Trips decides my settlement offer

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

trips decides my settlement offer

case is wrongful eviction, demand is $5,500,000 plus costs and statutory damages for $100 a day since late december

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Good luck.

DeathDog
DeathDog

3m

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Ask them for their offer. They're coming to you, they clearly have a number in mind.

Then, you take the number, add at least 50%, and that's what they're hoping to settle for.

Then, you counter with a number that would make you extremely happy.

Have you really never negotiated anything before?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

kill urself

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

How did your attorney arrive at $5.5M as your number for damages?

Lunatick
Lunatick

i don't have one. my reasoning is set out in my complaint as follows (500k emotional, 1 mil exemplary, rest loss of use and other things, general and special trebled by statute)

i already know what my ideal settlement offer is going to be, and it's complicated because of what i know about him and his co-defendant

(surety bond of ~$50,000 pending resolution in my favor of the case, ensuring that he will provide evidence, etc to me)

King_Martha
King_Martha

500k emotional
Is this normal in burger land

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Seriously how the fuck do they even price this shit.

Bidwell
Bidwell

If this is what they actually wrote, they have a shit attourney. Take the amount you want, then multiply it by 3. They'll try to give you around 10%-15% of that. Settle for 30%.

idontknow
idontknow

Wrongful eviction?

Fuck off deadbeat. How about your client doesn't get his throat cut in his sleep? Tell client to pay the rent on time next time

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

i'm the person who got wrongfully evicted homoboy.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

They just add huge numbers here because other categories have caps and require proof. It should just be renamed judicial punishment for being a douche.

Methnerd
Methnerd

You were going to live in that apartment for 20 years? Really? How many apartments have you lived in for 20 years? You want to fuck with my livelihood? If you were my ex-tenant you would be resting peacefully in the woods right now

TreeEater
TreeEater

i mean, the defendant had been living there for 20 years so

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

judicial punishment for being a douche.
It's more of an IQ test. If you're not smart enough to buy business liability insurance you're going to have a bad time.

Skullbone
Skullbone

i mean, he owns it so

Evilember
Evilember

no he doesn't. he was subleasing it to me.

the real cash is in his landlord, who participated.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Yeah, because

Muh feelings

TechHater
TechHater

Thats why youre not rich, noone with brains and money would risk a nice life and a multimillion dollar complex for one faggot. If they'd good theyd delay them through lawyers for as long as they can, and then pay as little as possible.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

why do you not have an attorney? why are you posting on Veeky Forums???? WHY WHY WHY WTF

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

your complaint reads like a litigious 10 year old

lucky to get 5k + court costs you scumbag

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

The landlord's attorney should just offer some rope as settlement.

He'd probably fuck that up though and sue the rope company and Mother Nature for providing a faulty tree.

5 million for emotional distress sounds about right.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Yes. America treats lawsuits like ballgames treat hotdogs.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Fuck you. I've been wrongfully evicted by a psychotic landlord before and it's totally fucked.

Sometimes the landlord realizes the market is hot and they underpriced their unit. So they just make some shit up and evict the tenant. It's beyond fucked up.

"Oh hey I need you to leave and take everything in the next 30 days, so I can make an extra $500 a year"

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Can we get the full story here (play by play) before rendering judgement?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

oh leaf u know so little about us

Lunatick
Lunatick

triple by statute, faggot

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

i mean if they throw ur shit on the curb u were probably an ass to them in the first place.

Booteefool
Booteefool

you should go to tg or qst for your role playing needs.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

you need to look up the law in your state with regards to a tenant leaving and whether or not you still had a lease. you can sue for damages if they were the ones to damage your property and not other circumstances. if you only slept on the stairs for one day you can't really sue for emotional distress unless you couldn't find any where else to live. also you need to show proof of the uncashed checks, that ultimately should help you win.

King_Martha
King_Martha

he admitted to everything on paper to a government agency lol

Soft_member
Soft_member

why would the owner of a $5000 a month condo behave this way? what did they have to gain by throwing you out and not cashing your checks?

viagrandad
viagrandad

wew wrong post but w/e talk to me OP you larping faggot

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

he's just the subtenant. the real money is the psychotic old lady that owns the place.

in any case, i have no clue what that idiot thought he was doing. he didn't like my guests or whatever.

