Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

Emberburn
Emberburn

Nobody ever reads the OP anyways edition

What's new?

D.Va Hero Announced Will be on PTR May 2nd
youtu.be/UgJLvtx5PzI
Nexus Challenge 2.0 Oni Genji skin, Policeman D.Va, loot boxes, and more in Overwatch and HotS
us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/nexuschallenge20/
youtu.be/Bv2t9lwC7lk

Megabundles Announced All players will be able to unlock up to 20 heroes for '''FREE'''
Promotion ends May 22nd, 2017
us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/megabundles

Heroes of the Storm 2.0 Now LIVE
us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20695700
us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20
Genji Hero Announced Now LIVE
us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes/genji
youtu.be/-SJgvzPRFEI
Hamamura Battleground Announced Now LIVE
us.battle.net/heroes/en/battlegrounds/hanamura
youtu.be/Dq5-18Vt-c0

For new players
youtu.be/wPk004vsjuE
New & Experience Players
youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Which heroes should I buy?
Anything but Nova

Current Free Hero Rotation
us.battle.net/forums/en/heroes/topic/17936383460
Current Weekly Sale
us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20695741/
Current Weekly Brawl ( who plays those )
us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20724210/
Latest Patch Notes
us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20726730/

Hero Rankings, Various Statistics, Talent Calculator, & Wiki
hotslogs.com/Default (Slightly inaccurate)
heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator
heroesofthestorm.gamepedia.com/Heroes_of_the_Storm_Wiki

Current Pleb List
robogrub.com/tierlist

Where can I find you lol rejects feeders?
"/join Veeky Forums" in game chat

Last episode: veekyforums.com/thread/175514691/video-games

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yedgartnsfw.tumblr.com/post/149160840544
yedgartnsfw.tumblr.com/post/149114418844/auriel-and-beleth-because-yes
youtube.com/watch?v=xzpndHtdl9A
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veekyforums.com/thread/175590039/video-games

Flameblow
Flameblow

Where the FUCK is Maiev????

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

3rd for 2.0 brought upon the dark ages this is horrible

RavySnake
RavySnake

I've heard Quick Match is quite the mess.

Have just been playing bot games.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Quick match is fine, why have you heard it's a mess?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Play againts AI with some people
ONE enemy AI takes out 4 people with one attack
We can't bring down a fucking tank even with 4 against one

Is this some retarded RTS logic where easy is bullshit brandead difficulty and normal is hard as balls AI being a dick?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Does anybody know how Quick Match matchmaking works? Does it try to string together an okay composition, or is it really just random?

viagrandad
viagrandad

veekyforums.com/thread/175514691/video-games

also stick this post in op somewhere next time, people who only play vs bots are part of the problem

Snarelure
Snarelure

run some quick AI games for Specialist quest
suck shit with pretty much all of them so it's the only time I really get to
azomodunking the AI
somehow my teammates keep dying
level disadvantage
AI pushing keeps like 12 minutes in
We still won in the end once I got my dunk stacks up but I don't know how I managed to find players that bad.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

The AI really knows how to wombo combo people.

That and many HotS players are about on the same level as Adept AI.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I've been put in teams with 3 assassins and 2 supports. Seems pretty random to me.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Just played a Hanamura and realized I don't get the new map all that often in quickmemes.

qm is fine at least in EU, haven't ran into anything unusual yet.

thank blizz

TreeEater
TreeEater

D.Va Hero Announced Will be on PTR May 2nd

Source?

Booteefool
Booteefool

What's the proest genji build?

DeathDog
DeathDog

deflect build.

teleport behind 5 enemy heroes
W
they explode

Psh. Nothing personnel kids....

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Its the Play a real hero you turbo moron Most good people are running this once and having crazy winrates

Soft_member
Soft_member

Disclaimer: Doesnt work above Gold

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

IM THE WORST

THE WOOOOOORST

I AM DE-FIN-ITELY THE WORST

Booteefool
Booteefool

Cute angry gnome coming though.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

guess the legendary

takes2long
takes2long

pajamathur

SniperGod
SniperGod

Butcher skin.

RumChicken
RumChicken

It's gonna be a shitty mount

JunkTop
JunkTop

Most people with good stats either had 20 alt account before and/or boosted their stats by playing with bots

So don't feel bad

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

gold ending in 2
how the hell does that happen?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

A different color variation of something you already have

hairygrape
hairygrape

good question, i have absolutely no idea
it was 400 shards

Techpill
Techpill

Next hero

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I think brawls were awarding oddball numbers at one point. GMs can apparently change it down to the nearest 5, or something.

Hey, nice. Most of my favorite skins cost 100 so I've been stoked.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

You got single digit gold from wins/loss back in ye olde days.

idontknow
idontknow

Wow that's actually really nice.

likme
likme

diablo is already in the game user

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Next hero is going to be Maiev!

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Still no Blackthorne

Soft_member
Soft_member

This is how it's been on NA. Every single one of those Rag games I was topping everything, and as Uther I had the least deaths and had taken part in almost every kill we got. It appears I need to play an Assassin to actually have a chance at winning, because the Assassins I get otherwise are so incredibly fucking terrible about being where they should not be.

Although I just played Diablo and won, so maybe CC bot Warriors and Assassins are what I need to play now. But yeah, this has been what NA is like since 2.0 launched.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

When is chen going to be good? He's fun but he falls off so fucking fast.

Emberfire
Emberfire

And then Reinhardt sometime in the next few months.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Abathur is pretty shit lads

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

How do you balance Reinhardt without making him a better Diablo?

Inmate
Inmate

does anyone want to help me with the nexus challenge? i'm relatively new to hots and want the d.va skin
add me on bnet kiwi#12164

Bidwell
Bidwell

EU or US? The nexus challenge this week is for the Gengu skin. D.Va skin is in the new challenge that starts this week (tues for us, weds for eu)

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

are you a girl

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

US
i thought it started may 1st?
anyway does anyone want to show me the ropes at least? i already got the genji skin but only through playing against ai
pseudo

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

he has to do anyway

iluvmen
iluvmen

I don't think D.Va skin challenge is up yet.

Just Genji shit (still did it anyway though for hoverbikes).

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Discaimer: hardly anything "works" above gold

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

join the Veeky Forums channel and ask there

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

huh, okay then
they just updated overwatch with the cop skin within the past hour so i figured it's started already

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Spider, zombie, or frog nazeboo?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

frog

likme
likme

May 1st
Quest 2 Opens Week of May 1

What does Blizzard mean by this? opens May 1 or during the week that begins May 1?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

His kit would be different.
The only similar thing they would have is a charge, and one piece of overlap is not that big of a deal.
Q: Charge.
W: Line skill shot.
E: Forward Arc Swing
Trait Shield toggle that protects nearby allies well drawing from the shield pool.
Ults
Cone Stun in forward Arc
Something else.
You can give him a different kit and a different role then diablo, something like this would be a more support type tank that can support a team that wants to dive.

RavySnake
RavySnake

probably at 10am or whatever

JunkTop
JunkTop

really? ive had an easy time with qm and hl/tl this season. I played a bunch of qm to work on my support for hl. almost masters , kinda stressed . Especially since I like mainly play support.

Veeky Forums can I make it to Gm being a support main? or am i just delusional? id like to think im one of the best auriel and brightwing players na. (even though brightwing is super shitty right now.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

id like to think im one of the best auriel and brightwing players

lmao

happy_sad
happy_sad

I'll add you but I gotta do something so I wont be able to play for like another hour

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

that's been in the game since the challenge was announced

Emberburn
Emberburn

Like in the top 100. My win rates with those heroes are very high.

Lunatick
Lunatick

try playing ranked instead of quick meme and get back to us

Emberfire
Emberfire

I do play ranked im d1. I was just playing a lot of quick meme the other day.
On masters promo match so ive been kinda avoiding it. Little nervous

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Snipe chu8 and get him on your team. He's gliding through diamond like its nothing

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

spiders if weak backline/heroes that can displace themselves
frogs if versus warriors and bruiser with high hp
walls for mercs and if are actually good

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Masters
Still don't know how to play Towers of Doom and Dragon Shire.

Evilember
Evilember

Started playing recently and bought the tank/bruisers pack. Which characters in there are a must learn for ranked?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Hadn't realized the thread moved, repost

Ok guys I started play this game and I noticed a lot of hate towards abathar. Thing is I think he's a lot of fun and reminds me of an RTS light or something.

So how do I play him to avoid pissing you off and be a credit to the team? Should I ever pick Evolve Monstrosity?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

artanis
anub
arthas
diablo
dehaka
ragnaros
thrall
zarya

5mileys
5mileys

Anub
Arthas
Dehaka
Muradin

Bidwell
Bidwell

Anub
Arthas
Dehaka
Muradin
Sonya
Varian

Emberfire
Emberfire

quick match is harder than ranked

SniperWish
SniperWish

Is Hatbathur viable?

farquit
farquit

Depends on your group and map
A bunch of auto-attackers on Hanamura? Hat. A balanced team on a large map? Locusts

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Tychus pls.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Anub is a strong anti-mage tank.
Artanis is a great fighter with good damage and survivability. If you ever start landing prism combos properly, you will be a menace.
Arthas is currently one of the stronger tanks who also shits out damage. Just don't run 1v5 into people, make them come to you and die for it.
Diablo's a good cc meat shield.
Leoric is a great tank killer (not a great solo tank).
Ragnaros is a good burst AA hero.
Samuro is secretly a Specialist, don't bother with him.
Thrall is a good sustained AA hero with decent poke.
Varian is just bullshit the moment he gets Taunt.
Zarya is a great half-support / half-tank and her performance depends on how not retarded your teammates are.

You can ignore the rest for now. Maybe try out Alarak but note that he's a high risk fighter. Lots of mobility, silence, and damage but very squishy.

So how do I play him to avoid pissing you off and be a credit to the team?
Learn to play the other heroes first so you can use the clones properly.
Should I ever pick Evolve Monstrosity?
No.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

So how do I play him to avoid pissing you off and be a credit to the team?
That makes sense, I don't own every hero though so I guess I'll just have to practice them all and see what they can do.

no
Not even in infernal shrines? I noticed it's really easy to get the morph up to 40 kills on that map and once you do it hits like a truck.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Is she going to be on the free rotation this week?

