ITT shitty car names

It's still a depressing shitbox

>Ford Probe
>Doesn't probe your rectum

It was fucking '97 we had the technology.

don't forget the escort

I drive a Berlingo, the fuck is a Berlingo?

>mustang
>over 1hp

...

To be fair horses can produce more than 1 horse power

>Wraith
>Not an actual wraith

Not sure about why they picked that name, but a berlingot is just another name for tetrapack, or more recently any type of flexible liquid packaging.

M'comrade