Sym and Sombra are best friends Sombra makes the cutest pet
Robert Johnson
>tfw I did this one time to save an ulting McCree from getting hooked >tfw he got a quad kill that wins us the match >tfw in the chat he types "FOR LUCIO, YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN"
Isaac Ramirez
>Winston >Watched his father figure die >Exiled from his home >Seen as a freak by the people he's trying to protect How on earth is Winston pure based on that description?
Christian Nguyen
Jamison Fawkes!
Isaac Gonzalez
>tfw bullying the Tracer into solo ulting your turret >tfwyou save it with your molten core
Never. Shitters need their crutches, and shitters are who Blizzard balances the game for.
Charles Evans
PUSSY
Ryan Sanchez
You mean armor?
Daniel Bailey
She's a natural Dom
Christian Nelson
>There are people who play this game that don't like playing Zenyatta
Those poor souls
Aaron White
wtf I love Mexican pussy now
Henry Morales
If they do a single player Overwatch campaign, can we make our own Jack Morrisons and can we have the option to romance Torbjorn?
Ethan Mitchell
>she will never stare cross eyed at your cock
Benjamin Gray
>A DPS main (ranked 100 points lower than you), who literally never plays as a healer and has spent maybe 2 of his 280 hours played as a tank, gets on his mic and starts bossing you and the rest of the team around >He whines if a healer isn't literally glued to his ass for the entire match
How does this make you feel?
Jackson Clark
>tfw too used to tracking with Tracer and flicking with Widow that I can't lead balls anymore
I'd play him more otherwise, but I feel more effective with Tracer, and Widow is just as much fun.
Joshua Allen
That hammer's hitbox is so damn wonky. Good fucking luck hitting anything that isn't a tank. Besides, nothing is more satisfying than OHKOing them with his alt fire
Charles Taylor
>you will never molest Junkrat's wiry muscled body all over
Noah Campbell
Serious question. It really feels like Overwatch is killing my internet. All my problem started after downloading this game. I called my ISP and they manage to fix the "problem" but it's happening again. It always happens when I play Overwatch and seems to get fine when not playing it. I check my firewall, close the blizzard app when playing, check my router, contacted my ISP etc. But the problem always comes back after launching Overwatch. Sometimes its fine but you never know when its going to disconnect you, I feel like I'm playing Russian roulette when playing competitive. Anyone knows any kind of solution? Anything will help really.
Aaron Young
Let's do a little activity, post your favorite shooters other than Overwatch and what your mains are. I'll start.
It's the other way around for me. I'm so used to leading my shots I sometimes get thrown off when I use a hitscan.
Also, damage falloff is a real pain. I never realized how rough McCree's falloff is.
Mason Watson
>CS 1.6 >Ana, D.va, McCree
Henry Ramirez
>Who do you think has the best emote? >What emote do you want your hero to have?
Samuel Miller
CS Rein, Ana, Zarya
Hudson Myers
>used to be a really hardcore CoD fanboy >Sym, Zen, McCree, and just picked up Winston Seriously, rape ape is fun as hell
Matthew Price
Muscle memory's a bitch
Landon Reyes
Jamison is not for molesting, only consensual things!
Jace Nelson
event tomorrow bois
Josiah Davis
If you see an enemy Reinhardt with 100+hours playtime and a golden weapon what will you do?
Dominic Nelson
Molestation and bad touching.
Henry Stewart
I want Dva to have one where she proclaims her love for me
Jackson Peterson
Please don't, user!
Owen Brown
>Wolfenstein ET, Turok 2, UT2004 >McCree, Pharah, Rein and playing more Widowmaker recently
Eli Miller
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James Foster
>TF2 >Zen, Ana, Hog am I shit now
Brayden Myers
Symmetra probably smells like poop all the time
Robert Perez
Lena is for lewds and only with Amelie!
Caleb Jackson
tru luv
Jason Smith
Just got this game. What's some advice you wish you knew when starting out?
Joshua Allen
What's interesting or unique about this scenario?
Ryan Johnson
>Mass Effect and TF2 >Junkrat, D.va, Zarya, and Lucio
I just think he deserves better treatment than that! You shouldn't molest people you love!
Kevin Sanchez
Welcome to bad company Sweetwater.
Liam Hughes
Good luck, I bet he'd kick your ass in a fist fight- cripple and everything
Camden Kelly
>Learn a hero in each class >learn your hero's strengths and weaknesses >learn how to fill when needed >dont be cancer
Angel Jenkins
im a russian boy from latvia and i am deeply in love with sombra. she is my waifu in this game. ive never had 1 before because i thought its a dumb thing but now i understand how it is to live through the pain of realizing that someone you love and wish to spend the rest of your days with doesnt exist. i dont even understand what is it about her that i find so greatly attractive. in fact im against racemixing, but i think i would even betray my ideas just to be with Her.
anyone can relate?
Benjamin Allen
Get good at Hanzo because he's about to be the new flavor of the month.
Eli Sanchez
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John Edwards
>Hawken (RIP) and TF2
I don't really have a main, but my favorite classes to play are Zen, S76, and Winston in that order.