King_Martha
King_Martha

man its really weird playing with Veeky Forums
you either the worst experience ever where people just flame and sperg memes non stop
or youre having the time of your life

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I played this game for the OW skins but I played Artanis for 1 game and now I'm hooked. Getting the prisms on squishy targets is so damn satisfying.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Any other THICC heroes like Lt. Morales?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

same, i hated the game in the alpha/beta but for some reason im enjoying it a lot now

King_Martha
King_Martha

most of the girls in hot are fucking thicc as hell

Snarelure
Snarelure

mfw a Nova, Valeera, Tracer, Li Ming, Sylvanas on my team

Only I know how to play those sluts properly

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

question
can you get legendaries from hero-specific chests?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Don't see why not.

askme
askme

Place ya bets!

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

400 shards

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Tyrael or a different Diablo skin.

hairygrape
hairygrape

eu

TreeEater
TreeEater

want to add someone after match, look for recent players tab
there is not a recent players tab
actually get him next match, we're playing our same characters but different teams
now really want to add him, since he was giving me some tips on my character and generally being a good team captain and wasn't spamming shitty memes when he lost
my only option are "mute chat, block communication, report player" when clicking on his name

why does this game not want me to make friends?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

like hero x
try out a random build
look up builds online
they never take heal on autoattacks

i mean yeah it wont help much in teamfights but being able to do camps and not lose any hp seems pretty good?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Not sure if want.

TreeEater
TreeEater

wanting to make friends

eGremlin
eGremlin

who did you level to 10 for that chest?....because those are the exact same contents, i got out of my level 10 arthas chest.

takes2long
takes2long

Don't have any level 10 heroes currently. Got that from Tracer level 5.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

well shit, either way, spooky that you got the exact same thing from a level 5 chest.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Good skin for Xul and Abathur
nice pull

Booteefool
Booteefool

HELP

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Is Gazlowe good yet?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Logical choice

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Tfw your favorites are easily countered

I hate my shit taste and Blizzard for power and mobility creep. Nazeebo is still alright though, so there's that.

farquit
farquit

tfw was level 20 chen for a year before heroes 2.0 and all that xp is gone now

askme
askme

level 600+
so many loot crates my arm gets tired from clicking through all the shit
so many mounts and skins that I can't possibly decide on the best fits
instead of being a special snowflake that payed for azmodunk and queen of ghosts kerrigan people just think I'm lucky

S U F F E R I N G

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cum2soon
cum2soon

rerolled azmodunk because i dont play that shit

Whats so special about azmodunk?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

go watch space jam

w8t4u
w8t4u

quick i need a crashcourse in sylvanas
already in loading screen

Emberfire
Emberfire

Fell asleep 30 minutes in

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

hold down q the entire match

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

stay away and poke with W

when an enemy is weak you are the one that can easily chase and finish them

your arrow is excellent for big teamfights

Playboyize
Playboyize

Where can I find you lol rejects feeders?
"/join Veeky Forums" in game chat
Does anyone use this chat to group up and play together?

Flameblow
Flameblow

reroll a box of 4 commons into a rare skin for another character I don't have

at this point I think it's better to just save the 250 gold

JunkTop
JunkTop

Sure. Veeky Forums stacks can be great fun.

takes2long
takes2long

yes please come play with me i need firends

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

What region is more common? I assume Americas but you never know

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

started playing on the 25th
already level 60
7k gold

gotta go fast

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

tfw too shy to join all those 300+ guys with my new level 5 account

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I have not once completed a quest in qm no matter how many times I actually try and dedicate myself to it

farthest I've gotten was like 30/40 on Gul'Dan's q quest

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Quests that make me collect globes always fuck me the hardest unless I literally go around killing the minion that drops the globe and then I move onto the next lane

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Ragnaros, Nazeebo, Gul'dan, Kharazim, Probius, Lucio, Arthas, Uther and Varian all have a very easy time finishing their quests.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

don't listen to the other guy, you absolutely should pick monstrosity if you can make use of it. a single monstrosity will take forts during objective time on some maps. for the full shields build i pick monstrosity because, i do not have the ability to control a clone and distribute heals at the same time.

Flameblow
Flameblow

yeah na

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Maybe you should spend more time trying to finish quests instead of aimlessly roaming and dicking around on objectives.

If you want a quest done, that should be your #1 priority right before not feeding. If it's Season Marksman or Azmodunk, you need to plant yourself in lane instead of worrying about the early game when you already took a mid to lategame talent. If it's something like Gul'Dan's Q, you need to go in there to plan to land at least 2-3 Qs per teamfight.

The only ones that could be difficult are like, the regen globe talents. But we all know regen globe talents are worthless on everyone except for like one or two (e.g. Zarya).

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

yeah na
Don't be so fucking rude, just answer the guy.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Don't listen to .

Monstrosity only works on games where your team wins 4v5 without you. That's the main reason why a Monstrosity will go max stacks without punishment or harassment.

viagrandad
viagrandad

got back in the game becouse 2.0 come out

remembered why did i quit after 5 matches

Toxic players are soo toxic, its unbelliavble

i quit again and will not be sorry for not playing it

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

but i did? i said na

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

not turning on the option to disable chat

FastChef
FastChef

yeah na
yeah nah

King_Martha
King_Martha

You should just sit back and relish the fact that toxicity and quantity of bitching are inversely correlated with skill.

Then make dumb webms of them and blog about it on Vietnamese rice farmer forums.

RavySnake
RavySnake

How is possession on Sylvanas? One one hand it can help push a lane, on the other it can deny xp gained or give it to the enemy team.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Well, you are a witch after all.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Yep, I've been saving after the initial opening and rerolling. Some additional sprays or voice aren't simply worth the price.
And I can always use the shards to craft any remaining skins I would like.

SniperWish
SniperWish

It's shit, just get Barbed Shot.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Yeah, I guessed as such. I'm just thinking if there is any possible reason to pick it.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I'd say at least one reroll is worth it right now while you're rolling in stimpack gold.

The +50 gold from each QM win stacks up.

Unless you don't have 30k-50k spare gold for meme mounts already saved, I don't see the pointing in penny pinching. Rolling the higher quality shit now will mean more shards later on when you eventually roll them again. There is a lot of shit filler in the non-white item pools, so you need to clean them out while you still can.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

chasing someone who is not even a quarter of health with the character that does probably the least damage in the game

you WHAT

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

unless you don't have 30k-50k spare gold

I only have about 8k right now, although I see what you mean about more shards later. Even so I do mainly care more about getting the heroes more than the skins.

Methnerd
Methnerd

No reason:
Barbed Shot lets you clear waves and mercs pretty fast and Unstable Poison could be viable but has been repetitively nerfed and is outshined by Barbed Shot, which also synergizes very well with Overflowing Quiver.
I can tell what's viable in her talent build if you ask.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Yeah, save away then.

People have different priorities when it comes to grinding. My OCD makes me want to 100% the whole shop, not just heroes. Can't buy heroes with shards anyway.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I don't understand how to use Artanis's basic abilities

JunkTop
JunkTop

For Aiur.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

How many hours until Nexus event week 2?

StonedTime
StonedTime

all chat still isnt enabled

Why tho

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

if it was I would only spam Leotric quotes to the enemy

Snarelure
Snarelure

No idea. EU chat has some memers who complain but I don't think they actually play the game. The groups are usually a positive experience
It's qm who gives a shit just join

whereismyname
whereismyname

Have you tried plugging in your keyboard, before using it?

Playboyize
Playboyize

tfw slowly starting to get addicted to chest opening
i never though i would fall for shit like that.
i hope i don't get to a point where i start to spend real money for this shit.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Q to clear waves and try to kill low runners.
W all the time on CD mash that shit niqqa
Try to E when you can and get comfortable with it's spacing and speed. Once you get even better with it you can start trying to combo it during Q dash for sicc ganks but just starting out you'll just warp yourself into the enemy team and die like Illidan.

Laser- Drop it on someone immobile or a priority target to either force them to disengage or start dragging it through their team
Blind - Cast it whenever.

Ults are global so you can use them to help teammates on the other side of the map.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

just use the
A qp
w
combo

cum2soon
cum2soon

W-what's this?

Supergrass
Supergrass

Pajamathur

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I thought I was supposed to let the Q bring me back only if I wanted to and instead swap myself in to stick to the target or do something crazy, and tried to use W to charge out of the first part of the Q.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

all level 55

Someone post that 5555x5555 yugioh jpg

Booteefool
Booteefool

It's shit for characters I don't have.

farquit
farquit

Azmodunk

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Buy Dehaka and have fun fag.

MPmaster
MPmaster

he didn't pick the tank / bruiser pack

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

shit

I don't think that word means what you think it means

Spoiler: It means poop

takes2long
takes2long

Where is my Dva skin quest

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

5 may nigga

Supergrass
Supergrass

Right now

Playboyize
Playboyize

Any specialist or tank streamers? Everyone I watch just plays assassin.

hairygrape
hairygrape

There was a GM tank streamer i was watching but i fucking forgot his name only remember his looks

Buzzcut with glasses soft skinny lanky looking guy

Inmate
Inmate

i usually just shitpost in Veeky Forums game chat because im too afraid that people would hate me for not being good

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

so whats the to go build with nazeebo?

i cant really decide and just switch it up every game

FastChef
FastChef

missypwns on twitch

Supergrass
Supergrass

Same but I dont even talk just post stupid emojis

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

tfw laser keeps getting recast because of illusions
Definitely know what I'm picking against Samuros now.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Oops forgot my shitty webm.

Techpill
Techpill

what?????

eGremlin
eGremlin

wew.

askme
askme

nice waiting time

FastChef
FastChef

Enemy illusions count as heroes for quests and ability effects.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

What's the problem with picking nova? She does a lot of burst, and her global ult is cool.
Also infinite mana

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Because Zeratul and Valeera do it better.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Your arrow will also be basically the only thing you contribute to teamfights besides occasionally DOT, or pellet gunning someone for a 4th of their health at best

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

see that skin for the first time
think "fuck yeah, space jam"
literally everyone calls it Azmodunk
not "Azmojam"

Seriously, WHY is it not Azmojam

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

AzmoJAM came as a response to people calling Q kills dunks so nobody calls it Azmojam when they're already calling Qs "dunks".

