How do I get a sexy useful mail order bride?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I want to marry a model, who has a good job like being a Nurse.

I think the most fool proof method of this is by going to Phillippines, China, or Indonesia and getting a mail order bride.

What is wrong/right about this?

Why not marry a cute RN from phillipines, bring her to USA...

Invest $50,000 in her, and collect $30,000-$100,000 a year from her.

Hell I could even make her work at a 7-11, if she was really dumb but cute.

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massdebater
massdebater

collect $30,000-$100,000 a year from her

elaborate

Playboyize
Playboyize

make her work for free at my 7-11, or she gets a job as a nurse, and pays me rent?

Snarelure
Snarelure

your wife is paying you rent?

Emberfire
Emberfire

well, shouldn't she, if she is living in my house?

StonedTime
StonedTime

Go post your fantasies on b/ you fucking retard

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

that's the exact opposite of what mail order brides are seeking

they want free everything + citizenship in exchange for companionship/sex

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

that language barrier
no thanks

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Are there legit sites for this? Can you guys really just order a cute girl and she will be you bride?

If americans and other westerns can do this i would be really fucking butthurt because i strongly belive this doesnt exist for my country.

WebTool
WebTool

what country?

FastChef
FastChef

mail order bridge
that's a certified nurse
but dumb
that will pay me to live with me
I will profit 30k+ a year off her
What kind of fucked up brain disease do you have

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I never said but dumb.
That's if she was not a RN, registered nurse, not certified

It's called schizophrenia.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Ok ignoring the moronic idea OP has about turning a mail orde rbride into an employee/tenant...

Does anyone have any legit experience with MOBs and can offer advice? I might pursue that route if I get to 28 or so and am still single. I want to have children somehow

Supergrass
Supergrass

There was a documentary that came out a few years ago called "Love Me" that is about guys looking for mail order brides in Ukraine. It was pretty depressing but worth watching if you're actually legitimately considering this.

takes2long
takes2long

What is wrong about this
You're exploiting another human being to fulfill you because you're too much of a bitch to do it yourself.

What is right about this
You'll be granting U.S. citizenship to someone who can then divorce you after a period and have a better life hopefully.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I have been thinking about this too. I know some people who have MOB's.
Your advantage is that you are wealthy (compared guys her homeland) and you treat women better.
It can work if you find the right person.
I think you should go there for a holiday and meet girls and then choose someone to marry.

5mileys
5mileys

Better yet, buy 10 and make 1 million a year!

TreeEater
TreeEater

The Asian ones won't give you any money as she will always send it all to her family. She will expect to be compensated for just spreading her damn legs. They are literally gold diggers of the highest degree. Only way to get money from her is by abusing and threatening her.

Lunatick
Lunatick

what about the indonesians?
They have the 1/2 the asian genes with the husband know's best muslim attitude?

Methnerd
Methnerd

don't bring her here if she's pretty because there are richer, better looking, hornier men here than you. also make sure she's not already married.

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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

lol

hairygrape
hairygrape

any anons on here do it? Was thinking more of going to said places and touring about till I find someone to take home. Vacation with no real end.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

where are you from?
We could do it together, if we trusted each other.

TechHater
TechHater

She'd have to be dumb to marry you.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

kek

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Digits confirm dumb one required.

Supergrass
Supergrass

don't understand

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Then you're an ideal MOB

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

worst thread on Veeky Forums by far

Booteefool
Booteefool

It's a beta provider spreading his asscheeks for divorce rape episode

Hope the green card is pretty

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

She might be a RN in the Philippines, but she isn't shit in the U.S.

Playboyize
Playboyize

RN is an RN
Doesn't matter the country, and my mommy is nurse union bitch

Techpill
Techpill

Fucking baitposting faggot go kys

TechHater
TechHater

I've been looking into buying a 7-11, how do you like it? Did you buy one from someone else or start from scratch?

FastChef
FastChef

I know it happens in Thailand because my 50something neighbour went to Thailand and came back with a 20 something junglegook who could barely speak English.

I also fucked her when he was on a business trip

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Check out the divorce rates on mail order brides.

They're 2x more likely to NOT divorce you.

5mileys
5mileys

Story time?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

he asked me to check in on her cos her English is bad and she knows me and I had some beers and put my dick in her

he's a nice guy and felt bad about it, I know he's rich but he has a bad past, family who don't talk to him etc. so maybe he's a nonce

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

You need to master the art of greentexting, young one.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Think of it this way, if he has a heart attack and she inherits, you may be able to marry up

Bidwell
Bidwell

Probably because murder most foul is the preferred outcome....

SniperWish
SniperWish

Am I wrong to be very skeptical they could ever measure this accurately?

like divorce is one thing, that's a legal status, on the books...

I'm not sure there's anyway of confirming a woman was a "mail order bride" in any consistent way enough to make that a """""fact""""""

hairygrape
hairygrape

a model, who has a good job like being a Nurse.

Such a girl would has a wide choice of capable (rich, succesful goodlooking) guys, even in the worst area of any given shithole in the world. Moving to the west and serve you as a housewife/wageslave/sexdoll would be a huge downgrade for her, despite 'Murrica or wherever you live.

Your nationality does not compensate for being an ugly lazy loser. If you want model-looks, you've got to offer something in return. Looks, money, liberty (liberty as in "baby, you don't have to work, here's my Mastercard, go shopping and blow me when I'm back home...")...

Any girl who would accept your deal (because that's basically what you offer) would divorce you the second after she's eligible to do so, kick you out of your own house and enjoy half of your assets- should there be any.

On an unrelated note: This whole post implies you don't have much experience whith women, even as buddies, right?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

*would have...

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

have a sexy 6+figure salary

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

You've posted this thread before and we already told you it's a retarded idea that doesn't make sense.
Mail-order brides are gold diggers who want green cards. They aren't interested in working at your 7-11 or paying rent.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Mail-order brides are gold diggers who want green cards.
I just want a nice, cute girl. Why are people such shit, and why do I want to fug grils so bad?

IT'S NO FAIR. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

What about mail order groom? Is there such a thing? Probably the next step of neetsdom

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

This is illegal. A couple recently got arrested for forcing her to do housework.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I didnt know working at 7-11 is considered housework

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

The point is that you can't make people work for you

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

if she agreed on working for you then its not considered being forced

Nojokur
Nojokur

As long as it's very clear and you don't even attempt to force anything that wasn't agreed upon, then yes. The wording of your post made me think you were planning on 'tricking' them.

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