ITT shitty car names

It's still a depressing shitbox

>Ford Probe
>Doesn't probe your rectum

It was fucking '97 we had the technology.

don't forget the escort

I drive a Berlingo, the fuck is a Berlingo?

>mustang
>over 1hp

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To be fair horses can produce more than 1 horse power

>Wraith
>Not an actual wraith

Not sure about why they picked that name, but a berlingot is just another name for tetrapack, or more recently any type of flexible liquid packaging.

M'comrade

>car is an escort
>my whore of an ex drove one

Bravo, ford

>kangoo
>can't even jump

>atom
Visible to the eye

what the fuck is that turd

>mustang
>not a must

Its face sort of looks like a ghost though.

what does a ghost look like?

I dunno, the face just looks sort of ghosty to me.

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we muz tangs

Nissan Versa. Apparently Amerifats insist that even econoshitboxes must be sedans because they want them to not only be dreadful, but also impractical.

>is that a hon day

Firebird

>Not on fire nor a bird

>hon day

It's a classic naming trend... but it should be kept to being written in Italian.
812 Superleggera not 812 superfast

Dacia Docker

It also helps with normies in general

Dokker

And that's why all non-cucked countries use kW for power measurement instead of HP

>mini cooper
>not actually mini

Superleggera means super light, but you're right that ferrari has made a car called Superfast before, in the form of the 500 superfast

Nissan Stanza.

In many countries it was called the Nissan Violet - not much better.

>MP4-12C
>not a fax machine

Kwash......Kwashkwie? Kwashquay?

Great idea marketing department, name a car a word customers cant even pronounce

Lada Granta
>you still have to pay for it

Kah-sh-kai

vee dubya toilet-rag

Kia Cee'd
>doesnt grow anything when planted

morono

>Honda Prelude
>Isn't a prelude to a better car

Honda REALLY dropped the ball on that one.

wtf did they really call that a McLaren Pre - Owned?

Bipper is such a cute name :)

Cherokee is a better name than Liberty, imo.

I agree. I like it.

You are so wrong, superleggera is superlight, learn your shit you asshole.

Berlin+Twingo

>doesn't contain chickens

ha

Would be cool if someone stanced a Stanza though.

I wish Lada wouldn't try to make cool designs everytime. I mean, most of the lines don't go anywhere. It's a shitbox, stop pretending.

escort means premium whore in italian :^)

U r brain dead

They are slowly improving. But still can't stop putting weird ass indentations on the body panels.

You are probably too retarded to drive too if you can't fucking read that

CC6460DY

I don't think I've ever seen a non-butt hurt yuropost

Those are design elements lada gets most shit for.

Lada X-Ray
>you can't see shit through it

They even try to pretend those are cool

And I've never seen American reply with arguments instead of insults.

>that exterior design
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS OK?

:(

An Italian car named after the Spanish word for "Bat"

Why would you name a supercar after bats?
Bats fucking suck, they aren't that fast, they're mostly blind, they carry rabies like no other, they're ugly. If you want to name something fast after a flying creature use something cool like Golden Eagle not fucking Bat. Look at the japs, they named their fugly top speed bike Hayabusa, fucking cool name and fucking cool bird.

Berlin go?

Those who want to make bodyshop monkey's work a hell

Wrong

a bat is a fucking hunting machine that can track down prey based solely on echolocation. have you ever seen a bat fly? they're as maneuverable as the bugs they chase, and for something that is 1000% larger, that's stupid fucking impressive.

don't be mad that you can't hunt prey like a bat. those fuckers are cold blooded killers.

>shitty car names
i have the worst offender, presenting the Daihatsu Scat.

>have you ever seen a bat fly?
Yeah I live in the fucking boondocks buddy they fly like mosquitos wow they're maneuverable so is everything else that size with fucking wings and echolocation? driving is completely visual.

i didn't realize that bats drove cars

oh wait they don't. what they do is go out in the middle of the night and track down unsuspecting insects based just on hearing and high frequency screeches. shit is amazing.

why don't you go use your .22 to hunt some deer based on your 'visuals'. or you could go to walmart like the rest of the rednecks and hunt down some twinkies.

>Ford Raptor
>Hasn't been backflip kicked by Vanessa Lee Chester

Dacia Break

>Something cool
>Golden eagle
>Not the German Imperial eagle

Fuck you

t. bat

My argument is that your gay and I'm gonna need you to stfu

In Ford's defense the turn signals and the side profile from the firewall forward were actually shaped like dicks.

Goddamn, lol. You're so stupid that you can't relate the abstract so you immediately jump to a strawman to make yourself feel superior.

Looks like a 4 door trueno

Renault did

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>Ford Galaxy
>no real galaxy

Goes like a bat out of hell?

>Nissan Stanza
ISHYGDDT

>bats are ugly
>he's never seen a fruit bat

bats arnt blind at all

Aww.

>Honda prelude
Isn't a prelude to anything
>Nissan march
Has wheels
>Honda logo
Isn't just just a huge Honda logo
>Toyota century
Doesn't last 100 years
>ford mondeo
>wasn't made exclusively on Mondays
>dodge magnum
Isn't particularly large
>Nissan fairlady
Isn't fair at all
>Honda integra
Can be disassembled
>Vauxhall corsa
Is slow
>Nissan Silvia
This name is perfect. It's just a nice name

/autism my toast has popped

>Nissan Juke
One letter away from Joke or Puke

>factory dented so real dents are less obvious in your slav shithole
nice

>maserati quattroporte
wow nice i want a luxury car named four doors

also some of my favouriutes
>Isuzu GIGA 20 Light Dump
>Mitsubishi Lettuce
>Mazda Titan Dump
>Isuzu Mysterious Utility Wizard
>scion xD
>nissan titan XD