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

less than 30% winratio on brexit holdout/warhead/mememura

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

thats a cute elf

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Who else here is /HYPE/ for DVA to literally ruin another game

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

tfw still can't do better than 33% on Cursed Hollow

JunkTop
JunkTop

I think Horsepants likes to play Probius.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

i have 70% of cursed hollow but i main slug

girlDog
girlDog

someone thought hanamura would be fun

They could've made an actual CP map.
They could've made an actual PL map where you push the cart into the enemy base.

I would even take a hots-ified cs_office where I have to save the raven city hostages from gravelord isis.

But this?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

are some maps disabled in quick play ? I seem to always play the same 4 or 5

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

gab a slut

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

There's a much smaller rotation because of Hanamura release right now, yes.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

WEEK 2 NEXUS STARTS WHEN?!

Emberfire
Emberfire

Made one relatively successful HoTS video in SFM
Too lazy to do any more animation work

Someone give me some sort of reaction image to recreate in SFM.

takes2long
takes2long

are all maps in unranked mode ? I'm not bad at this game but i only played quickplay with friends who at my level or a bit worse than me

Techpill
Techpill

2nd/3rd.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

play with chat off
lane partner stops for a few seconds now and then, clearly typing out something for me

Flameblow
Flameblow

At least you guys got up to 60-70% on some maps...

likme
likme

Mainly because of this video which is what popularized the meme that ultimately made the skin.
youtube.com/watch?v=GXRGqiOdC5k

FastChef
FastChef

That guy who complains nonstop telling you to dive the backline even though they're not out of position and they're perfectly protected by their team
There is never an opportunity to go in on them; any attempt just leads to instant death, so you just focus on the front line
"IF YOU HAVE TIME TO HIT LEORIC JUST DIVE CHROMIE FFS"

Literally only Zeratul can do this shit. Stop whining you entitled assholes you have no idea how hard this is

Emberfire
Emberfire

To be honest, I'm kind of shocked I am anywhere near 60% on any of them. I didn't really notice myself doing better on any of them. Figured I was just 50/50 or lower.

On the other hand, I thought I was doing well on Sky Temple and Blackheart's Bay because I liked those maps. Turns out I was wrong on both ends.

SniperWish
SniperWish

how do I destroy an enemy Zagara's creep?

Supergrass
Supergrass

aoe spells, aim for the center

DeathDog
DeathDog

What's the proper talent selection for Lunara?

Mainly curious about 1, 4, and 16

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

guys I have a question
If I'm running away from people as Zagara, enter a Nidus worm and my chasers kill the worm before I emerge from the other side, do I die too?
or am I safe once I'm in whatever happens?

Supergrass
Supergrass

Only if you share the video that you made

iluvmen
iluvmen

WELL WHAT IS IT

Evilember
Evilember

Why are people allowed to play Vikings in QM?

lol first game vikings XD
lose
You shouldn't be able to pick Vikings in anything until you are at least Master rank.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

just a game bro

Inmate
Inmate

get 2 russians who keep being retarded and dying
yes 1v5 is a smart idea

TechHater
TechHater

No. Once you're in the worm, you're safe.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

i wish creep would actually be more visible, it barely does shit to the normal ground but looks amazing on the anubis altar and other buildings

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

If it's your only worm on the field when it gets killed, you will emerge there, I believe. Otherwise you're safe in the network.

Emberburn
Emberburn

How do you expect people to improve at Vikings otherwise? Bot games? LAN skirmishes? If anything you should be glad that they're not shitting up ladder.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

please answer
strawpoll.me/12871063

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

tfw masters
never played Vikings

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

How do I build le muscly dickgirl?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Nova did the smart play actually, she got the purifier beam reset by killing murky

Lunatick
Lunatick

I presume you mean Sonya. She should fixate on autoattacks for the most part, maybe talenting into the improved heal on whirlwind or better Slam damage to compensate if there's blinders around.

If you mean Johanna, the answer is Johanna doesn't matter what talents she has anymore, she has exactly one job (neutralize autoattackers) and she can do it without talents.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Dive constantly
Run away if you can't heal more damage than you take

likme
likme

Sure.

It's almost 2 years old and shit, but it got lots of popularity on reddit

youtube.com/watch?v=-IGNzLvCkqk

Snarelure
Snarelure

so when is Varian getting nerfed?
his protected bullshit is retarded

StonedTime
StonedTime

when is the next hero rotation isnt today 1/5?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

mfw our tank keeps telling us to focus on their damage dealer
While he keeps telling me that I'm wrong for calming that we should focus their support

Lunatick
Lunatick

Tomorrow, new rotations starts Tuesdays not Monday

farquit
farquit

despite her looking like this, she does not look like this at all in the mobile/phone game Marvel Future Fight.

was in the general when satanna got released, could stop laughing at the nerds who flipped shit over her not having enough tit flesh exposed.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Estimated Wait: 186s
Elapsed Time: 321s

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

All this protect in the game is getting pretty stupid

RumChicken
RumChicken

it's the most retarded status effect in the game
remove it from everyone but Medivh and replace Varian and Genji's with 75 armor or some shit

or just make Varian's talent remove a charge from Parry and increase it's cooldown

Flameblow
Flameblow

you balance like a retarded League player
protected is fine as it is

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

go away Varian

Soft_member
Soft_member

What team comp has the potential to be the most unkillable?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Why do people hate d.va again?

takes2long
takes2long

She is a succubus, it would be weird to not have her tit flesh exposed

RumChicken
RumChicken

t. buttblasted hordebabby

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I've been playing a lot of Muradin even though he's basic as hell I find him fun as fuck with so much tankyness and stun ability.

I hear a lot of people say Arthas is a great tank. Is he fun too? If so what's the basic rundown on how to build him?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

is xul any good as a summoner? not sure if I should buy xul, zeratul, alarak or maybe samuro?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I have never heard of anyone actually hating D.Va. A group of people who foolishly hyped themselves up for Deathwing might have lashed out against her, and then there's people who probably only know about her through memes (e.g. Gremlin D.Va) and find her distasteful on that merit, but nearly everyone I've heard from either likes her or is generally neutral.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

You aren't worthy of 00 Dehaka

FastChef
FastChef

EU queue times

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

memes aside, will this game die?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Not as long as blizzard maintains control of it.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Probably not in the next year or so. I'd hazard a guess of three years before it falls into a decline and dies for good.

takes2long
takes2long

chogall sure is balanced

Emberfire
Emberfire

why do retards do this, blizzard games are the best supported ones in the industry these days

sc2 still gets esports shit and content and patches 7+ years since its launch, enjoy the fucking ride and stop talking about "its gonna decline and die"

StonedTime
StonedTime

just do % damage to him

TreeEater
TreeEater

what's up with EU queue times

Lunatick
Lunatick

Sadly, nope.

His skeletons are always an afterthought to everything.

idontknow
idontknow

nearly everyone I've heard from
pretending that is credible support for defending an overshit loli

/owg/

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

hehe xD QP

girlDog
girlDog

I love Cho'Gall being OP. They're fun as all fuck and since they were UP their entire existence until the buff, they 100% deserve the time in the limelight.

THE HOUR OF TWILIGHT IS AT HAND

StonedTime
StonedTime

any pick that literally wins the game 1v5 because nobody picked that one nigger character that counters it shouldnt be allowed in qp

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

pssssh, Twilight calls, kiddo

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

only Veeky Forums fags want her. so hopefully in WoW, where she fucking belongs

Spamalot
Spamalot

t.retarded genji main

Nojokur
Nojokur

blizzard games are the best supported ones in the industry these days
my shit is the top turd in the sewer

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

losing against AI
Look at this wood 5 fag

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

What the fuck did they do to Greymane? Why did they change his second Ult into just generic damage?

iluvmen
iluvmen

I'm Gay

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

1. Take Giant Killer or other %-based abilities/talents.
2. Don't fight him alone.
3. ???
4. Kill him.

Cho'Gall's team is also down a body, use that to your advantage instead of constantly streaming into his face. This also goes for chasing him after a fight. If you can't actually take on the damage he shits out, don't chase him and let him turn it around. If he thought he could take you, he wouldn't have run off to take slow potshots from the fog.

Only newbies and baddies who can't stop diving 1v5 or 1v1'ing him think he's OP because they don't know how to play the game.

He's like Hammer where nobody picks him in comp except as a last pick when there are no counter-picks because he can be counter-picked like fucking crazy and be nothing but a big meat pinata.

viagrandad
viagrandad

It deals a tremendous % of CURRENT HP damage (not maximum HP damage like every other effect in the game).
Hitting someone at full health does a lot more than hitting them at low health.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Yeah, but I liked the debuff since it was persistent and helped in teamfights (even if knocking a solid chunk of somebody's HP out is still decent).

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I thought the meme with Cho'gall was that he couldn't be picked in draft games.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Diden't even charge up the fist to heal himself
Shit Cho'gall

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Player rage quits after we lose the first set of objectives
Win the 4 v 5
mfw

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

this webm means nothing
that chogall is SHIT

Emberfire
Emberfire

bots are better than some people to be honest

Snarelure
Snarelure

start game
see 7min queue timer
quit game again

wake me up when the game stops being dead as fuck

hairygrape
hairygrape

What mode?

TechHater
TechHater

tfw when you dc in the middle of a rough game only to reconnect and see that the bot has turned the game around

eGremlin
eGremlin

I only posted it to emphasise the "Don't fight him alone" bit.

As you can see, I was immediately trying to run away when the Kharazim decided to commit and Cho'Gall took a 50% HP bar hit from the getgo. Still lost the Kharazim. I probably wouldn't have won a 1v1.

Supergrass
Supergrass

he doesn't know how to give his life for aiur
laffin

Inmate
Inmate

So, week 1 nexus challenge rewards suck. What are week 2 awards?

SniperGod
SniperGod

A police bike mount.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

D.va cycle

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

You just need two people to pick him at the same time. This is just to prevent somebody people picking Cho or Gall and then be left hanging. I only know this because I still get people picking Cho'Gall in ranked.

Booteefool
Booteefool

a hella epic d.va skin!

Spamalot
Spamalot

Artanis can easily 1v1(2?) Cho'gall if he goes triple strike + titan slayer

Inmate
Inmate

There is no 1v1 in any Cho'gall scenario.

