First for Hammond is not going to be a hero you stupid fucking retards
Connor Gomez
Blue
Luke Hall
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Jack Powell
Around 25 boxes I believe.
Ryan Cook
New hero when? new map when?
Levi Rivera
Orisa mains WW@?!
Matthew Nelson
Here comes T.Racer!
Christopher Gonzalez
yeah, what a bunch of dumb assholes
Hammond is clearly going to be a villain
Benjamin Long
...
Mason Roberts
xd I get it hahaha
ur a funny guy :DD
Adrian Powell
"You know I can't feel the cold Jack." "Be quiet."
Logan Jackson
Where the fuck is my T.ron skin for Tracer blizzard?!
Jace Rogers
>That one quickplay tryhard Genji in a team with 5 shits just accept the fate matchmaking has bestowed upon you lmao
Justin Jones
>heroes never die >for a price
What did she mean by this?
Levi Green
1 week
>All other heroes are teased 1 week before content drops >Anniversary event ends on tuesday, the day most content updates come in
Mason Cruz
>tfw have gotten absolutely no event related epics yet
Why does this game hate me so much?
Zachary Smith
You don't play enough.
Justin Long
Tyrone?
Leo Kelly
Buy boxes. Jeff needs a new car.
Dominic Carter
She'll send you her consultation fee
Blake Brown
Which hero... likes rocks?
Ethan Evans
I NEED TO BREED ANA
Michael Johnson
Rocky
Hudson Thompson
>play off-season >start playing with some people around my skill level >about 4 or so wins later start getting matched up with people in masters with the occasional gm
Isaiah Ramirez
>Mercy dance >Reaper dance >Mei dance (trash) >Reinhardt dance >Widowmaker dance >D.Va skin Don't care about the rest of the shit enough to tick it off
Zachary Long
THE ROAD AHEAD LOOKS ROCKY
BUT THATS ALL RIGHT WITH ME
Kayden Hughes
REMINDER THAT GENJI LOVES TO LICK MCCREES DIRTY BUNGHOLE CLEAN
Lucas Scott
I just want the DVa's skin. That's all I want.
Also the new character better be fucking good. I'm sad that Doomfist probably won't be the next hero. Oh well... I understand that they never planned to make Doomfist a playable character so I'll be patient.
Jayden James
This is your new hero.Say something nice about him
Christian Foster
OVERWATCH: THE MOVIE Starring Ariel Winter as: Mei
Nathaniel Cruz
I like his humor and his taste in cars is OK.
Zachary Watson
I'd fuck his twinky ass all night and day
Sebastian Clark
i'll hook you in the gabber, ya cheeky cunt
Evan Brooks
...
Brayden Butler
>3D
Fund it
Matthew Rogers
better comedic foil to clarkson than may is
Wyatt Stewart
...
Daniel Miller
...
Noah Campbell
>first two boxes of the event >immediately get Bedouin and Jazzy >nothing since then
I want so many of these skins.
Luis Nelson
Nah man, it's Genji and Mercy.
Grayson Jones
CURRENT STATUS OF EVERY HERO >Ana and Soldier hunting Reaper >Bastion being dragged along with Torb >D. Va livestreaming her Kaiju missions >Genji chilling with Zenyatta in Nepal >Hanzo dicking around in Japan >Junkrat and Roadhog dicking around Australia >Lucio prepping his concert in Numbani >McCree getting drunk in Dorado with Sombra >Mei??? >Mercy doing medicine in the Middle East >Orisa is literally a week old in Numbani >Pharah coming back from visiting her father in Canada >Reaper standing in the rain in an alley staring at happy people >Reinhardt??? >Symmetra??? >Tracer boning her GF while Winston watches >Widowmaker kept in a Talon icebox whenever she's not on a mission or looking at Gerard's grave >Zarya searching for Sombra
What happens next?
Jeremiah Johnson
>opened 21 boxes >get two legendary skins so far >Goth Zarya >Frog Lucio Please kill me
Carter Powell
Has she shoved her chronal accelerator up her butt or what?
