no one made a new thread edition Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station: >no one made a new thread >how to piss off meta/powergamers >please kill me
xth for avada taking advantage of you in maintenance
Daniel Perry
Oh god if I imagine avada as that girl Muh dick
Brody Wood
xth for avada suiciding or going catatonic when brigged
Oliver Thompson
Well?
Jason Mitchell
Get a good waifu like Rin!
Josiah Smith
why is the "u" highlighted?
Aaron Peterson
>not remaking ss13 in another game entirely
Nolan Kelly
motion sickness
James Stewart
>How to piss off meta/powergamers
Act really super incompetent
>Pepperspray your self >Put JUST cryox and clonex in cryo >Put on cosmetic stuff as security instead of armor >Use the singularity exclusively >Hand out powers as a geneticist, especially hulk >Take your time doing science >Do literally anything with criminals as security be that harsh brig times or letting them off with a warning >Sit in the bar instead of doing your job >Give anyone who asks for it a mech
Michael Smith
baby's day out mode when
>player controlled baby spawns at roundstart >captain has to secure him >anywhere from 2-5 undercover syndicate agents cooperate to capture him >baby can resist out of people's grasp/containers and ventcrawl on cooldown timers >babu gets randomized objectives as the round goes on (e.g. "go to the laundry room," "pet ian," "light somebody's cock on fire"), completing them enhances baby's abilities and strengthens its plot armor for further mischief >baby must eat regularly or die (to prevent players from locking it in a room for extended periods) >four minutes before the emergency shuttle docks all agents are notified via pda uplink that a syndicate shuttle will be arriving at one of several random locations at the same time as the emergency shuttle >if the baby arrives at centcomm, the crew wins >if the baby arrives aboard the syndie shuttle, the syndicate wins >if the baby's left on the station or dies, everyone loses (round continues??)
Jason Gonzalez
>tfw used to hand out mechs to anyone who filled out a simple form mech station is the best station.
Adam Gray
>dont follow the standard pill color guide or doses
Cameron James
It's more irritating because we're on the same damn side
Dominic Rodriguez
>standard
Easton Torres
Yeah that'll do...
>You see here 56 bottles of antitoxin 5.67u
Hudson Foster
I've made it my job on hippiestation to fuck over metagamers at every possible opportunity. And I don't mean the "I'm going to max out R&D in 3 minutes and run around with a stunbaton no matter what job I am", but I mean the types of fuckers who would dental drill every teeth with meth and healing pills every single round and run around as invulnerable heads.
Aiden Myers
You can attack beepsky for free handcuffs.
Kayden Nguyen
two detective slots when?
Liam Brown
>not playing football with beepsky kicking him across the station
Ayden Cox
three clown slots when?
Justin Diaz
How do you roll to put your self out when you're on fire?
Ryan Ramirez
Resist. It is by your intent gui or in the IC verbs I think?
Elijah Gomez
Clown ops mode when?
Michael Edwards
What does your waifu smellelelelel like?
Cameron Young
>Lisa is the only mob that in code can take the KNOT from ian >Lisa Torvir is a character Sandy_Sand used to play >Harsetheef aka Felicity Rivera hates Sandy_Sand
Thats right, Felicity "Dogfucker" Rivera metagrudges ckeys because they're jealous and angry that they can't fuck ian in game.
Christopher Green
blood actually that's probably what everyone on the station smells like
Luke Rogers
Greasy food, sweat, and vanila bean
Hunter Lee
Who?
Daniel Phillips
Wet dog.
Dominic Ward
>CE gets the Cult outed early >Isaac cries a river and turns into a pillar of salt
Gavin Johnson
>be botanist >chef and i fuck around with strange seeds >cacao pods that turn you blue >serve as food >few minutes pass >nearly everyone on the fucking escape shuttle is blue
Brody Brown
...
Alexander Scott
>be mommi >other mommi repairs things with regular walls and regular windows absolutely livid
Charles Jenkins
>detective happens to be sec camming the one random corner of engineering I use to summon my tome
shit luck
Nathaniel Hernandez
>wasting reinforced plasma glass on repairs for carbons
Alexander Cox
>In escape pod with some other guy that's on fire while the pod is shooting through space >Tell him to unbuckle and stop drop and roll >Idiot fucking opens the airlock and goes fucking flying out
I wasn't expecting that and it made me laugh, but it also almost killed me by getting rid of my oxygen.
Matthew Rodriguez
Free the rangers!
William Howard
You'd be wrong, me and mime found cult papers by solars. Maybe you should keep better track of that shit.
Henry Ortiz
>Cultist >2 retards get caught by sec at the start of the round >Hide in maint to research words >Manage to complete the tome, just to get fucked up by sec later >Chaplain fails to uncult me so i go and try to get a new tome from the library >Pray for papa Nar-nar, he gets me another tome >Copy 2 tomes and leave it in a locker somewhere in maint >Blob cluster hits the station and the room with the lockers gets TOTALLY fucked >Try to convert to quart, fail and get robusted. >Sent to brig and get unculted.
JUST
Connor Peterson
>wasting >when I have an infinite supply of plasteel and reinforced plasma glass Also I'm a carbon still
Leo Hughes
>using costumes as an excuse to grief sec
Jaxon Long
Yes, in the sceenshot you can see Isaac is being handled after chloraling the HoS because he was deconverted and implanted
William Bennett
Ah right. You guys got outed early af though overall.
Nathaniel Torres
Antiseptic and lilacs.
Jose Morgan
How many waifus would a waifufag fag if a waifufag could fag waifus?
Jaxon Gomez
oh hey i'm in the picture as the warden who flashbanged all of you there
Ayden Robinson
THIS IS A LIFEWEB DISCUSSION GENERAL
Anthony Myers
shampoo and tears
Camden James
Just one
Eli Reed
like farts and cake
h-haha
Matthew Peterson
Five to six for professional waifufags, between one and two for waifu amateurs.
