp tier, than it will look a lot better than their base skin

In what way is this a bad thing or a surprise?

Emberburn
Emberburn

get autofilled top
pick nasus cuz it's the only toplaner I can play
enemy top laner picks Fiora
currently in loading screen
he's headmistress Fiora
he's named "Hi Im Fiora"

How fucked am I?

Emberfire
Emberfire

I'm so fucking SICK of this piece of SHIT game

RavySnake
RavySnake

Evelynn and Urgot are the next ones on the rework list, yes, after this tank update
I just hope Urgot becomes a goddamn artillery tank, I can't give a shit about Eve though, her current gameplay design is atrociously bad

Illusionz
Illusionz

Persona is a shit series.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Is Illaoi from Bilgewater?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

If you want your champion to not have n64 model then you have to pay
That's what everyone is arguing.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Yes

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

You what my dude

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Xerath
implying base skin isn't fine
Ain't a damn thing wrong with shooting blue lightning bolts.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

The problem is that Captain Fortune was meant to be her base skin during Bilgewater event and current MF was supposed to be traditional skin, but to make some shekels they decided to make it a skin.

Spirit Guard Udyr and God Fist Lee Sin have almost entirely same theme like their base skins, yet they look better, have new VO and such as. That's paying for Visual Update.

If Riot had to VU Udyr and Lee in next patch how could they possibly look other than their most expensive skins?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Do you think Singed would be OP if he was given 15/25/35% tenacity back on his ult?

I think the game has evolved so much it wouldn't really make too MUCH of a difference.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Yeah but this is a massive exageration. The only champion that has a gorgeous skin but a horrendous base model is Udyr, and IIRC Riot has stated that making SGU an ultimate skin rather than his VGU was a mistake in hindsight.

I'm a Morde main, so I don't wanna fucking here about how ugly other champions' base models are.

Methshot
Methshot

Though Illaoi is the most powerful and respected Truth Bearer in a hundred generations, it is where she has broken the traditions of her faith that speaks the most about her. Having completed her training as a Truth Bearer, and at the height of her power, Illaoi left the golden temples of Buhru for the squalor of nearby Bilgewater.
I guess she's not originally from there? She lives there now, though

Emberburn
Emberburn

Mecha Zero Sion is pretty good, especially when it comes to the ult. But it's just a little overbearing as a whole. Chromas could fix that, if ever.

You're both special kinds of crazy. Neither DJ Sona or Elementalist Lux are ugly.
However, EL being stretched across so many elements, while creative and nice for variety, meant that the work required left some of the forms a little lacking, which is bad when they're already fighting against feeling "samey" compared to their sister forms.
Meanwhile DJ Sona just seems to cramped and small. She needs more room to breathe, perhaps bigger machinery and have her floating in a more outstretched position.

Got all these skins in Hextech, so there's no buyer's remorse to influence things

This makes me want a Velber 02 champ. Anyway, this is quite the interesting find.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Champions who's default is better than all of their skins

I'll start

FastChef
FastChef

Irelia.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Bane?

Order of the Lotus is also Irelia paid VU.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Last time I played Nasus against Fiora ( granted he prolly wasn't a main ) I owned the lane, just let him push , stack easily and bait his Riposte with your zone before slowing his ass

takes2long
takes2long

blind pick
waaaaah we are bot premade waaah
5 minutes into the game 1 of them afks
ask the other why
no answer
bot premades are fucking cancer.
still won the game but holy fuck.

TreeEater
TreeEater

frostbutt irelia is always better

Snarelure
Snarelure

I honestly think Garen's base model is pretty slick.

Firespawn
Firespawn

I hope you all follow LS' advice and spam Malphite/Pantheon/Annie to get elo.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Jinxfag's brain breaks

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

theme has nothing to do here
base kass model looks like shit, if you want it to stop looking like a ps2 model then you have to pay

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

feet

massdebater
massdebater

But I think you're wrong. Kassadin got model update few season back. It looks much better than before, do you even play the game?