Inmate
Inmate

are you sure that the old lady owner is liable? if she didn't know about what the subtenant was up to she might be immune. is he an employee of the lady or in some kind of official capacity? or is this some kind of off the books arrangement you had renting from subtenant

is cali one of those gay states where tenants basically have more rights then the owner? if so, yeah i'd be suing everything that wasn't bolted down as well

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

You don't have a fucking lawyer? Lmao Jesus fucking Christ. Good luck getting even 2% of that amount.

Methnerd
Methnerd

allegedly, she threw everything out onto the street herself, by hand.

lawyers are for idiots.

Emberburn
Emberburn

allegedly, she threw everything out onto the street herself, by hand.

wew lad, the owner of your building threw everything out after her subtenant refused to cash a check

that's pretty rock solid if you aren't larping, ask for two million, bargain down to one

whereismyname
whereismyname

lawyers are for idiots

You need ten lawyers, then.

Soft_member
Soft_member

The purpose of these cases is to make you whole, not enrich you. Despite the liberal le consumer protectionist area you live in, the courts still tend to practice this simple rule

Do they even have millions to pay out? Because it doesn't sound like it

farquit
farquit

The real money is in loss of use.

I hear 'not to enrich' a lot, but the fact is that both statutory and treble damages apply.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Checked

But seriously dude, a fucking lawyer is almost absolutely necessary for any civil matter outside of small claims
If this escalates to court (which it will if you're asking for an unreasonable amount of money such as $5.5 million), you're gonna need a lawyer and it's better to give them more time to prep and familiarize themselves with the case.

MPmaster
MPmaster

In all honesty, this is so fun that I don't care if I win or lose.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Upon information and belief, the usual rate of rent without rent control for the part of the apartment that I had subleased is approximately $5,000 per month. When subtracted for the rate I was paying and multiplied by the number of years I intended to stay at said unit, namely at least twenty years or until defendant ______ death or move-out, this constitutes at least $996,000 in damages.

this constitutes at least $996,000 in damages
no it doesn't. I really hope you don't expect to get $5.5 million from this...

hairygrape
hairygrape

This just gets better and better. You were paying $10,000 a year for a space that usually goes for $60,000 a year? Please do tell us how you got that long-nosed deal.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

You were paying $10,000 a year for a space that usually goes for $60,000 a year?
to be fair, most places you rent has had the rent cost risen to jewish levels.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

They usually go with 5 years.

Inherited rent control from 1997.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

california
expired foreign passport
of course OP is a mexishit.

hopefully the judge rules against you for being a greedy parasite.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

3m

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

So 5 times 60,000 is 300,000. How did you arrive at 996,000?

And by the way you will be awarded numbers based on the rent control. So if anything $50,000 not $996,000.

Please post more of your complaint so we can have more laughter.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

hey, retard: i'm claiming 20 years.

it's up to them to state their version of the facts. i base my allegations on publicly available rent figures for other units in the building, adjusted for square footage. i'll request related evidence in discovery, and if they refuse to provide it and fail to deny my claim of their unit's fair rental value, they're fucked.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

explain why if you are suing for court costs you do not want to get a lawyer?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

i'm legally entitled to costs of suit, and if I do get a lawyer i naturally want attorney's fees.

MPmaster
MPmaster

get a lawyer and get your sure money. going in there by yourself is not going to help your case in the least, especially if they have representation. this whole thing stinks of revenge and greed, make a legit claim and get a solid payout.

girlDog
girlDog

So 20 times 60,000 is 1,200,000. How did you arrive at 996,000?

And by the way you will be awarded numbers based on the rent control. So if anything $50,000 not $996,000.

Please post more of your complaint so we can have more laughter.

5mileys
5mileys

Haha, it's actually funny how you're functionally retarded. My rent was 850 and the market value is 5000. I can see you're good at multiplication, so maybe you're good at subtraction too.

massdebater
massdebater

Also, 'based on the rent control' is a completely nonsensical phrase in the context you're using it. Loss of use damages in San Francisco are generally calculated based off of the cost I would sustain by relocating into a unit with basically the same statistics. Jury verdicts and even some settlements regularly reach six figures. It's funny how you have some kind of intellectual disability.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Jesus Christ remind me never to rent to OP. Why'd you really get kicked out, huh?