Gavin Torres
But I love James, he is as sad and pathetic as I am.
Landon Nelson
Tracer and Winston go TO THE MOON
Sebastian King
I don't think Mercy would be all that interested in a canonically no dick having manlet
Kayden Sanchez
Mei suffers a heart attack because she's too fat
Michael Adams
Chronal buttplug that lets her have orgasms out of this dimension.
Asher Sullivan
Why would they go through the trouble of making all that Doomfist lore if he wouldn't be playable?
I think he's being delayed because people want Terry Crews to voice him and having a celebrity as a VA is usually a terrible idea because of their schedule.
Jose Martin
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Tyler Mitchell
>Jack.. you are going to catch a cold! Sleep inside with me and have my coat
Chase Foster
Doomfist is planned for Blizzcon.
The Overwatch hero release cycle is projected for 3 heroes a year, with one hero being teased along the entire year, wherein they're revealed at Blizzcon with a brand new cinematic. Sombra was last year, Doomfist is this year, third Shimada sister is next year
Jayden Nguyen
Cute!
Chase Turner
GENJI LOVES TO LICK MCCREES DIRTY BUNGHOLE CLEAN
Aiden Ortiz
>protect healers >win >dive enemy healers >win >don't do either >lose
Is this a hard concept to understand
Justin Rodriguez
>third Shimada sister Who are the other two sisters?
Nolan Williams
Board room members
Isaac Morgan
>implying no dick >implying no interest
Ayden Johnson
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Nolan Brooks
Gonna play all S4 games as her! Gold league, here I come!
Isaac Thomas
>caring about sprays
Dominic Barnes
huey dewey and louie shimada
Thomas James
Artemis and Cheshire
Justin Sanders
So many people people can't play 3vs3 for shit, it's curious I got pretty good teammates amd we just grouped up and rolled everybody It was strange, 3vs3 is pretty straightforward and easy to understand mode
Ian Evans
It's season 5 already, user
Kevin Mitchell
Show me ya ES FOR!
Aaron Wilson
Valentine's Day Interactions, senpai.
Nathaniel Taylor
i don't care about those either but i can't leave a giant white void in the image
Luis Turner
>What happens next?
Something that will, at best, only concern a few heroes and won't be followed up on.
Joshua Cruz
But S4 is already over
Kevin Lee
Pharmercy has the best art
Colton Russell
Papa Shimada hero when?
Jason Watson
What the fuck is this supposed to be?
Hunter Martin
Not playing this dogshit hero until she's fixed.
David Phillips
Whatever, gonna end up in gold anyway. 4 golds or not you can't really carry with Orisa in solo.
The guy is only a part of torso, a head and an arm. So yes, canonally no dick
Meh, forced interest that was badly received.
They're no going to move forward with it, or any ship for that matter
Oliver Rogers
There's some decent stuff but there's also a really bad habit of making Pharah way too manly.
Joseph Martin
Mercy is for breeding.
Hudson Gray
Would Overwatch be better if it was just S4 League? Yes
Joshua Peterson
LEAKED BLIZZ INTERNAL FILE OF THE SHIMADA FAMILY TREE
Blake Peterson
An alternate take on the valkyrie/Egyptian warrior
Isaac Jenkins
Genji can still eat, so it isn't just part of a torso, head, and arm.
It wasn't even forced when it's been hinted since Genji's bio and it wasn't badly received except by Pharmercy shippers because it sunk their /u/ ship, and they moved forward with it seeing as they even let the v-day voice lines play live.
Juan Martinez
Looks very in Jeff drawing style Most like this picture is legit
Robert Bennett
Ah I see
We have their parents: Peter Shimada and Sue Shimada and then of course Hanzo Shimada, Genji Shimada and the missing brother Klaus Shimada.
Brandon Smith
Orisa is the breeding queen around here
Isaiah Powell
>somone actually saved it and reposted it hearty kek user, thanks