Emberfire
Emberfire

the next new champion is a darkstar theme champion, the anti-thesis of aurelion sol.

t. works at riot

Evilember
Evilember

Does anybody have the video of the Rumble ulting a Jhin and Xerath who are both mid ult and almost, but not quite killing them both

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

This would be cool if she had something like Malphite's passive.
When you can see her, her model changes
that would be sick

Compare base Kass to base Lee
now shut up

Flameblow
Flameblow

Kassadin looks fine. Quit crying.

DeathDog
DeathDog

And to top it off it wasn't even a model update, it was a texture update, which they did to everyone

eGremlin
eGremlin

Kassadin has even separate fingers while Lee Sin has GTA San Andreas hands.

Techpill
Techpill

g-guys it isn't a visual update, you can still play with the n64 model

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Geez you are so wrong, once again.

Nojokur
Nojokur

leona
mf
teemo (his skins aren't bad, but his default is just cute)
garen

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Warwick
Illlaoi
Taliyah
Kled
Ekko
Tahm Kench
Gangplank
Rengar
Lucian
Jhin
Zed
Yorick
Kindred

You're an idiot

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Of all the things to be upset with Riot about, THIS is where you draw your line in the sand?

Genuinely end yourself

Spamalot
Spamalot

Take a break from lol
Kassadin is now mainstream pick
What the fuck happened?

Also is Kass top finally playable?

Emberfire
Emberfire

Pantheon Top
Start with Corrupting Potion + Ignite
Spear until level 2
Stun
It's always a FB

Then the idiotic silver toplaner I'm facing tries to duel me again but I've had the time to buy one or two long swords. Stomp and repeat, cleaned my division with this tactc

Evilember
Evilember

What happened is that they increased his AP ratios.

FastChef
FastChef

who here /tf/? i feel like i'm almost ready to take him into ranked. just got rank 7 today

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

that's not even what happened

SniperWish
SniperWish

Singed ain't bad right now, this is the most viable he's been in years

WebTool
WebTool

if you unironically believe in the "paid VU" meme then you are literally retarded

Booteefool
Booteefool

nice try tryndamere I ain't falling for that one

Soft_member
Soft_member

Literally the only instance of a paid VU is with SG Udyr, which Riot themselves have admitted was a mistake.

The rest of these examples are pure horseshit. Literally entitled babs.

likme
likme

Okay nice argument Sonny, how would you do visual update for Udyr without having him look like SGU?

DeathDog
DeathDog

buff damage on a good kit that just lacked damage compared to others
suddenly the character is good
gee boss I dunno

Illusionz
Illusionz

everythin else is dumb because I say so

Flameblow
Flameblow

You're as entitled as entitled gets. Literally complaining about shit that has no impact on the game.

Stop being a cuck and stop playing the game if it matters that much to you.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

fiora vs vlad
he literally just pushes the wave then Qs you under tower and there's nothing you can do about it unless your jungler ganks him jesus christ kill me please.

he's taking tower shots
jungler goes to do their blue buff
WAKE ME UP

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

people who bought spirit guard udyr are refunded or given a free udyr ultimate that replaces it
spirit guard udyr now becomes the base model
riot needs to do this, there's no reason for sg udyr to be the vu he deserved. not to mention the skin itself hasn't aged the best in terms of ultimate skins

eGremlin
eGremlin

wahh all skins should be free
go open chests then retard, you have like a 50% chance of getting a "Paid VU" for any champ

Booteefool
Booteefool

waah I like it when they fuck my wife while I am watching

lmaoing @ ur life

Bidwell
Bidwell

best echo chamber example right here

SniperGod
SniperGod

Wahh I hate Riot because X
I'm still gonna keep playing their game though because I'm a faggot cuck