Bidwell
Bidwell

Yeah op, and my kidney market value is about 600.000€. Anyone buying?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Seriously i only need 1

Flameblow
Flameblow

you're functionally retarded

I'm suing for $5.5 million because I got kicked out of my $10,000 a year apartment for selling drugs and had $3,000 of personal property destroyed.
reread that 3 times and let it sink in.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Of course he's not mexican, mexicans are weak stupid submissive ass-kissers. This guy is a US citizen. If you didn't commit crime, I hope you win your suit OP. Ask for 5M, I don't think they'll give you more than 3.

Lunatick
Lunatick

You're not going to win shit faggot enjoy years of court

girlDog
girlDog

Why won't you post the whole story? Is it because you are in the wrong?

Landlords don't often kick out paying tenants who are following the rules.

Snarelure
Snarelure

I audit apartment complexes. Your offer should be detailed out as follows:

moving expenses: 3500
temporary storage: 1500
rental deposit at new apartment: 1500
some other expense: 3500
total expense: 10,000

anything like a million is stupid and they will fight and you will get nothing

you give them the above offer and they will pay you 10 grand to go away

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I'm Singaporean.

These people aren't exactly big fish. The landlord has no liquid assets and the property is heavily encumbered by liens, and the master tenant is a drunkard who has to sublease. I don't mind litigating them into bankruptcy, especially since the subtenant who conspired to replace me abruptly moved out and he is stuck in the position of taking out loans to defend the action.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I love court. I hope it drags out for at least three years so I can get my sweet statutory damages.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

16 million dollars
great advice

anyways op, youre fucking retarded. ask for first/last month back + security deposit and $3,000. you'll be lucky to get that.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Why do none of you people know anything whatsoever about rent control?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Wow you are an actual retard.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

says the guy suing for 5.5 million dollars because he was kicked out of his 500sft apt for selling drugs and probably violating other terms of the lease

get a grip man, step back a few feet and think about all of this. You will spend years in civil court to get nothing if you dont wise up to this whole process.

They are asking what it will take to settle this, give them a reasonable number your moron. if you dont and hold out for millions it will go to trial and they will win

let me just ask you this OP, have you ever been to court? civil court?

SniperWish
SniperWish

Yes. I filed suit against my private college in Massachusetts for trying to expel me for my opinions. I sought injunctive relief and came out with a confidential settlement after three months of wriggling around with motions and discovery.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

That's a university who doesn't want bad PR and you were technically in the right from what you stated. Not the same thing as a landlord booting your ass and you suing for five and a half large. As someone half-way through second year of law school allow me to let you in on a fun fact, you're either going to lose this case or win a substantially smaller amount than what you're requesting.

Serious question, who is your ex-landlord's attorney? If it's anybody of note within the SanFran area then you are extra fucked and this whole case could be flipped around on you once you get in front of a judge. Try not to 'sperg out in court also.

Illusionz
Illusionz

good luck man.

ill reiterate one more time before leaving: ask for around $10,000 (explain how youve come to that number) and see what they say.

If you lose this opportunity and take it to trial you have a 99.9% chance of getting nothing (and that's with a lawyer, kid).

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Also, TWELVE causes of action on an wrongful eviction suit? Can you even prove that your ex-landlord "openly refused to cash rental checks..." without the argument being a "he said, she said" pissing contest? Genuinely curious now...

likme
likme

I'm technically in the right because the asshole illegally locked me out from a property I had the right to live in.

With regards to the Massachusetts lawsuit, I only won after the judge denied my preliminary injunction motion. I was coincidentally also accused of running into other people's dorms and screaming 'I'm here to do violence to all trans people', but I turned it around on them by claiming they were discriminating against me for being transgender.

who is your ex-landlord's attorney
His only other case is a meth head's restraining order, complete with a twenty-page 'declaration' autobiography. He went to an unaccredited law school, failed the bar six times, became a lawyer six months ago, uses a fake forwarding mail address and doesn't know how to meet and confer or the local rules of service.

