in this game owing to blizzard's garbage game design if a hero isnt op and therefore a must pick then hes garbage
Carson Wright
Jamison Fawkes! And Gabriel Reyes!
James Green
I want to get high quality medical service for free from doctor Ziegler!
Daniel Reyes
Here comes T.Racer!
Sebastian Scott
he's not my bf
Henry Long
>going to a business meeting with your tit out why is genji so obscene?
Julian Allen
I fucking hate mercy players so much, holy shit
Jordan Thompson
don't worry about it
Isaiah Cook
i cant believe sombra is 30
Jeremiah Morales
his in game abilities
otherwise he's perfect
Ethan Mitchell
nth for Bleu
Isaac Morales
Play what you have fun with and don't let anyone ever tell you to switch.
As soon as you start switching to placate team mates the game stops being fun.
Juan Williams
my aim is true
Sebastian Jones
>Didn't reach the my target this season >there was time to try climb but afraid of a losing streak
who else is in this boat?
Ethan Young
>Mercy players think they're actually skilled for holding lmb all match, occasionally pressing shift and then hitting Q when they realize they fucked up
Ironically this also describes Winston players, but Winston players don't act like smug cunts, they're cool dudes who like playing as a gorilla man
Josiah Cruz
>dude who was playing hanzo all game getting literally no kills switches to Winston when there is 10 second left >hey, I switched and it didn't work, see how it wasn't Hanzo's fault?
I wonder if I'm just getting baited or if these people are genuinely retarded.
John Butler
>4mb png
by the time this loads or australians it would have been deleted
Gabriel James
>when a Widow single handedly carries the enemy team since no one can get around Eichenwalde's chokepoint and Pharah wants to just die 10 times before switching
Aaron Diaz
>tfw no cool blue gf
Jacob Gray
>when the widow on your team never leaves spawn because there is a single tracer spawncamping and she can't aim
Luis Adams
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Dylan Rivera
Hana is for sex
Jeremiah Rivera
>but Winston players don't act like smug cunts This right here is the sign of a true mercy main.
Carson Jenkins
ok so i know its still early and the event has 2 weeks but assuming worst case scenario should i finish unlocking all the dance emotes or continue saving up for 76 and pharah skins?
there will likely be better skins released for those 2 but its unlikely we will get better emotes than the dance emotes anytime soon
David Diaz
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Asher Howard
>pedo
Aiden Mitchell
>When you single ult a half dead widow in qp for funsies
Connor Allen
This so fucking much
>go to the payload >5 enemies waiting for me there >die >check where my teammates are >5 of them struggling to take down a single tracer on spawn
This is on Masters.
Isaac Thomas
I want to go bike riding with Fareeha
John Bell
>for free
Jaxon Scott
>be McCree on defense >sit outside enemy spawn at start >wait for last enemy to run out >stun and kill >run away laughing as the rest of the enemies don't even realize what just happened
Nuthin personal, partner
Justin Morris
>playing qp at any point after level 25
neck yourself
Jose Richardson
I find the idea of Sombra and Widow applying makeup and engaging in gossip before going out on a high stakes assassination Talon mission to be quite humorous
Levi Ramirez
>their widow is GM >your widow is low plat
Landon Moore
>when an enemy Widow headshots your entire team on the first point of King's Row and there's nothing you can do because she practically can sit in spawn and see the point
Nolan Wright
>tfw defend as Widow after 1st point is taken on Eichenwalde >keep the enemy team in their spawn Arcade is a joy. >tfw it'll never happen in comp
Jayden Lee
>DIe die pyama top level art, would give the artist money if I had any left in my budget.
Carter Cox
>that pic
S/he's right tho? I'm not gonna chase your ass as Ana because you decided to wait in front of the enemy spawn.
Jack Diaz
My meme is notice by Chu
Juan James
ORISA IS THE CUTEST OVERWATCH!
Jayden Barnes
*sees you through a 3 pixel wide gap for .5 seconds* *takes half your hp*
how can you defend this shit?
Parker Nelson
Beautiful
Nathan Jackson
...
Charles Perez
Reinhardt is fun. >Earthshatter still can stun people on and behind the payload
Gavin Adams
>mercy main attempts to bait in order to change the conversation
stop
Angel Smith
Orisa is literally wife material, all other girls are sluts
Justin Powell
Free weekenders are so cute :3
Jonathan Gomez
that image holy shit lmao it's like they don't realize mercy is so easy you can know all of her mechanics without even playing her
Henry Diaz
>trying to brush up on my Ana play >constantly get dived by Genji, Tracer, Winston, Reaper, etc >no one on my team will assist me and I just die over and over >our tanks spam I NEED HEALING mere seconds after a Winston jumped over their heads and started zapping me to death
Oliver Martinez
Any hero who does not have at least 50% pick rate in pro tourneys must be underpowered!!!