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

do you also watch your wife getting fucked without saying anything?
Because you sound like you do

hairygrape
hairygrape

open chest
get rakan's paid VU
holy fuck lucky me
fuck riot for making people pay for these VUs

RavySnake
RavySnake

upvoted
Nice meme

WebTool
WebTool

your adc cry about soraka carrying the enemy team
no executioner's calling
the only one in your team with executioner's calling is your motherfucking LULU
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

askme
askme

No. Nicely done fanart/concept though.
artstation.com/artwork/e4Emw

Bidwell
Bidwell

"just get morellos :)"
morellos requires getting them below 40%HP
people can't focus the same target so it never happens

end it lads

DeathDog
DeathDog

xth for tf x graves

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Bets?

Am I getting fucked by a meme botlane?

takes2long
takes2long

it's not a paid vu if you can still play the free model am i right

Skullbone
Skullbone

How long does it take for Riot to respond to a ticket?

Emberfire
Emberfire

?

FastChef
FastChef

usually within a day, they have gorrillions of people working for them

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I thought riot was an indie company???

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

from a day to maybe 3 max

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Riot is an indie company.

Evilember
Evilember

blood moon jhin (high noon is over rated and I think base is better than it) and captain GP are better than base jhin and GP

everything else I agree with

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

where do I get these drugs?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Anyone else feel like Aatrox is fine now? I almost don't want Riot to go through with reworking him now, he feels fun

iluvmen
iluvmen

get into first series
lose first game, roflstomp second
third game enemy support is M7 Sion
"lol i can just jack off in bush and stun you for a gorillion years"
Fizz is flaming me the whole game when he's 12/12/2 like every Fizz I've had on my team this season
lose

hairygrape
hairygrape

Xth for best husbando of huge hands and immeasurable sexual skill

Methnerd
Methnerd

Have to disagree on Jhin, his smiling mask in the default is really iconic. He looks a little too angry in Blood Moon for me personally. Takes away a little bit of that crazy artist thing he has going.

Supergrass
Supergrass

i fucking hate xerath so much

he isn't even good he's just fucking cancerous to play against

StonedTime
StonedTime

Nami
Unranked
NEET
Bideogames
Chocomilk
Cookies
I tried Diana once
Being the cutest girl in the world

Nojokur
Nojokur

stay at range
cry as he zaps your hp down
get in his face
stun is laughably bad at close range, if he even hits, W only really slows at center
most likely has to flash to get away from most fair and balanced assassins
I don't see what the problem is, git gud and get in his face.
girl

MPmaster
MPmaster

roastie

viagrandad
viagrandad

vel'koz

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

paid VU of a brand new champ

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

the joke is that people here unironically believe that mundane skins are paid VUs

Spamalot
Spamalot

nice VU lolbabs

King_Martha
King_Martha

implying I'm a girl

cum2soon
cum2soon

k I got tired tomorrow I'll get more (You)s from this VU crap
'Night

JunkTop
JunkTop

someone here thinks captain miss fortune is her paid VU
LITERALLY released alongside her model update

Supergrass
Supergrass

I have this shard

Are the champ and the skin any good?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Hows mf nowadays

do I just put on le ebin not!armor pen and press R

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Increased damage on a already strong but underrated champion. Op.gg has his pick rate and win rate slightly above Ahri's and climbing.

Inmate
Inmate

he had a shitty early game
now it's less shitty, enough for it to be playable.
personally I really think they should buff his ult a bit, maybe make stacks decay after 12 seconds rather than buffing his other ratios

TechHater
TechHater

Literally LITERALLY trying to justify Visual Update Udyr
a tremendous meme user

King_Martha
King_Martha

depends on what you like, but his skin is the only way to make rumble look halfway decent, he is a junk mecha after all

RumChicken
RumChicken

SG Udyr is literally, literally the only instance of this happening, and Riot themselves have admitted that.

