Direct Injection

Oh no, it's [CURRENT YEAR]! Guess I better throw away my perfectly good, completely adequate carburetor just because some time passed!

>perfectly good
>doesn't adjust for elevation air density changes
>completely adequate
>literally throwing fuel away

>being so poor you can't even afford 18 mpg on 87
>implying elevation change matters on a DD with a 10 mile commute
>being so pathetically unskilled you can't stop and retune your carb on a road trip once you start noticing power loss from elevation

Just because it makes the engine turn over doesn't mean it is doing a good job of it.

>just spraying fuel down a long hallway
>praying it gets to the cylinders
>just in case dump more fuel
>18 mpg on a good day so american

>pushrods

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