He's two heroes. Fighting him alone is a 1v2 inherently.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

who is best girl and why is it auriel

WebTool
WebTool

""""quick"""" match

FastChef
FastChef

Valeera
enemy Alarak
tries to stab me
Vanish is
Unreavealed but still silenced
he stands there for 2 seconds while the silence wears off
stab him
Nothing personnel

iluvmen
iluvmen

what's your native language

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

the gods demand that you post more my dude

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Yeah, just have to reach lv 16 first.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

The Butcher can 1v2 him if Cho is an utter fucking fool, but the Butcher can 1v1 literally anyone if they're fools about it.

HELLO I AM EATING YOUR FACE YOU SHOULD PROBABLY WALK IN THE OTHER DIRECTION
NO? OK I KEEP EATING FACE

TreeEater
TreeEater

600 secs queue for QM

Whats going on?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Varian on the other team
lose
dude just stun him for 10 seconds straight lmao

RavySnake
RavySnake

Swahili

eGremlin
eGremlin

Exactly.

Pubs usually see one body and think "I can take him" and then get obliterated.

Bidwell
Bidwell

for you tfw I can't post some of the real good shit I got

Emberfire
Emberfire

how do you walk away from his 3 second point and click stun
making lambs to the lamb also a silence was such a stupid decision

Flameblow
Flameblow

Everyone moved to unranked

w8t4u
w8t4u

Really? I just want fast games without wasting time in draft for fuck sake.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

In all seriousness who the fuck gives a perma stealth character a point and click stun what good can come of this why is Valeera even in this game who the fuck cares about her as a character even

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Ok even I'll admit that's hot as fuck
stupid sexy angel ass bullshit

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

nice t.argument

Nojokur
Nojokur

Eh. I guess. Who can pull off the look though? Tracer? Raynor?

Oh boy.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

but you can post a link my guy

Bidwell
Bidwell

Cho'gall can wait out the silence and then fist himself away, but yeah. If you get Chain'd you get eaten if your mobility is just "walk away".

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

She's good for ganking a squishy.

And then immediately dying as the entire team turns and burns

Soft_member
Soft_member

it's a lot of really gay shit tbq, avoid it, only good thing to come out of that tumblr ever

5mileys
5mileys

whats the best summoner now? one that can relly only on minions

w8t4u
w8t4u

She is a representation of a WOW rogue, the same way Varian is a WOW Warrior. They like making WOW kits into characters.

Apparently, she's pretty spot on.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

tfw no Hunter kit character

w8t4u
w8t4u

HOTS doesn't have a proper summoner. Zag is the closest, but her minions are more like just general spells.

She's also a bit mediocre right now.

Azmo is second.

iluvmen
iluvmen

As a long time wow player, all the WoW classes characters are my favourite

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

prove he's op in 30 words or less
I'll wait

farquit
farquit

as for the other lewds I got them off of rule34 searches but they aren't there anymore

but here are some lewds that are assured
yedgartnsfw.tumblr.com/post/149160840544
yedgartnsfw.tumblr.com/post/149114418844/auriel-and-beleth-because-yes

RumChicken
RumChicken

he's good vs kael thas or similar that you can reposition and your team reks, in higher leagues players will cleanse him though, but hes still viable vs no cleanse supports like lucio

Nojokur
Nojokur

Rexxar

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Too bad this game really, really didn't need a Rogue kit in it.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Beastial Wrath
Mend Pet
Feign Death talent

Barely Hunter related. He doesn't play like a Hunter. He's a tank.

happy_sad
happy_sad

What does she actually bring to this game besides giving people nostalgia for getting instantly destroyed by Rogues in Vanilla (who were also totally not broken at all according to the ones playing Rogues)

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

THANKS BLIZZ

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

It's 2vs5 and why shouldn't you lose if you don't dedicate at least one character to counter two of your enemies?
By the way, he gets countered by
Artanis, %damage, sturdy and good swaps are twice as valuable
Anub, stunlock city, spellshield and cocoon just completely takes them out of the fight
Diablo, %damage at level 1, good spellshield and his displacement is twice as valuable
Falstad, giant killer and gust
Leoric, lots of percentage damage and Entomb is super valuable again
Lunara, giant killer and an ok spellshield though she's divable
Valla, %damage and a good spellshield once again, though divable
Greymane, high damage in general, %damage AAs and Ult, rips through Cho like nothing
Raynor, %damage but easy to dive
Tychus, %damage for days, displacement, good spellshield, tears through Cho's health like wet paper
10/65 characters are VERY good against Cho.
That's only the characters that are explicitely good because of high health/range in addition to % damage.
There's also
Thrall with Giant Killer and massive self healing, but it's melee only so he may have problems against good a Cho
Rag who can do between 4.5% to 2.25% health damage per second against Cho, with massive self healing. Melee again, same as Thrall.
Warbringer Varian, 5% every 6 seconds and really sturdy. Melee again, though he's sticky as hell.
NuTass with a bad talent. 20% health damage and a bunch of other utility. Guess what, he enables a lot of the other Cho counters, too.
Xul, %damage on W and ult later on, also has roots, attackspeed slows and might option into decreased healing so his sustain Cho's sustain is not as high
Rehgar, though he's melee, but it's a quick 5% every 5 seconds and his high mobility means it's easy to stay away from Cho
Cassia with enough CC on her side, martial law is strong and she mitigates 1/2 of Cho'galls by default
Vikings, though no one ever takes that talent
So we're at 18/65 heroes that can be good against Cho. Apply yourself.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Shouldn't ever be hit by lamb if Gall knows what he's doing, he can still shove Cho while he's stunned and it's far enough to escape lamb nigh always.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

please delete this image, Johanna has smaller than average breasts and is very sensitive about it and would be offended by this image.

If you are to make an OP featuring Johanna in the future, please make sure to post an image that highlights her best features, such as her stunning beauty, great personality, and amazing sense of humor rather than posting an image that makes her feel uncomfortable.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Girl that appear flat in armor are always packing huge racks behind it.

Nojokur
Nojokur

I would fundamentally disagree with Diablo vs. Cho'Gall, Diablo's specialty is using his large size and massive HP pool to bully enemies around which backfires completely against someone with more HP and damage than himself, who has two escapes to get out of bodyblocking.
Also Cho'Gall is just too deadly for the vikings to ever be considered, they get obliterated by Gall's outrageous DPS in the blink of an eye.

girlDog
girlDog

She's not flat, just smaller than average! Please stop making such a big deal out of it, you're making her very uncomfortable!

eGremlin
eGremlin

Valeera feels so much better with 120 Energy but it feels like getting 20 orbs takes forever; especially on maps where the objectives don't give them like Towers of Memes.

Methshot
Methshot

not an arguement ;)

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

level 20 advantage
shit chogal

That really doesn't show anything

cum2soon
cum2soon

the only time you need more energy if you are playing here like solo assasin
if you play with the team doing stun combos or setups you wont need extra energy
so the best talents are slow poison for 5 sec slow and block if they have heavy aa
debate me

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Leoric
Butcher
Artanis
Tychus
Spider Nazeebo

Best counters by far for cho'gall. Each of them can kill him alone.

StonedTime
StonedTime

why are stacks allowed?

iluvmen
iluvmen

Game is good good, servers are bustling with life.

Lunatick
Lunatick

thank me later
auriel lewds

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

So I get that 3 second silence is amazing on lambs but it only really gets good at 20
Isn't blowing up a squishy instantly with furnace blast more value till 20

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

No. Lamb is better throughout the course of the match because you shouldn't be solo killing anyone before your quest is done anyway.

MPmaster
MPmaster

When will blizz add a woman to HOTS who's got meat on her bones?

TechHater
TechHater

There's already playable fatties, user.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

..................................

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Butcher's biggest problem is that you can just Like dude just walk away lmao hahaha. Lamb prevents that, especially on highly mobile characters who aren't so mobile anymore once they're silenced.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

DAILY REMINDER THAT WE STILL DON'T HAVE:

AKAMA
LADY VASHJ
MEKKATORQUE
MAIEV
HOGGER
VELEN
LEI SHEN
GROM
CAIRNE
MALYGOS
KEL'THUZAD
DEATHWING
GARROSH
TARAN ZHU
TIRION
GARITHOS
AZSHARA
AYSA
WRATHON
THARIFAS
VARIMATHRAS
MAL'GANIS
CENARIUS
MANNOROTH
JI FIREPAW
ARCHIMONDE
ALLERIA
ANDUIN

MENGSK
TOSH
ULREZAJ
KARAX
FENIX
VORAZUN
SELENDIS
ROHANA
STUKOV
SWANN
WARFIELD/FIREBAT
OVERMIND
REIGEL
MATT HORNER
PRINCE VALERIAN
TALANDAR

AIDAN
D1 SORCERER
D2 DRUID
D2 PALADIN
D2 ASSASSIN
BAAL
MEPHISTO
COW KING
CYDAEA
ENCHANTRESS
SCOUNDREL
MALTHAEL
TEMPLAR
DIABLO 1 ROGUE
HELLFIRE BARB
BELIAL
DECKARD CAIN
TATHAMET
IMPERIUS

SARLAC
TOMATOR
FANG
SCORCH
KYLE VLAROS (BLACKTHORNE)
SNAKE SANDERS (ROCKnROLL)
SUPERMAN

FUCK OVERWATCH Honestly though wouldn't mind Junkrat, Ana, Winston or Reinhardt BUT THAT'S IT!

w8t4u
w8t4u

Wow thats a nice BRAAAAAAP butt picture

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

But furnace blast let's you do that
Take out a high value target and worst case scenario lose the 5 stacks you just got after their team focuses you down

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

yw

takes2long
takes2long

unzips dick

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

This list is basically "just focus chogal with %talents" which doesn't work outside bronzeland because there other 3 players healing him or enabling him

Also Diablo life leach is absolutely the shittiest bronziest talent in the game, by the time you attack chogal 3 times he already drained half of diablo hp, 1% per hit is only 80 hp near level 20 on a chogal, it's shit.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Squishies don't get a chance to respond to charge furnace aa cheapshot aa
Hell most tanks dont

w8t4u
w8t4u

wanting sticks or women who can't be a good mother
lmao

Emberfire
Emberfire

We're going to have this shit map rotation for another TWO FUCKING WEEKS
With it continuing on with a "diluted" map pool for a few weeks after

2.0 WAS A FUCKING MISTAKE

I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF TOWERS OF MEMES
BRAXIS MEMEOUT
INFERNAL MEMES
AND MEMEAMURA

FUCKING GIVE ME MINES AND DRAGON SHRINE BACK JESUS H. CHRIST ABOVE PLEASE

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Is the netcode of this game made of breadsticks and spit?