All these other comparisons are just fucking bait.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Singed ain't bad right now
Fucking pardon?

askme
askme

there's no paid vus lol
w-well, this one is the only one

FastChef
FastChef

I still hate his E

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

epic spoilers dude based 4channer culture XD

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Ahhh yeah black then I used to play her mid

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

SG Udyr is a paid VU.

If you think Cosmic Reaver Kass is a paid VU, as was claimed earlier, than you're a very stupid nigger.

Bidwell
Bidwell

we're winning
nautilus is whining that we're going to get outscaled if we dont hurry up and win at fucking 15 minutes into the game
makes mistakes
gets caught out
we lose
"see told you"
check his account
he's plat V 0lp and getting matched with silvers and golds

this shits embarassing

massdebater
massdebater

Stop implying things
your argument was wrong from the very beginning

w8t4u
w8t4u

Except it wasn't. SG Udyr is the ONLY instance of a skin being a paid VU. You literally can't name any others, because there aren't any.

Firespawn
Firespawn

there's no paid vgus
but there's one
so there are paid vgus

hairygrape
hairygrape

That's a nice strawman you've built, there.

I never claimed there were no paid VU's. My claim from the very fucking beginning was that SG Udyr was literally the only paid VU, and that all of the other examples mentioned were bait.

Congrats on being the dumbest nigger in this thread right now, though. You'll be getting no more attention from me.

Firespawn
Firespawn

How do i ASol? Any good lolg players on that hero?

WebTool
WebTool

I can make you feel like a girl~

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

ITT: Riot Shills

How much chinks pay you?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

they pay my lunch
fair game to me

King_Martha
King_Martha

What are you even trying to do
there is a paid vu, so there are paid vus and you literally said it in the first post
stop trying to look smart and call "strawmans" and /pol/ shit.

Bidwell
Bidwell

this looks better than most champions riot has released

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

playing shen
using my ult on cd
enemy top laner calls me shit because he has more CS then me

uhhhhhhh LOLBABS?

TreeEater
TreeEater

Any good lolg players
no

JunkTop
JunkTop

There are legitimate reasons to be annoyed with Riot's bullshit
but people ITT make up shit to be mad about instead

Being asspained over cosmetics of all things is just silly.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

tfw you and enemy adc trade reports for toxic retards on each team

today enemy was not faggot

learn to cs noob

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Swedish

Thats it idk if anyone else plays him at all

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Yeah let's all play on base unix with ascii art.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Swedish plays him, not sure of anyone else though, shit champ desu

Evilember
Evilember

Omega Squad Teemo is a paid VU too.

As a rule of thumb, you can judge what is and what isn't a "paid VU" by the fact that when Riot finally does give the aforementioned Udyr and Teemo their free VU that the free one will be at the same quality as the pay one

DeathDog
DeathDog

Enough

TreeEater
TreeEater

How is there still no MOBA with Pokémon.

Just how

SniperWish
SniperWish

Omega Squad Teemo isn't a paid VU. It's a great skin, but Teemo's VU would never remove his cuteness.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

adc locks in leblanc
think it won't be that bad if he builds gunblade
he goes blade of the ruined king first item

so this is the power of plat

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Guys how do I get into promoting skins?

takes2long
takes2long

Back then League was more cartoony, now they're making every rework more edgy.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Zac
Taric
Poppy
Galio
Edgy
Neck yourself, my man, you're objectively wrong.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

some guy unironically goes 2/14 or something like that on every single of my games

Fuck my life famalam.

massdebater
massdebater

support takes leona into 2 poke champs
doesnt get banned
its ranked

???