Elijah Brown
*blocks your path*
Nolan Wright
>that time when torb was overpowered on console because console shitters cant aim
Brandon Jenkins
Mercy rides em hard and shatters your pelvis
Dylan Hernandez
>double enemy sniper >stand in the same place >people just die and respawn to go back to poking them until they get killed in one hit
FUuuuuuuck this game is so triggering.
Matthew Bennett
If anything Torbjorn's turret needs a buff, honestly
Gabriel Ramirez
How can someone be so perfect?
James Johnson
*flies over it* *shoots you in the face* *get frozen* *have enough hp to still shoot you in the face afterwards* *get burst out of my meka* *fuck you cunt do you think i would ever take my finger off the m1 button you're getting shot in the face*
Carter Long
I just want to blow a load on her brown tummy desu
Luis Lee
this general really does complain about every fucking hero
How McCree managed to get so drunk he managed to miss Junkers planning a heist literally next to him?
Jose Gutierrez
BJORN?
Joshua Brooks
Why is this game so frustrating to play compared to TF2
Benjamin Brown
Trombone turret is made from tin foil and dies garbage dps. Tobjorn is a shit tier hero.
Dominic Diaz
Did Doomguy fuck a pit lord while rampaging through hell?
Camden Gutierrez
Smaller team size, you can't get away with having 2 or 3 shitters on the team.
Josiah Powell
HANZO'S SUCH A RETARDED FUCKING CHARACTER FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Cameron Price
>want to chill in qp and have some fun games. >never have fun in qp games. >every single game is just 5dps autists on your team. >enemy team alsways has a tank and smoe form of healer. >enemy team usually has players over 500+ sr over you. >get shitstomped every game.
How can anyone actually have fun playing QP unless they're some kind of vapid healslut?
Charles Howard
he drank too much and blacked out that boy needs to get to AA
Ryan Martin
SKAHTTAH
Elijah Hall
torb is literally a must pick on total mayhem because turret has 600 hp and 1.6k when molten cored
Nathaniel King
Imagine Roadhog trying to sit on one of those chairs.
John Parker
STRIKE AT THE HEART
Jose Nelson
THE MINUSCULE MAN
Jaxson Nelson
But Roadhog and Junkrat were long gone by then going by the holiday comic.
Jaxson Jenkins
Aiming on console is actually easy as shit with all the handicaps they give everyone, turning around is the issue.
Jose Stewart
Sounds like me desu
Lucas Thompson
>Hey daddyo I want this skin now. Fucking Blizz and their rng kike bullshit.
David Flores
Junkrat buff
Increase health to 275 2 traps faster mine
Dominic Johnson
You just forgot about what made TF2 frustrating because all the good players left. >Demoman with Loch n Load+ Charge shield + Eyelander >Soldiers who use the "Charge up your rockets and fire them all at the same time" rockets PERFECTLY >Immortal Black Box Soldiers >Soldiers in general >Random crits Honestly fuck TF2 looking back.
Levi Wright
total mayhem is a stupid meme mode and Zarya dominates it with her fucking bubbles
Cooper Hernandez
SAUCE
Camden Diaz
>E's you for 100 damage
Nathan Stewart
He does work more as a brick wall tank than he does a squishy dps. He would still be countered by Zarya.
Jeremiah Sanchez
How many competitive points will you be getting in five hours, /owg/?
What golden gun are you going to buy?
Henry Clark
>winston running circles around a bastion tickling him to death .webm
Jordan Clark
Is hammer a gun?
Colton Hall
Because it was a lot more memey and people didn't even play it in a competitive manner. Most maps were heavily skewed towards either team so people just took turns winning and that was okay.
Blake Morales
Place your bets
Brayden Reyes
>tfw heroes will never have varied melee damage
Winston and Mercy should not do the same amount of melee damage
Isaac Sanders
HP 250 mine knock back increased Arch reduced slightly 6 bombs rather than 5
Cameron Johnson
Behind makes sense because its a floating car.
Levi Watson
3 grey 1 blue or 2 blue 2 grey
Gavin Phillips
Consider using the "step out of the way" strat. Counters a lot of abilities
Jace Green
3000 symm gun because I'm a filthy no brain, no aim symm main
Eli Martinez
It was never their intention to make it so that it can't stun people on or behind the payload. Also with this update Rein's abilities are all bugged and have a huge delay if you have anything above 40ms and his M1 hammer swings in order to register a hit need to finish the whole animation. In other words wait for fix, avoid playing Rein right now.