/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

>not remaking ss13 in another game entirely

motion sickness

>How to piss off meta/powergamers

Act really super incompetent

>Pepperspray your self
>Put JUST cryox and clonex in cryo
>Put on cosmetic stuff as security instead of armor
>Use the singularity exclusively
>Hand out powers as a geneticist, especially hulk
>Take your time doing science
>Do literally anything with criminals as security be that harsh brig times or letting them off with a warning
>Sit in the bar instead of doing your job
>Give anyone who asks for it a mech

baby's day out mode when

>player controlled baby spawns at roundstart
>captain has to secure him
>anywhere from 2-5 undercover syndicate agents cooperate to capture him
>baby can resist out of people's grasp/containers and ventcrawl on cooldown timers
>babu gets randomized objectives as the round goes on (e.g. "go to the laundry room," "pet ian," "light somebody's cock on fire"), completing them enhances baby's abilities and strengthens its plot armor for further mischief
>baby must eat regularly or die (to prevent players from locking it in a room for extended periods)
>four minutes before the emergency shuttle docks all agents are notified via pda uplink that a syndicate shuttle will be arriving at one of several random locations at the same time as the emergency shuttle
>if the baby arrives at centcomm, the crew wins
>if the baby arrives aboard the syndie shuttle, the syndicate wins
>if the baby's left on the station or dies, everyone loses (round continues??)

>tfw used to hand out mechs to anyone who filled out a simple form
mech station is the best station.

>dont follow the standard pill color guide or doses

It's more irritating because we're on the same damn side

>standard

Yeah that'll do...

>You see here 56 bottles of antitoxin 5.67u

I've made it my job on hippiestation to fuck over metagamers at every possible opportunity.
And I don't mean the "I'm going to max out R&D in 3 minutes and run around with a stunbaton no matter what job I am", but I mean the types of fuckers who would dental drill every teeth with meth and healing pills every single round and run around as invulnerable heads.

You can attack beepsky for free handcuffs.

two detective slots when?

>not playing football with beepsky kicking him across the station

three clown slots when?

How do you roll to put your self out when you're on fire?

Resist. It is by your intent gui or in the IC verbs I think?

Clown ops mode when?

What does your waifu smellelelelel like?

>Lisa is the only mob that in code can take the KNOT from ian
>Lisa Torvir is a character Sandy_Sand used to play
>Harsetheef aka Felicity Rivera hates Sandy_Sand

Thats right, Felicity "Dogfucker" Rivera metagrudges ckeys because they're jealous and angry that they can't fuck ian in game.

blood
actually that's probably what everyone on the station smells like

Greasy food, sweat, and vanila bean

Who?

Wet dog.

>CE gets the Cult outed early
>Isaac cries a river and turns into a pillar of salt

>be botanist
>chef and i fuck around with strange seeds
>cacao pods that turn you blue
>serve as food
>few minutes pass
>nearly everyone on the fucking escape shuttle is blue

...

>be mommi
>other mommi repairs things with regular walls and regular windows
absolutely livid

>detective happens to be sec camming the one random corner of engineering I use to summon my tome

shit luck

>wasting reinforced plasma glass on repairs for carbons

>In escape pod with some other guy that's on fire while the pod is shooting through space
>Tell him to unbuckle and stop drop and roll
>Idiot fucking opens the airlock and goes fucking flying out

I wasn't expecting that and it made me laugh, but it also almost killed me by getting rid of my oxygen.

Free the rangers!

You'd be wrong, me and mime found cult papers by solars. Maybe you should keep better track of that shit.

>Cultist
>2 retards get caught by sec at the start of the round
>Hide in maint to research words
>Manage to complete the tome, just to get fucked up by sec later
>Chaplain fails to uncult me so i go and try to get a new tome from the library
>Pray for papa Nar-nar, he gets me another tome
>Copy 2 tomes and leave it in a locker somewhere in maint
>Blob cluster hits the station and the room with the lockers gets TOTALLY fucked
>Try to convert to quart, fail and get robusted.
>Sent to brig and get unculted.

JUST

>wasting
>when I have an infinite supply of plasteel and reinforced plasma glass
Also I'm a carbon still

>using costumes as an excuse to grief sec

Yes, in the sceenshot you can see Isaac is being handled after chloraling the HoS because he was deconverted and implanted

Ah right. You guys got outed early af though overall.

Antiseptic and lilacs.

How many waifus would a waifufag fag if a waifufag could fag waifus?

oh hey i'm in the picture
as the warden who flashbanged all of you there

THIS IS A LIFEWEB DISCUSSION GENERAL

shampoo and tears

Just one

like farts and cake

h-haha

Five to six for professional waifufags, between one and two for waifu amateurs.