I never DC from anything ever, my internet line is solid as a rock, but I DC from 3/4 games is this shit.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Blizzard is a struggling indie dev and they don't have the money to run 3 US servers

StonedTime
StonedTime

wanting women who'll die early of heart problems

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

caring about women who've fulfilled their motherly duty
Gas every woman above 30 and every man when they stop working
That way we have less useless cunts

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Stitches

Firespawn
Firespawn

qm
my team has duo pt
enemy is 4 team premade

thx blizz

Spamalot
Spamalot

get leddit lucio
get black leddit lucio in the next loot boxes

Skullbone
Skullbone

estimated wait time: 273 s
elapsed time: 444 s

eGremlin
eGremlin

queue HL
Hanamura
alt+f4

why can't blizzard release stuff that doesn't suck for weeks

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

estimated wait 367s
What the fuck did they do?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

murky takes bribe
gets pissed when you ask him to use it
why do these autismos even play lmaooooooo

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

He plays like a Beast Master Hunter desperately trying to fight something stronger than him by kiting and having his pet draw aggro all the time. If the pet dies, everything immediatley goes to shit and you better be able to freezing trap that shit or youre fucked.
t. Hunter who tried to solo Ring of Blood in Outland

Nojokur
Nojokur

SUPERMAN

Every time.

cum2soon
cum2soon

implications

If only we could blacklist maps, or something.

takes2long
takes2long

waiting on nexus challenge reset

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

having issues with chogall
Sure is bronze in here

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

ironic

iluvmen
iluvmen

2 games - 2 DCs

I mean, I like the game, playing support in this game is fun, but I can't get invested when I know the bots are playing my hero 25% of the game..

likme
likme

tfw 10 minute queues for qm on eu

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

can't 1 Vs 1 him
Nice balance HosTards.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Any idea if you can complete this weeks quest next week also? Or if it's gone for good?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

you can never 1V1 him. you 2v1 him. since he's 2 players.

takes2long
takes2long

Maybe you should invest in a not-shitty internet connection then, pleb.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

how does laning work in hots, do I just go wherever the fuck I want?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

gone for good
now or never

Bidwell
Bidwell

WHAT A LIAR!!! NIGGER JEW!!!!

RumChicken
RumChicken

Why are the queues suddenly so fucking long?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Kind of.

Outside of the solo lane things are pretty flexible, at least relative to League, for better or worse. Not sure about the other mobas.

hairygrape
hairygrape

All the newfags got tired of Memeamura and Towers of Memes.

RavySnake
RavySnake

2.0 literally killed the game.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

autism went out of style three month ago

find something else to meme about "user"

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Basically, it doesnt matter where you go, so long as you got a teammate in at least each lane to soak up xp.

whereismyname
whereismyname

ded game, everyone quit because it's utter shit

Illusionz
Illusionz

i dont even lurk here im from reddit and at most pol what is this game even about

askme
askme

No point in playing when you can't even play spider queen.

cum2soon
cum2soon

But not being able to play the worst map in the game is a good thing user.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

got into game ~20 seconds after taking this
it's a 5 man team vs 2 man team and 3 randoms
5 man team has far higher account levels
Thanks Blizzard. I'll be doing the rest of my quests in vs AI alone

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

you seem to have mistaken spider tombs for hanamura

i woudl take spider tits map over hanamura

takes2long
takes2long

excitement of free skins wears off
realization it's still the game shallow game
everybody goes back to their other game(s)
ribbit says we need another ten gimmicky maps
or something equally as retarded
life goes on

Tomb
bad
no

Emberburn
Emberburn

Nah, that's the best one. These two lane maps are shit especially braxis and hanamura, hanamura looks nice though but it's a shit map.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I like Braxis Holdout, but then I thrive best in teamfights that aren't far from lane (Dragon Shire is my best map by a whopping 15%)

Booteefool
Booteefool

Spider Queen is Hanamura
Spider Queen is Braxis
Spider Queen is Garden of Too Long

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

wait - 371
time - 694
gee sure is dead game here in EU

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

2.0 is feeling more and more like the final nails to the coffin.

whereismyname
whereismyname

play 8 games quest
win 3 games quest
get put against 5 man teams after 10 minute queues
I guess I'm doing only AI until they fix this shit

Evilember
Evilember

holiday in the EU
longer queues than ever
what the fuck did they do
surely more people should be playing today than usual so they should be shorter

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Just won my first match, never played MOBA's before, and I had this soundtrack blasting in the background made the whole match intense as fuck, feels good

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

idk what's happening with EU qm, but unranked has way better queue times

girlDog
girlDog

korean 5man team shitting up EU QM
even using varian as tank since the other team won't then get a tank

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

get matched with a nova player
they expect people to contest objectives alone and fail to grasp the concept of soaking experience points

FastChef
FastChef

What were you listening to, user?

JunkTop
JunkTop

interstellar's soundtrack

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

am I crazy
or did they tweak Kerri's face recently

Valla
Excellent taste, desu.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

blocking out your name
ur lucky kiddo, i was getting ready to firebomb your house

MPmaster
MPmaster

jesus christ is playing zul'jin supposed to make you feel like you're edging like a god

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

what can I say I'm a shy boy

massdebater
massdebater

there's a shitload of people thou
something is going on

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

am I crazy
or did they tweak Kerri's face recently
they did
the picture i posted was from the tracer trailer i think but people compared her face and it's definitely slightly different now

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

wow 2.0 is great im having fun
bug causes high queue times
I FUCKING KNEW THIS DEAD ASS GAME WAS A DISASTER ALL ALONG LOL BLIZZDRONES WILL DEFENDS THIS

Calm down screamers its being addressed

likme
likme

ye

I know it just slipped my mind until now

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

wow 2.0 is great im having fun
Said no one ever

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

queue up
instant pomp with proper team comp
[email protected]

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

not enjoying all dem heroes

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

wow 2.0 is great look at all these improvements to things that matter
uh

screamers
wowg pls go

Emberfire
Emberfire

2.0 is literally the same as two weeks ago except with loot boxes and genji all over.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Just get Tyrande's skin :^)

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

i don't even play kerrigan
FUCK

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I've gotten, like, 9 Nova skin/tints.

Prior to 2.0 she was the only hero I didn't own.

Then I got her out of a crate and didn't re-roll because it had bugfu Zagara in it.

eGremlin
eGremlin

proper trait and ult for kerrigan when?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

yeah same user

>>>>>>>>widowmaker nova
just ufck

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

that fucking face
how did it get released?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

lmao dat face

Playboyize
Playboyize

give me all of your sylvanas tips RIGHT NOW

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

they never removed an ability to put in another, ever.
closest being raynor which got his passive switched with 2 talents

Skullbone
Skullbone

but I'm having fun
that's enough for me DESU, it's really great as a new player

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Back in 1.0, you could just AFK in beginner AI with 4 AI teammates and they would win the game for you and you'd not get kicked for inactivity.

Can you still do this in 2.0?

idontknow
idontknow

I got a tip for Sylvanas RIGHT HERE
*unzips dick*

eGremlin
eGremlin

Nope.

They changed this aftet last year's recruit a friend promotion.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Johanna is for _______!

5mileys
5mileys

why the fuck would you want to do that?
is 20 gold worth it to you?

askme
askme

Kerri's trait is fine
Her ults are really lackluster though. Ultralisk is down there with some of the worst in the game, like Raynor's Raiders, Null Gate, Longboat Raid and Lightning Breath

DeathDog
DeathDog

Breeding

Side note: Is Gazlowe good yet?

5mileys
5mileys

On Braxis and Sky temple.

Thats it.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Being useless

Soft_member
Soft_member

He's not good on Objectamura? Feels bad man

Bidwell
Bidwell

Yeah, but only on Abathur and Leoric from level 1, unless I'm mistaken.

It's a lazy way to clear out dailies.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Dehaka legendary
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

He requirea standing around in one spot to throw down turrets.

Hanamura is a fucking wander around in the jungle aimlessly for 20 minute map and is too mobile for him.

Illusionz
Illusionz

qm queue pops
see abathur on my team
alt f4
get no leaver penalty and requeue

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

AD MORTEM INIMICUS!

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Nimbus cloud

Soft_member
Soft_member

Dynamite wombo build isn't good anymore? I just wanna play the gobbo mech man :<

Nojokur
Nojokur

for honor is shit

likme
likme

Keep in mind that I mean good in a competitive sense.

QM anything goes.

Bidwell
Bidwell

sylvanas

Techpill
Techpill

just put around random slowing turrets in the jungle to piss off people trying to rotate
game is about having fun

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

fuck quick meme

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I picked the flex pack

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Is the dva quest up yet or not? A lot of people in the in-game chat seem to think it is

Skullbone
Skullbone

What is the best hero for having fun but still winning games?

Flameblow
Flameblow

spot me skeeter

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

It's really really good. Ubisoft is just shit. The framework around the game is all bad decisions but the core is very enjoyable. Things like ubisoft's business model, gear having stats the steel grind and so on and so forth. Aside from that heroes like conq need more combos because they just spam bash whenever they heavy you. Pray you're not in a corner when that happens cause then it's just a long loop of losing stamina and health.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Versus AI quest isn't tracking completions
am I just shit out of luck?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Thinking of grabbing Azmodan, any opinions?

whereismyname
whereismyname

tfw lose game because sylvanas is more interested in pushing than going after tribute

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

He only has good skins.