I think I'll be okay.

He admitted to all of it it on paper to a government agency, along with some sob story alleging that I had unauthorized subtenants.

Even if I did have unauthorized subtenants, I had the right to subtenants because we never had a written lease. Even if I didn't have the right to subtenants, I offered him proper notice under SF rent control laws.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

This whole situation is even more interesting to me now. Can you elaborate on what you said about not having a written lease?

Methnerd
Methnerd

because we never had a written lease

ok ill stay, go on OP...

I want to know what they allege against you, besides the "unauthorized subtenants"

Emberfire
Emberfire

No one is going to settle this for more than 3 months of rent and loss of property (2-3k). If this goes before a judge they are going to get you less and give you the boot.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Tenancy at will (what I'm assuming you had going with your ex-landlord) is kind of tricky but I'll give it a shot. What angle are you taking in this case? Improper notice? Discrimination?

RavySnake
RavySnake

Do you have a copy of the rental agreement between your father and your ex-landlord? I think it'll come up.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Here is his set of allegations/admissions. I think he's greatly exaggerating the situation, but I'll have to wait for him to specifically allege these as affirmative defenses before I deny or admit any of it.

You will notice he refers to me as a male instead of a female. It's not a pretty picture for him in front of a jury, all around.

$100 per day minimum, friend.

Yes.

Rent control. Also, he literally refused to let me back in.

I don't really need to allege discrimination, but the landlord's correspondence doesn't exactly help his case.

It's not up to a judge. It's up to a jury who won't even know that the damages will be trebled.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I think you have a solid case based on what info you've given in this thread. Be sure to emphasize emotional trauma (because of prejudice due to you being transgender) to get the discrimination play working with the jury to ensure maximum settlement funds. Best of luck!

Also, to stay on topic of "trips get's to decide settlement" if this is trips then $4m flat.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Thank you.

As a side note - did you know that if there were 'unauthorized subtenants', they were homeless transgender women with nowhere else to go?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

bewahahahhah how butt blasted this slumlord is

good job op, fuck this rent seeking capitalist faggot in his ass with no lube. RUIN HIS FUCKING LIFE!!!!

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

so are you actually transgendered? I thought you were just lying to win your college case.

Youre totally fucked. Your best bet is to make a bunch of shit up alleging he discriminated against you and bullied you while you lived there or something.

seriously? did you even read that? this is dead in the water and you want 5.5 million dollars lol.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Those "unauthorized subtenants" would be called "guests" in a normal situation. That is unless they paid rent to you, received mail at the unit, moved in furniture, etc. I think a guest becomes an unauthorized tenant after spending something like 14 days in a month within the rental property? How long were the people living with you?

If he cashed even one of your rental checks then disregard the argument pertaining to the previous lease your father had with the ex-landlord. I think that would nullify it.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Yes, I read it. I read that he admitted to almost everything I alleged in my complaint.

He did in fact bully me while I lived there. The police were called.

Yeah, it does.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Also, I don't recall with sufficient specificity to allow me to testify under oath as to how long those people remained on the premises.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

That makes things a little more sticky but you should still be in the clear as you and your ex-landlord had no sort of written and mutually agreed upon agreement. Contract law and property law aren't my areas of expertise (securities law is) but like I said earlier, you should be fine.

5mileys
5mileys

So you DID have homeless trans women living in your rental space (14+ days in a month)?

We arnt the judge here man, dont feed me that crap. i wont care about you or your case in 15 minutes when i start cooking dinner.

If youre lying about one little simple thing that he's got on you, then your fucked. Be honest with the random people evaluating your case.

w8t4u
w8t4u

I am honest about everything. Even if I did, I had the right to subtenants due to the lack of a written agreement, so he had no grounds to recover the premises.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Just sounds like this guy is being honest and transparent -- and was actually trying to help you and your father out. You, the shithead pervert -- freshly kicked out of college, return the favor by returning months later in the middle of the night demanding he let you stay there. then, after sleeping in his staircase, you attempt to file a lawsuit and sue him for 5.5 million dollars on account of you not having your shit together and a real place to stay.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Maybe he shouldn't have cashed the check for AFTER I allegedly vacated the premises if he didn't want me to continue to rent the place.