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

anyone got an instagram I could use to send a follow request to a bitch with locked profile
i need to fap at her pics

SniperGod
SniperGod

We had an ADC Bard on Bronze don't get me started

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Kha buffs when?

massdebater
massdebater

Back then LeL had looked like a Dota1 ripoff

idontknow
idontknow

Zac
Only gameplay update
Taric
From random gem knight he's now "wow I am general and I worked for this position many years but I suddenly realized that I HATE WAR OH NO!!!"
Poppy
From simple backstory now I NEED TO FIND A HERO! Also who is Galio?!
Galio
From serious guardian figure he's LOL DUDEBRO DO YOU WANT TO CHEW 5GUM!? BROOO HOHOHO! I HATE MAGIC AND I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE

Last good rework was Sion and Warwick

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Why don't you just make another account

DeathDog
DeathDog

(you)

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

tfw to intelligent for Veeky Forums vs. Veeky Forums

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

And not one of the one's I listed was edgy, so you're still wrong and still a fucking idiot.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

sivir mid with no keystone

haha i fucking love lego legends I wonder who's gonna win this game :^)

I just wanna play rakan and have fun god damn it

takes2long
takes2long

I tried but she didnt accept probably because i have 0 followers

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Not an argument, if you don't have anything clever to say then don't reply at all.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

someone has an opinion
but you're wrong!! Idiot!!!
You guys don't even hide it

Emberfire
Emberfire

Complains that every rework makes champs more edgy
Mentions Sion and Warwick as examples of good reworks

what
And none of what you just described is edgy.
Do you even know what edgy means?

Spamalot
Spamalot

nice loss streak bronzie

TreeEater
TreeEater

Could you guys stop arguing like you're running for president jesus christ
We have an entire board for you

Emberburn
Emberburn

Where's your argument, though? You haven't actually explained how any of those reworks are edgy or how Omega Squad Teemo is a paid VU when it's taken away his biggest factor which is his cuteness.

Firespawn
Firespawn

I don't know, user. Even with the shitpick and no keystone, I like your comp better.

Booteefool
Booteefool

It's not my fault!
Let's have faith then.

Emberfire
Emberfire

at what elo can i actually play support and not get an autistic adc every game?
currently in low gold and i've only played with one

SniperWish
SniperWish

teemo
cute

viagrandad
viagrandad

You would be surprised how quickly fur ignites.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

You guys are easy to predict

RumChicken
RumChicken

Nunu is gonna ruin your fun but in the end you'll win.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

have played in all elos from silver 5 to diamond II

am yet to find out

Booteefool
Booteefool

imagine fucking teemos boipucci really hard and ur dick ignites from the speed of thrusting in and out

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Don't ever reply to me again you degenerate.

Emberfire
Emberfire

It never gets better.

On the same note, you really should record your games and review them after it's done. A great support will carry entire teams at any rank. If you're stuck in gold you're probably not as great as you think you are.

Methshot
Methshot

stop falling for so many bait there's only so many replies

DeathDog
DeathDog

How do I see the timer for fwotd on the updated client? It says 1 hours but that could mean 15 minutes

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

PBE mainteance when

cum2soon
cum2soon

but its not gay if hes a yordle

Emberfire
Emberfire

i'm not stuck, i just get bad adcs and then top/jungle carries the game

SniperGod
SniperGod

not today idiot

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

don't we get new patch tomorrow?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

3 games
3 people losing lane then saying "ok i feed now open mid gg ff20"

end my life

JunkTop
JunkTop

How about rework sion.
I don't recall any rape.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

tfw no ape champion

TreeEater
TreeEater

veekyforums.com/thread/175559815/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/175559815/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/175559815/video-games

SniperGod
SniperGod

veekyforums.com/thread/175559836/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/175559836/video-games
new

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Galiorilla?

DeathDog
DeathDog

literally winston

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

too slow granddad

veekyforums.com/thread/175559815/video-games

5mileys
5mileys

Ekko?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Lets use this one.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

be nerdy kid in school
girls ignore you to suck chad's dick
graduate with a Dr in front of your name, making 100+ out of school
suddenly all the washed up hoes detach themselves from chad's cock and swarm you looking for a husband because they're "ready to settle down"

I don't envy him