MPmaster
MPmaster

right she had possession at release
well then they did it once

SniperWish
SniperWish

Dunk on em.

happy_sad
happy_sad

It's time to slam.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

once is enough for you to be wrong
you should admit to it
besides it wasn't just once, they also changed murky,tychus, and sonya
tfw non-betalets will NEVER experience summoner tychus

Illusionz
Illusionz

This has happened to me. I don't understand why people do this, it's just a game.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Abathur used to only have one ulti, they added in the split push one at some point

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Where do i find friends to play this game with?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

not inting to make sure slug loses

questionable desu

viagrandad
viagrandad

Chat

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

old summoner tychus is gone
old shreds entire enemy teams by himself tychus is gone
now weve got a tychus who relies on his trait to do any real damage to anyone
his trait is affected by silences.
fucking end me please.

girlDog
girlDog

Player that doesn't even quick cast
ye ye ye ye dropped

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

not playing solo like a man

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Anyone have tips and tricks for Samuro's illusion master ult?

DeathDog
DeathDog

Kerrigan has the Lisa Ann body
got 3-4 kerrigan skins including one of each succubus skin
she's one of my highest WR
my 2nd most played
but she still isn't a waifu because she killed Fenix
r-right guys?

girlDog
girlDog

hots
friends

Techpill
Techpill

shit map rotation
Literally the best maps except Hanamura in and angel vs demon out

How can you have such shit taste?

JunkTop
JunkTop

When is new hero rotation?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I have very little friends and if I told them I played this game they'd probably want to cut ties with me.

Emberburn
Emberburn

who?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Not bad for a female artwork

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Towers
Infernal
two of the best maps tho

ye exactly

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

but the core is very enjoyable
it really isn't
it's a game of sit and stare if neither has an unblockable bash
feints are a joke

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

So D.va is going to be a ranged tank with mobility, attack move and a burst aoe ultimate, which is totally not cancerous design at all

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

And 2 health bars.
And the projectile block.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Ye sonya.

takes2long
takes2long

That's pretty fine.

likme
likme

DAILY REMINDER
TANKS WINS GAMES

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Is she already on PTR?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

No, but given how absurdly pushed the memewatch heroes are and if they stick to her design in the actual game, that's the overloaded pile of cancer we're getting next, because Mobility Weeb just wasn't unfun enough

idontknow
idontknow

favourite hero is artanis
en taro zeratul
want to play him every game
sic swaps
I can dance all day but team doesn't want to group or rotate or do proper lane assignments
ridiculous shit like lucio/ Morales up top against a solo dehaka while the objective is close to bot
have to play carry to force my mmr up to a high enough position till I can get decent teammates

Emberfire
Emberfire

youtube.com/watch?v=xzpndHtdl9A

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

stick to the actual design
D.va
Range

she stops being threatening once you move more than two feet away from her.

Although her main weakness of a bigass head critbox isn't going to be present in this game, so she still might wind up being pretty strong.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

mfw D.VA gets a projectile removal beam
mfw all those projectile ults are all going to get absorbed

askme
askme

sick of getting fucked by stiches and butcher
pick leoric
straight up bully them in 1v1s, healing from them is fucking massive and the cooldown is super short when specced for it
they try to leave
entomb

entomb has to be one of my favorite fucking abilities, just the absolute helplessness while you barrel down on them with your fucking huge mace

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

considering genji can't deflect projectile ults like he can in ow I don't think they're going to let d.va just straight up delete them

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Bagged and tagged.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

how long until they nerf probius

I want to buy him but I don't know how hard he's gonna get hit

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

If only we could have both entomb and the pimp walk.

Techpill
Techpill

what's going on with queue times?

hairygrape
hairygrape

nothing?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

People are fed up with Hanamura.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Post your favorite mounts.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Yasuo W
Hopefully not.

Wait until the next balance patch.

Supergrass
Supergrass

teammate chases kill instead of getting boss that would've won us the game
lol its just qm just a game bro XD
ok
go split push and ignore teamfights
WTF WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT??
but i thought it was just a game

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

But user, they already locked into "Team Dumbass". Doubling up on that role is breaking the meta.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

holiday
takes 6 mins to find a game

How dead is this game?

hairygrape
hairygrape

get hanashit
never get on the payload
just trying to make the game more like overwatch, pls don't flame me

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

The pool of Battlegrounds available in matchmaking game modes has been reduced until the week of May 15, 2017.

This has been done in order to help players find games on the newest Battleground, Hanamura, more often. Additionally, this should help newer players acclimate to Heroes of the Strom more easily, without forcing them to learn all 13 Battlegrounds at once.

After May 15, the Battleground pool will be updated, """but will remain reduced for several more weeks."""

what is up with this retarded decision?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Blizzshills are in full dmg control saying servers are overloaded.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

It's fucking Holidays and the queue times are long like my dick.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Its the weekly ddos shit.

It will clear up by this evening (US time because EU a shit)

WebTool
WebTool

servers are overloaded
Or is it ddos.

Supergrass
Supergrass

I did admit it
I've been playing since alpha and I have no idea what summoner tychus is

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

pick sylvanas on quickmatch
get hanamura
be useless
banning maps when

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

They did the same thing during Machines of War.

SniperGod
SniperGod

oh boi, can't wait to play another month of hanamura

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

EU getting fucked right now.

Third worlders flooding the server admist a DDOS spree, overload.

No problems in US.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I kinda miss Garden of Terror.

farquit
farquit

last year
exam dates are gonna go up on the uni website
everyone tries to log in
tfw we ddos'd the uni website

iluvmen
iluvmen

introduction to heroes of the storm
dude check out abathur, cho'gall and vikings
look at how unique and interesting they are
look

ahhh
stop

Or maybe it's the weekly ddos thing. :^) hehe

Inmate
Inmate

How do i into zarya ?
im lost which talent to pick most of the time.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

they're banning maps for you ;^)

Illusionz
Illusionz

not just making it so players of a higher level can queue for more maps

fucking awful

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

2.0
Not taking Colossus Smash

I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

Fuck I spent like 45 minutes making this shit in SFM.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Friendly reminder to NEVER EVER EVER push the payload on Hanamura. They wanted overwatch, so you better give them the full overwatch experience.

FastChef
FastChef

sylvanas in hanamura
useless

Just ignore the first payload and push a couple forts down. Empowered payloads are worth way more.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Should I get into this game if I'm not a "casual" gamer like what I'm assuming this games demographic is like?
I'm just bored of Dota 2 at this point and looking for something else.
I know I can just try it out or whatever, but you people who've been playing it for a long time probably have better insight.

w8t4u
w8t4u

You've done a good thing.

eGremlin
eGremlin

I expect the DVa quest should go live within the hour.

My question is this: what is the fastest way to throw a match? I couldn't give a flying fuck about MOBAs, I'm only in it for the DVa skins.

So what should I do, just run to wherever I see enemy heroes and let them kill me? That gives the enemy lots of XP right?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Dota Laning is about as free as you'll get, smite is closer to lol

iluvmen
iluvmen

each of the 200 characters has a metric fuckton of skins
in overwatch only maybe like ~8 characters will get 1 new skin every few months

hm

Snarelure
Snarelure

Just play vs bots you faggot, it works on that shit.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Thanks for validating my autism man.

farquit
farquit

what is the fastest way to throw a match? I couldn't give a flying fuck about MOBAs, I'm only in it for the DVa skins.
You're literally cancer.

Techpill
Techpill

No it explicitly doesn't.

You can get the Genji skin through bots, the DVa skin requires 5 games against human opponents.

Emberburn
Emberburn

he plays overwatch, what did you expect

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Just ignore objective and stay in your lane farming minions.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

just queued for 27 minutes for qm

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Just play vs bots, don't be a retard and ruin other people's games.
Grab a specialist Sylv/Hammer and you'll win within 10 minutes

eGremlin
eGremlin

Blame Blizzard for hiding the best DVa skin behind this shit ASSFAGGOTS and then also making it so you can't get it through vs AI like you can Genji

I'm sure my teammates will be buttblasted that they're losing but IDGAF

People who like games like this aren't people

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

s a v e d

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

If you really don't care, then do this:

1:Get the Tanks / Bruisers bundle, and pick Leoric
2: Run to one of the enemy towers on the map and stay real close to it
3: Go AFK, since you respawn right next to it every time, the game will be lost quick due to the enemy XP advantage

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

overfag criticising other games

Ironing

idontknow
idontknow

Again since you MOBA players seem a bit slow: you can only get the first 5 matches for the genji skin through AI, you need to play people for DVa.

The page specifically says that for DVa you must play quick play, unranked, or ranked.

Is there a way to do this without wasting money?

Methnerd
Methnerd

want to get cable sonya skin
cant because muh featured skin

Supergrass
Supergrass

blizz succeeded in making someone believe each color variant is its own skin

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

You won't be able to do quests beyond the first in Vs. AI.

Friendly reminder to report feeders.

I believe it was suggested those flagged in Hots for int/flaming wouldn't be eligible for the Overwatch skin on that account. Fingers crossed.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Gul'Dan: Essence..? I'm sure this is your doing

So did they add back banter? I had an Abathur on my team

Also is there not an option to increase the voice volume

massdebater
massdebater

And compared to other mobas, even smite, Hots probably has the worst skins and pumps out the least. They did a bunch of recolors and changed some existing by adding some spikes or some shit, just to have more shit for boxes it's really not that many skins

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Is there a way to do this without wasting money?
Nigger, it's F R E E.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

cable sonya skin

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

implying someone will get reported enough in 5 games for it to matter
I'm going to stand around spamming nigger in team chat and feeding the enemy and there's nothing you can do to stop me from getting Cop DVa.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

what? you don't know cable?

TreeEater
TreeEater

do this
get banned from overwatch

I'll be laffin

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

tfw no goat hero

I could only care a little bit less. Doesn't affect me in the slightest.

Might die laughing if people are punished in Overwatch, though.

girlDog
girlDog

tfw auto select bonus the entire day
FREE xp
this shit should be on all the time

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Half of us are weebs while half of us know who Cable is

Firespawn
Firespawn

me no like you

me no take advice

you am terrible person in sea of perfection

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

mfw they actually removed Oni Genji from Overwatch accounts that AFK'd during the first Nexus Challenge
Hundreds of shitters will feed/AFK their games to get their precious overbabby skin only to have it taken away a few weeks later

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

no yrel

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

mfw they actually removed Oni Genji from Overwatch accounts that AFK'd during the first Nexus Challenge

Did they really do this? Nice

massdebater
massdebater

Wanting irrelevant Mary Sue goat from the worst WoW expansion to date

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

You literally can't get banned from Overwatch. Reports for anything but cheating and vulgarity do nothing, and being found guilty of "bad chat" just silences you.

don't AFK and they won't be able to tell the difference between throwing and shit play
Thanks for the hot tip, fag.

hairygrape
hairygrape

People just want a draenei waifu and fall for the biggest meme one of them all.