Carter Long
Oh hey I was the chaplain that round. Coulda sworn that I unculted you the first time around.
Landon Parker
Like greasy food, and sweat.
Tyler Kelly
Which waifu likes pina coladas and getting caught in the rain?
Nathaniel Rivera
Fatty version of avada
Jaxon Murphy
Surfer
Camden Bailey
Is it normal that the crew monitoring computer's map doesn't work? It just displays space but neither the station nor anything else.
Grayson Bennett
>special roles resetting every round
David Barnes
...
Connor Bailey
you mirin?
Aaron Cook
...
Nathan Parker
Epic xD, greytiding is hilarious!
Jason Reed
Sure it is!
Henry Walker
you forgot the part where cap decided to arm you to the teeth and free you to fight them cultists
Adrian Davis
Why does every server other than Veeky Forums have so slow and unresponsive interfaces? On colonial marines I have to wait around 1 or 2 seconds between every action. It's so frustrating because it makes everything so much more clunky. Just reloading your weapon or taking multiple items out of your backpack is an ordeal.
Wyatt Williams
PEW PEW PEW
Alexander Torres
because we're optimized
but it's slowly going away
Angel Price
they have slower servers and a longer amount of time between ticks, combined with 100~ people usually
Camden Scott
>play cm >be marine >get captured by ayy >break out of resin >try to get a gun out of your backpack or suit storage >get neuro'd tackles back in the resin before you can grab a gun >quit
Andrew Diaz
I'm glad I made it into this picture just because I said "i'm fat"
Camden Baker
That's usually how it goes.
Adam Thompson
haha greytiding is epic /b/ros!
Kayden Murphy
tGUI was a fucking mistake memory management was and is a mistake ss13 code is a mistake BYOND is a mistake
Jaxon Anderson
>mfw they have predalien now >mfw when CM is still ass backwards pantso n head retarded
Hudson Peterson
it was funny and harmless chill out
Blake Smith
Just another reason to stay on Veeky Forums I guess.
That just happened to me. I can't blame the delays though because I grabbed my revolver and accidentally opened it, spilling all my spaghetti and bullets on the ground before being tackled.
Gavin Russell
>me and my metabudies greytide >pretend we're just doing a power rangers meme to not get banned lol
Eli Nguyen
CM focused way too hard on trying to get the alien win rate up, and ignored whether it was still fun to play.
Michael Thomas
You were fucked from the start, aliens can stun spit through closed doors, and six revolver shots wouldn't be enough to crit one.
Isaiah Gray
>[08:10:03]ADMIN: HELP: Isaac the Slaver/(Isaac Lifof): if i manage to get out of this and still be cult can i just flood plasma - heard by 0 non-AFK admins.
Joseph Torres
>Grand Theft >Major B&E >Assault of an Officer >Resisting Arrest >Sparking a Manhunt >Possesion of Unathorized Weaponry >Sabotage >Recidivism see you in spess court, fucker
Jack Price
really gets the boggin noggin
Gabriel Bailey
Anything that's gonna break it is gonna break it anyway. It's not worth the time or the cell charge for a no rp budget call of duty/shuttle call simulator
>Power ranger >Taser
It's fine as long as they don't care when they start getting maimed, perma'd or killed just to be free of them.
The tg UI thing was a huge mistake Years of many coders making strides to unfuck shit and maintainers willing to be the villain and tell people that their laggy garbage wont fly.
In their defense, it's also not their fault that most marines being drooling retards or thinking they're rambo really sinks the ship. Rarely I'll get a squad of veterans and we will absolutely eviscerate assholes as a fine foxxy Fiiiiiine~ squad of people who understand collaboration
Colton Mitchell
Other cultists being useless garbage really gets on the nerves.
Asher Gonzalez
I guess. I just wonder how well that "don't be a dick" rule plays out in reality.
Plus I can't even reload in TF2 without calling for a Medic, and my spacebar sticks.
Is it true I can observe a round, though?
Jose Butler
>stacking crimes for a gorillion minute sentence I do this to the shitters I metagrudge to try to take them out of the round as soon as possible
Lincoln Perez
You can join as an observer, yes.
Brody Garcia
See? Like this.
>Rule 1: Don't be a dick
>Rule something: Don't metagrudge
I mean, if people are having fun, whatever. I just don't much care for ambiguous rule enforcement if it can get out of hand.
David Watson
>add another minute or two to each crime because I can plausible deniability my way out of ahelps over it my revenge is slow and painful for both of us but it's revenge nonetheless
Kayden Cooper
>I managed to stash all my cult shit and get us all caught >can i just murderbone now?
Jack White
In most cases, I would just put all those on record and give them like 10 minutes. Then I get my bureaucratic boner and they have a lot of street cred, but that's because I think 10 minutes of not playing the game is a really bad IC punishment
Jason Williams
>Randomnaming last name only
why do this
Anthony Morgan
>10 minutes of not playing the game is a really bad IC punishment it's the best kind they either get bored and fuck off or get angry and stay so they can get executed when they inevitably try and kill someone if you don't want to go in the timeout corner don't break the law it's a very simple thing to do
Aiden Peterson
Greytiding should be a perma crime Greytiding - "The act of constantly breaking and entering, making illegal weapons, constant assault, and neglect of duty" >removes le epic greytider statics >sec doesn't have to deal with shitters >spess is great again
Nicholas Brown
Yeah, I agree with that. If you give anymore you might as well perma them.
Brayden Myers
*don't get caught And it's pretty easy to robust sec officers if you can rp your way out of being bwoinked for it.