Lincoln Smith
>Battlefront 2, Battlefield 4, Halo 3, and Metro 2033 >Reinhardt, Roadhog, Zenyatta, Torb, and 76 I wish Halo wasn't dead so Blizzard would make a hero to appeal to halobabbies like they did with cod
Justin Flores
>you shouldn't molest people you love No. That's exactly what you're supposed to do.
Cooper Parker
Good game
Parker Miller
>4 golds as Orisa >"Stop throwing"
just because she has 4 legs and is a robot doesnt mean she's not GF material
Kayden Watson
TF2, Halo, Gears
I fucks mostly with Orisa, Winston, and Lucio
Parker Evans
I want Hana to be real
Angel Rodriguez
Is competitive overwatch a joke
Jack Cook
Game is unplayable shit without friends. Hope you have some.
Connor James
What if they love being molested?
Isaac Perry
competitive / overwatch choose 1
Grayson Perry
Anyone trying to screw around in quick play?
Liam Thompson
You could at least wait for sexy Athena bot to be released.
Jonathan Perry
Who would be the best bro/wingman? And why is it Genji?
Jackson Sanders
Trust me with this one. DONT GO COMPETITIVE YET, probably try to get at least 1 star and understand all the maps and heroes what they can do and when to pick them. Trust me if you go comp too early you might end up in bronze/silver. I already climbed to plat but I started around 1.3k and its a pain in the ass to climb when you're that low. Bad mouthing your teammates won't help at all.
Hudson Hall
Who's, according to /owg/, objetively the hardest hero to play?
Mcree? Ana? Hanzo?
Thomas Jackson
Esports in general is a joke. Fucking league of legends the king and figurehead for esports has been proven on multiple occasions to be a scripted fuckfest
Asher Rogers
Amaris
Owen Foster
because he doesnt have a penis angela didnt put them back
Anthony Perry
It's not so much as advice but mistakes that I made when I first played the game. Pretty big thing is trickling in, I see it all the time and can be the difference between winning and losing. Another, seemingly obvious but people still do it a lot, don't 1v6 and waste your ult. Too many times have I seen a Genji or Zarya ult when the rest of the team is dead. Additionally, sometimes it's better to give up a point and live than get an extra % on the point. Only exceptions to this might be if you're Lucio and you're a pro at bouncing around or if the % is the difference between 98% and 99%. There's more but I didn't wanna ramble on too long
Owen Sullivan
Widowmakeur
Ryder Bennett
In terms of what i see when playing quick play and comp solo Hanzo must be FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE to play because i have yet to see a good hanzo
Jordan Fisher
No, user! You're supposed to give them affection and attention when they want it, but if they don't then you should respect their wishes!
Then it's not molestation, it's just normal intimate behavior, right?
Elijah Morris
>implying he doesn't
Aiden King
>most rewarding hero for good accuracy >glass cannon >counterplays are just skill matchups or lack of team coordination its mcree
Thomas Richardson
Genji/Tracer/Zarya/McCree
Colton Parker
he doesnt have you seen his model
Mason Price
Mercy custom built genjis robocock just for her
Cooper Long
I have.
That's also like saying that McCree doesn't have one either. Again
>implying he doesn't
David Lopez
I feel like Ana is the appeal to Halo babies even if it was not intentional. >guns, grenades, melee
Tyler Anderson
so its basically a dildo attached to a weaboo samurai thats not a penis
Oliver Morales
The thing is, I believe Hanzo aiming is luck past a certain point. Arrows are so delayed for long distances it's impossible to guess where will enemies move (unless they're like walking in a straight line and they haven't noticed you, which is unlikely).
>Zarya Why? Timing shields is not too hard, aiming with the beam is not harder than doing so with any other standard shoot either. And the ult is basically basic decission making and teamwork.
Noah Parker
does blizzard bans for inappropaite names or just resets it? im thinking of changing my btag to FUCKTURKS
Jaxson Moore
>Quake, TF2, COD >Tracer, Widow, Zarya
Adam Jones
Considering ive been banned before on forums for saying trump you probably shouldn't
Landon Morgan
>not making a penis cybernetic
Luis Ortiz
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Nolan Nelson
I don't main Winston but I do enjoy using the tickle cannon ever now and again.
William Johnson
ur battletag will be changed to Battlenetplayer and u will be given a chance to change it again but GMs will probably ask u to give a list of names that they will select from / give random if inappropriate
but yeah fuck turks, fucking nasty subhuman fags
blizz once changed my "inappropriate" battletag - Isengard1488
Jaxon Hernandez
Shooters >Quake 3 Arena or was it 2? All Quakes are amazing though >Nerf Arenablast >Halo 3 >Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2, or whatever one allowed perks for infinite sprint, 3mile knife lunge and throwing knives
Mains More of a Generalist, but these are generally what I'm stuck playing in Comp >Ana Lucio, if Ana's taken >Roadhog Or Rein if Healer insists >Junkers/Torb >Soldier 76
Justin Diaz
One less person to worry about bubbling or taking my gold elims.