Playboyize
Playboyize

The most shoehorned character who manages to be more Mary Sue than Thrall ever will be.

The most unforgivable thing after all that nonsense was that she didn't even return in legion.

Methshot
Methshot

Sure. I don't imagine you'd have figured it out on your own.

I'd prefer Blackhand, desu. Or anything that isn't Overwatch at this point.

King_Martha
King_Martha

does anyone else hate it when there's a party of 3 or more on your team

sometimes i "accidentally" throw just because fuck those guys

cum2soon
cum2soon

people mad that players are just going to throw to get 5 matches out of the way quickly then never play again
Don't bitch at the players who never wanted to play this crap genre in the first place, bitch at Blizzard for pushing these players in with their garbage promotion.

If you're playing a MOBA and it's not 2003 you're either extremely poor or you're doing it wrong

You don't see niggas still playing pong

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Diamond and plat are such shitholes. Like the people here are absolute fucking garbage man. I get better people in QM.
literal retards playing Nova
"me only play twin sword varian"
idiots who don't even know how hanamura works
Fucking JUST

Skullbone
Skullbone

She can't return in Legion, right? In the real timeline she died when the Orcs opened their portal to Azeroth.

Or am I trying to make sense of a plot that doesn't work anymore?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

just started playing, how garbage is azmodan?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

You throw because some people play together? Or is there some sort of behavior endemic to parties that makes you hate?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

How do people like that make it to Diamond and plat in the first place
Or am I trying to make sense of a plot that doesn't work anymore?
Yes, yes you are.

Lunatick
Lunatick

being this bitter about not having friends
Somewhat sad.

Yeah, and it doesn't help that people can be dropped in either right out of placements.

Uh, not the worst. Bit of an oddball playstyle and isn't exactly a "standard" pick. Can definitely work out, though, so I'd recommend sticking with him if you're having fun.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

/pol/ told him friendship was created by the jews and to hate it

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

The absolute singular purpose WoD server was to bring back Gul'Dan. Everything else meant fuck all. And after having Gul'Dan being the focus of an entire expansion and being the only interesting character, they kill him off in legion. zzzzz

Evilember
Evilember

Are you happy to have an Azmodan on your team?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Do the games for the D.va skin count yet?

girlDog
girlDog

goddamnit nexus challenge update fucking when

happy_sad
happy_sad

Tomorrow faggot.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

tfw this picture will get completed because the artist lost the original file

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

reddit already spamming blizz to punish feeders from overshit

this gonna be gud

Playboyize
Playboyize

Yassu0Main (Genji): this moba sucks gg

:thinking:

Techpill
Techpill

What makes Malfurion so good?

SniperGod
SniperGod

FUCK YOU NIGGGGER

Illusionz
Illusionz

Alright, from the lack of answers I'm guessing "no".

RavySnake
RavySnake

who wants some auriel lewds?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

tfw enjoying all maps in rotation except hana
tfw all those maplets tears
muh pirate bay

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Not Garbage per sé but situational. you can easily cheese your way into platinum with him just like any other splitpusher specialist. but once you go up against players that know how to deal with you, you're pretty useless.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Were you really expecting people on Veeky Forums to recommend the game they're playing to you? Because that doesn't seem to happen often.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

350 s wait time

Explain yourself herobabs!

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

herobabs
not hotbabs

umm can you like, not?

King_Martha
King_Martha

meeee~

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

skin hype dyin down

generalist
too good at too many things
exception perhaps being extreme burst
sort of like the valla of supports

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

servers ded due to reasons

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

mfw midriff fetish
all these skins
Need more, btw.

Spamalot
Spamalot

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warning very nsfw

girlDog
girlDog

It's shit.
It's all shit.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Forever ever!

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

has face
its shit my dude

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

STOP GIVING ME CYBER(CYBORG)HAWK, IT SUCKS

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Sorry didn't make it this is all I could find on the internet

DeathDog
DeathDog

nigger

cum2soon
cum2soon

'd prefer Blackhand, desu. Or anything that isn't Overwatch at this point.
What if Blackhand is a skin for Reinhardt?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Just try it out. the "casual" image is just there because it's easier to get into then other mobas because it has a much lower skill floor.

The demographic you're describing does exists but either never touches ranked or plays 1000's of matches vs AI because they're too afraid to fight other players.

You might like it or you might hate it but it doesn't hurt to try it out.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

valeera on my team doesn't do shit
valeera on enemy team gets mvp and singlehandedly carries her team
every damn time

SniperWish
SniperWish

getting real bored of playing the same maps over and over, especially towers of shit and the new equally shit map

2 more weeks of this shit

eGremlin
eGremlin

It's a brown bodysuit user.
It's ripped between her legs and you can see the skin color.
Also ends at the neck which is why she has different skin color above the collar.

girlDog
girlDog

play Stitches, they can play, or they can be forced to play

Inmate
Inmate

Didn't have the last Devil one, thanks!

TreeEater
TreeEater

using the word ASSFAGGOTS

Emberburn
Emberburn

Piece of floating armor
Lewds

THIS DOESN'T FOLLOW MUH LORE

RumChicken
RumChicken

who is the Sona of Hots?

girlDog
girlDog

Why is this allowed?

happy_sad
happy_sad

fuck outta here its tyrande

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

this, fucking hate hanamura already. worst map in the game by far, nothing even comes close to how horrible it is

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

People getting mad for having less maps
Therefore less RNG/more consistent picks
b-but muh fun value

Blizzdrones are casual cancer

Booteefool
Booteefool

I need a hero that completely counters another hero.

Asking for a friend.

farquit
farquit

why do retards block out names
the fuck is going to happen
doesn't even show btag#

DeathDog
DeathDog

new map comes out
people bored of it within the week
isn't it grand

new hero comes out
less than a week
people already itching for next teaser

counters
Yeah, we've got those in spades now, unfortunately. What were you looking to fuck over in particular?

Nojokur
Nojokur

LET'S ROCK

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Unless it's EU and everybody has turbo autism

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Why does everyone hate Colossus Smash?

hairygrape
hairygrape

I just need two heroes, one that completely counters the other.

I'm gonna make another dumb SFM image.

No it's not porn.

Firespawn
Firespawn

i will colossus smash my face in her tits

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

fuck you

eGremlin
eGremlin

I tried joining but the chat doesn't show up it says that i joined Veeky Forums but the chat doesn't show up.
Am I that bad?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

It's an easy way to tell if someone posts on the hots reddit.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

New (returning from 1.0) player here. What is the Hunamura map and why is it regarded to be so shitty? Surely it can't be worse than release Shrines.

w8t4u
w8t4u

easy to counter and it will never be as good as taunt.

eGremlin
eGremlin

hots niggers attention spam of a 4yo

More news at 7

JunkTop
JunkTop

Should I buy Raynor?

Booteefool
Booteefool

Is it considered week 2 for nexus challenge now?

Flameblow
Flameblow

Why are there so many fucking orcs already?

RavySnake
RavySnake

Because you had the option to go Taunt.

Feels like a brawl/event map, or something.

Yes. If you're a low level have somebody RAF you and you'll get both Raynor and Sylv for free.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Tomorrow.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

He's a fairly standard auto-attack character. You can probably do alright with him.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Which heroes should I buy?
Anything but Nova

read op fampai

idontknow
idontknow

In my experience it's just the team that fights better that wins first. Go and take camps? They push down keep, empowering their payload. try to split up to push and contest? They group up and shit on everyone.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Because Taunt is way better.

Firespawn
Firespawn

What build do you guys go for on Auriel?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Because humans, elves and orcs are the holy trinity of fantasy shit. Everything else strictly worse.

WebTool
WebTool

it's just the team that fights better that wins first.
a game based around team fights
the team that has better players wins

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Meant for

FastChef
FastChef

reddit complaining hanamura games are too short
WHY DO THEY MAKE it THEIR FUCKING RAISON D'ETRE TO RUIN THIS GAME COMPLETELY?

whereismyname
whereismyname

Playing a game you dont like to get a skin for a fictional character that doesnt impact the game in any way
Is this what autism looks like? Id never play Overwatch for free shit if I didnt like it. Id just move on and go "hey its that skin from that game I dont like"

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

best DVa skin
It's ok at best.

Sure I'll get it but there's no point in using it when literally everyone will be using it.

RumChicken
RumChicken

cucks want to prolong their suffering

Booteefool
Booteefool

best skin
cop
kys overshitter

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Ah worded it kinda badly. What i meant was that if a team has sticky fighters and get a lead you're fucked. On other maps you can rat with a specialist and get to their core despite the other team leading on objectives/kills. On Hanamura it has never happened to me, but maybe i've played to few games.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I kinda have to agree.

I mean, short games are great, but I've never seen a Hanamura get to level 20. There's no fucking climax to the map.

But that's just like my opinion, man.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Is grubby Veeky Forums approved?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

grubby a shit, tillerman master race

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Grubby is probably the best HoTS streamer there is. So yeah, I'd say so.

JunkTop
JunkTop

not chu

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

grubby is a bronzie

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Chu is a shitter, he got gm 1 because he was abusing the raynor bug and as soon as the fixed that he never recovered.

w8t4u
w8t4u

i get pissed off by grubby and chu because of their loud-ass gamur keyboards but chu is superior

Spamalot
Spamalot

I don't want people to recognise me

happy_sad
happy_sad

Good Hanamura is a fucking horrible map.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Chu is a good pro level player but isn't great at explaining how and why he does stuff.

Grubby is pretty good, not pro, but can give detailed explanations behind everything he does.

The TownHall Heroes guys are all good players, but all have a hard time explaining shit, except for maybe Dunktrain who hates half the cast of the game, and Bakery who has a lisp so severe I can barely understand him.

StonedTime
StonedTime

for the longest time i wondered why he seems so familiar

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Need source bratishka

DeathDog
DeathDog

except for maybe Dunktrain who hates half the cast of the game, and Bakery who has a lisp so severe I can barely understand him.
And the other two are literally retarded.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Oh if you'r talking about that I wouldn't know.
I thought you were purely talking about player skill at the game.

