Can you change a flat, Veeky Forums?

That song plays at work and it took me so long before I realized he was saying "I can't change a flat". Why the fuck would someone, especially a fucking country singer, admit to that in a song? That's fucking pathetic.

Country really wants the numale. Rap is to aggressive for the demographic, and they will be the people championing wasteful spending with their ineptitude in years to come. That makes them the perfect market segment.