Oh hey I was the chaplain that round. Coulda sworn that I unculted you the first time around.

Like greasy food, and sweat.

Which waifu likes pina coladas and getting caught in the rain?

Fatty version of avada

Surfer

Is it normal that the crew monitoring computer's map doesn't work?
It just displays space but neither the station nor anything else.

>special roles resetting every round

...

you mirin?

...

Epic xD, greytiding is hilarious!

Sure it is!

you forgot the part where cap decided to arm you to the teeth and free you to fight them cultists

Why does every server other than Veeky Forums have so slow and unresponsive interfaces? On colonial marines I have to wait around 1 or 2 seconds between every action. It's so frustrating because it makes everything so much more clunky. Just reloading your weapon or taking multiple items out of your backpack is an ordeal.

PEW
PEW
PEW

because we're optimized

but it's slowly going away

they have slower servers and a longer amount of time between ticks, combined with 100~ people usually

>play cm
>be marine
>get captured by ayy
>break out of resin
>try to get a gun out of your backpack or suit storage
>get neuro'd tackles back in the resin before you can grab a gun
>quit

I'm glad I made it into this picture just because I said "i'm fat"

That's usually how it goes.

haha greytiding is epic /b/ros!

tGUI was a fucking mistake
memory management was and is a mistake
ss13 code is a mistake
BYOND is a mistake

>mfw they have predalien now
>mfw when CM is still ass backwards pantso n head retarded

it was funny and harmless
chill out

Just another reason to stay on Veeky Forums I guess.

That just happened to me. I can't blame the delays though because I grabbed my revolver and accidentally opened it, spilling all my spaghetti and bullets on the ground before being tackled.

>me and my metabudies greytide
>pretend we're just doing a power rangers meme to not get banned
lol

CM focused way too hard on trying to get the alien win rate up, and ignored whether it was still fun to play.

You were fucked from the start, aliens can stun spit through closed doors, and six revolver shots wouldn't be enough to crit one.

>[08:10:03]ADMIN: HELP: Isaac the Slaver/(Isaac Lifof): if i manage to get out of this and still be cult can i just flood plasma - heard by 0 non-AFK admins.

>Grand Theft
>Major B&E
>Assault of an Officer
>Resisting Arrest
>Sparking a Manhunt
>Possesion of Unathorized Weaponry
>Sabotage
>Recidivism
see you in spess court, fucker

really gets the boggin noggin

Anything that's gonna break it is gonna break it anyway. It's not worth the time or the cell charge for a no rp budget call of duty/shuttle call simulator

>Power ranger
>Taser

It's fine as long as they don't care when they start getting maimed, perma'd or killed just to be free of them.

The tg UI thing was a huge mistake
Years of many coders making strides to unfuck shit and maintainers willing to be the villain and tell people that their laggy garbage wont fly.

In their defense, it's also not their fault that most marines being drooling retards or thinking they're rambo really sinks the ship. Rarely I'll get a squad of veterans and we will absolutely eviscerate assholes as a fine foxxy Fiiiiiine~ squad of people who understand collaboration

Other cultists being useless garbage really gets on the nerves.

I guess. I just wonder how well that "don't be a dick" rule plays out in reality.

Plus I can't even reload in TF2 without calling for a Medic, and my spacebar sticks.

Is it true I can observe a round, though?

>stacking crimes for a gorillion minute sentence
I do this to the shitters I metagrudge to try to take them out of the round as soon as possible

You can join as an observer, yes.

See? Like this.

>Rule 1: Don't be a dick

>Rule something: Don't metagrudge

I mean, if people are having fun, whatever. I just don't much care for ambiguous rule enforcement if it can get out of hand.

>add another minute or two to each crime because I can plausible deniability my way out of ahelps over it
my revenge is slow and painful for both of us but it's revenge nonetheless

>I managed to stash all my cult shit and get us all caught
>can i just murderbone now?

In most cases, I would just put all those on record and give them like 10 minutes. Then I get my bureaucratic boner and they have a lot of street cred, but that's because I think 10 minutes of not playing the game is a really bad IC punishment

>Randomnaming last name only

why do this

>10 minutes of not playing the game is a really bad IC punishment
it's the best kind
they either get bored and fuck off or get angry and stay so they can get executed when they inevitably try and kill someone
if you don't want to go in the timeout corner don't break the law
it's a very simple thing to do

Greytiding should be a perma crime
Greytiding - "The act of constantly breaking and entering, making illegal weapons, constant assault, and neglect of duty"
>removes le epic greytider statics
>sec doesn't have to deal with shitters
>spess is great again

Yeah, I agree with that. If you give anymore you might as well perma them.

*don't get caught
And it's pretty easy to robust sec officers if you can rp your way out of being bwoinked for it.