Bidwell
Bidwell

I think he's an excellent informational streamer.

Grubby is pretty good, not pro, but can give detailed explanations behind everything he does.
Yeah, and I think that's what matters.

Sort of. Split-pushing is probably one of the quicker ways out of the depths, though.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

They are shitty casters, exclude them.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

he just picked holy fire on uther
what do you think

takes2long
takes2long

Garithos when?

Snarelure
Snarelure

Its not a problem of the game being too short to reach 20. At a certain point people just start contesting payloads and never push beyond the first fort because its too far in enemy territory. Theres only 2 lanes so even if you soak exp gains are slow. Nobody wants to optimize payload pushes because the enemy can see at least how many people are there pushing it, so of course theyre gonna send 3+ people every time.
Theres just so many things that contribute to feeling slow but also snowballing on that map.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

why doesn't stiches have any cool skins
why doesn't he have a mecha skin or something
he literally only has meme skins

RumChicken
RumChicken

we certainly need him to cleanse the undesirables that infest the game

Playboyize
Playboyize

Snitch doesn't even look like that anymore and he is not a tranny.

Skullbone
Skullbone

He lacks a legendary and is one of the oldest heroes in the game. Theres still hope.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

ravioli ravioli
stop sexualizing the panda loli

Spamalot
Spamalot

So do ally illusions for that matter.

I always love having a Samuro on the team as Lucio.

DeathDog
DeathDog

He wants another mecha skin
He should get an archangel skin that looks like this dude

Nojokur
Nojokur

Has there ever been a single famous male bow user in a Blizzard game other than Hanzo and Baelog?
All the other bow using heroes I could think of are female.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

no mecha tyrael yet

Why live

TreeEater
TreeEater

But user, she's just sitting on a beanbag chair.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

lewd skins soon

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

use edgy space marine morales skin
no one targets you any more because you don't look like a heal bitch
I found the best skin

Emberburn
Emberburn

trusting the jew

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Has there ever been a normal sized female in blizz games that uses melee weapons?

Sonya and rogues don't count

whereismyname
whereismyname

But pimp walk lets enemies walk through you and doesn't do enough damage to be worth 3 seconds of doing fucking nothing.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Variety. Two new resources, a new way of stealth instead of another rehash of Zera.

She's also a lot more playable compared to Nova.

RumChicken
RumChicken

no true scotsman

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

literally the only reason i fucking love leoric is his goofy swagger, especially during march

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Maiev Shadowsong

Evilember
Evilember

The Amazon from D2, Maiev, General Abbendis come to mind.

Nojokur
Nojokur

I'm not used to new shove. Only played one game as new Cho.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I thought Amazons typically went used archery? Or are there some good melee builds for her as well?

w8t4u
w8t4u

But that’s demonic Auriel, she is quite fleshy also the reapers in the end got “fleshy” as well? And didn’t the demons and angels produce the nephalem? How did that work? I guess you can fuck them some how

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

it will have something to do with a bathing suit.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Define normal sized, please.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Clearly photoshopped post without a link to the forum
Sure.

takes2long
takes2long

human

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

The spear tree is split between melee and ranged, if I recall.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

How do I into rexxar?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Go and play Lone Druid in Dota instead.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

soon

takes2long
takes2long

implying Jeff wouldn't use space after a period and format the post better

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Called it forever ago. One piece swimsuit summer fun li li coming your way november 20xx on sunday sunday sunday.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Fuck off furfag

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

jeff kapstain

Its for overjew not hero game though

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

gee i wonder whos going to win this game

shoutout to blizz for epik matchmaking

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

it's a swimsuit for the mech

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Humanoid that isn't 2 metres tall pure muscle like Sonya.

Nojokur
Nojokur

hots has lewd skins anyway, so dva will eventually get one.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Been playing against AI
Try 3 games of QM
Fail miserably as tank so I just go to assassin
Play objectives, get the kills, top for kills and damage so I'm probably doing good
In the back of my head there is a voice that is telling me I am just like the players in /hotsg/ greentexts
How do I know if I am doing good if I'm a new assassin. I just want to play qt assassin girls but don't want to drag the team down.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Aside from the ones already mentioned, Assassin from D2, Crusader and Monk from D3, Liadrin.

There don't seem to be a lot, but I'm probably forgetting a few.

farquit
farquit

I'd be fine with a Smough skin too, I'm just saying in general he's got shit skins

eGremlin
eGremlin

not playing draft

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

dc mid fight in close game
come back asap
bot chose meme tier ult and has died twice

eGremlin
eGremlin

Week of May 1st
is May 1st
Event begins tomorrow
why not say May 2nd then? what is the point of saying "week of" when you can't start it at midnight of the day it needs to come up?
What the bloody fuck, blizzard?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

OW drones forced to play hots for skins
they realise hots has way better skins for everything
get all jelly and start demanding better skins

idontknow
idontknow

1-2 valeera
3-4 tracer
5-6 varian
7-8 zeratul
9-0 zuljin

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

If you're constantly getting picks on important backline champs.

Also very importantly not feeding.
Just don't die ever.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

haha

cum2soon
cum2soon

CHEERS BRUV

RumChicken
RumChicken

Go back to cry in your OW threads. Hots always gets updates on tuesday for NA and wednesday for EU

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

fuck

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Li Li's anus lover here and Garinthos is my #1 wanted hero

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Missed free wins by one

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

if that is known, why in the hell is it worded in such a way to imply that the event itself would start on may 1st?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

tfw this has been talked about here for no less than 2 years now
didier even teased summer fun chen skin

RumChicken
RumChicken

Post loadouts

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

qm is not a good indicator of individual skill. It's the worst game mode. Try hero league to see where you stand skill wise.
It may be far from acceptable but still miles ahead of the clown fiesta that is qm.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Because Blizzard doesn't care about HotS

Flameblow
Flameblow

friend super greedy always diving for kills
buys genji
dives into base
dies
"wtf what killed me???"

I hate friends

Illusionz
Illusionz

my lich bro in the game never

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

backstabbing piece of shiet
bro

askme
askme

holy fuck i damage the enemy building and bolster my teams exp as zagara

Lunatick
Lunatick

Being consistently good against a billion different crazy team comps doesn't mean anything
Being consistent against the same old Rag Malf teams every match means youre gud
???

Playboyize
Playboyize

It's true.
Just look at Zarya's skins in HotS vs Overwatch.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Release a new skin for D.Va right after the HotS ev
You know what, this post is fake I'm sure of it

viagrandad
viagrandad

Nothing wrong with it. He can easily tell you why and leave you as an idiot, and you know it user.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Kel'thuzad
backstabbing piece of shiet

cum2soon
cum2soon

Being consistent vs people who are trying means nothing
Being consistent vs 5 squishy assassins shitters teams and people who don't even try because ''its qm bro'' its skill

Methnerd
Methnerd

Seriously the single worst thing that's ever been added to HotS. If I'm playing alone and Hanamura comes up I just Alt+F4 immediately and do something else for 20 minutes. And I have a 75% winrate on it after 12 games, so it's not like I'm worried I'll lose. I just fucking hate it.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Do they have a somewhat regular schedule for balance patches or do they just crank them out whenever?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

They are all shit because the character is shit

Soft_member
Soft_member

See this thread in catalog
Think "Holy fuck I'd be pissed if I were a HotS fan with all of this OW crap flooding into the game".
See this post
Just confirming my belief that OW went a long way in absorbing a lot of undesirables from League. Overwatch is hot garbage and I want to mount D.Va and beat her in the face until she's crying and half-conscious.

You HotS boys have fun games and a good day though.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

NEW THREAD
veekyforums.com/thread/175590039/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/175590039/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/175590039/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/175590039/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/175590039/video-games

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

this desy

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Like 10 posts too early. Faget.

FastChef
FastChef

play Engineer in TF2
play Torbjorn in Overwatch
Play Probius in HotS

I don't know why I'm like this

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Because you're bad at aiming.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I always play AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Varian because fuck squishy.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

not having ETC sass you for feeding

eGremlin
eGremlin

Tyrael

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

2 other guys who are in lobby select characters so you assume they'll pick that/that role
they pick completely different roles, making it really hard to ban/select around them
blame our arthas for losing when they're off nowhere near objectives when we need them as Kael
irritating.

likme
likme

OW players who just want the skins are already throwing AI matches and will be throwing QP once the servers reset tomorrow
people buttblasted on reddit, Veeky Forums, neogaf, battlenet, anywhere there is any HOTS discussion
I fucking love it

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

about to play a new tank to have fun
end up backing down and just locking muradin instead because he's all I know

anyone else?

Techpill
Techpill

Don't reply to me again until you reach master mmr QM.

Methshot
Methshot

they should change the challenge to WIN GAMES and make it unranked/QM only

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

they should make the challenge WIN GAMES
Then they'd get a tiny fraction of the number of people they currently get to install the game

unranked/QM only
restricting it from AI just means more throwers

Look, man, the point isn't actually to have a challenge players need to overcome to get a skin. The point is to get as many people as possible to install HOTS so they can hook a tiny percentage of those people and get more microtransactions.

TechHater
TechHater

TAZDINGO

eGremlin
eGremlin

I feel like this matchmaking is pretty shitty.

Illusionz
Illusionz

tl
lol

Soft_member
Soft_member

Your team comp seems fine.

idontknow
idontknow

Team league is busted. Not enough people play it.

massdebater
massdebater

The Kael refused to help in team fights and it was kinda just a shitshow.

Firespawn
Firespawn

tfw too high mmr to deal with new players
git gud scrub

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

tfw master qm mmr
which means your skill level is extremely high but everyone will laugh if you use qm stats to justify it
feelsbad

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

saw there's a cheerleader skin for kerrigan
muh fetish
use sc2 model inspector
they've even modeled her sexy underwear
MUH DICK
any other skins with special features like this? tyrande's got nothing under there which is unfortunate

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

mfw I'm Arthas and enemy teams 3v1 me thinking they can get a pick

Bidwell
Bidwell

As in, it is a good map and not a bad one. No wonder leddit hates it. They're all splitpushers.

FastChef
FastChef

What does niche mean?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

If you throw you get reported and if you get reported you don't get the skin.

likme
likme

says the overmeme player
the memes about overfags are true I see