TreeEater
TreeEater

lol antifa commie cunt, don't you have a bandana to wrap around your face?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Don't take offense to this but your post sounds like you have issues of repressed sexuality, some sort of deep adolescent conflict with your parent(s), and egotistical issues (among other things). You should drink more water, watch less television, exercise more, and learn to enjoy what you have while being happy with yourself and the decisions you've made in life.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

duly noted bud

Emberfire
Emberfire

where did u get this picture of me

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Thank you.

I also sent him notices in compliance with the rent ordinance, which mandates that even when a prohibition against subtenants exists, tenants have a right to subtenants.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

We're gonna be armed next time. Are you sure you're ready for your revolution yet, commie?

massdebater
massdebater

honest and transparent
Have you ever heard the phrase 'don't talk to the police without a lawyer'?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

lol.

Judges get pissed when people get irrational or greedy. Then they throw out the case, bang the gavel and say "case dismissed".

Then the losing one is you because you went to the time and effort and paid an attorney.

If your batshit story is as you say, you gonna lose son. I'm surprised the landlord is offering you anything.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

OP is insane. And a thief.

As someone who has been frivolously sued before, I hope you get what's coming to you. And you will.

/thread

Evilember
Evilember

bang the gavel
I'm sorry that you watch too much TV.

paid an attorney
You're obviously illiterate. Stay butthurt.

As someone who has been frivolously sued before
How much did you spend defending that suit, again?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

38 unique IPs
I'm on my college's internet, faggot. Stay mad and delusional.

Inmate
Inmate

Among others these kids have absolutely never stepped foot in a court of law. Law & Order is not real life people.

Techpill
Techpill

If dubs you will donate me 50k to pay off college debt in case you get $5M
Otherwise 10k?
May kek help me & you

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Even trips! Kek has spoken
OP gets 8 gorillion dollars

DeathDog
DeathDog

@OP trips guy here
So kek has decided you will ask for $6M then LL says $4M
Then you settle for 5M
In case you respect kek's will, my garbage mail is: [email protected]
I'll be waiting for the 50k
Kekspeed

whereismyname
whereismyname

He was subleasing it to you, and you were subleasing it to somebody else?

This is why our economy is in the shitter.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Trips better be your lawyer dumbass. Don't post this shit

happy_sad
happy_sad

It all makes sense now. It was a mentally ill transgenedered person, of course. How could I not see this coming?

all the money in the world won't fix you.

5mileys
5mileys

Stay mad as always.

cum2soon
cum2soon

You're poor. Thus, you will accept $5,000

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I'll post my story:

Got frivolously sued by an acquaintance
Whole case was totally crazy and fraudulent
Said I damaged her property, that I never even touched
She files in small claims for $5k
Go to court
Self represent
As woman is telling her story judge clearly sees this person is nuts
I barely have to say anything, and the judge dismisses the case "lack of evidence"

True, there was no gavel.

But yeah you guys don't think judges don't see frivolous cases? Hell probably over half the cases they see are frivolous.

OP is an insane transgender nutcase who has a history of suing people just to do it, and he sued for 5 million.

Holy fuck man.

OP, I'm saying this to share a story, not because I give a fuck about you but: when you live as long as I have you'll see people like OP from time to time. They ALWAYS end up either broke or in jail or dead.

I knew a contractor in the 1990's who liked to cheat people. He ended up getting shot in his driveway one morning. Pissed off the wrong guy.

whereismyname
whereismyname

small claims
hahaHAHAHA

hey

what's an RFA

what's an RFD

what's a form interrogatory

what's a special interrogatory

what's a demurrer

what's a MSJ

what's the filing fee to respond to a complaint in california so you don't lose by default (i'll give you the answer to this one: $435)

stay buttblasted.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

hey by the way, guess what happens when you fail to respond to an RFA and the attached form interrogatory 17.1 and the attached RFD for documents referred to in FI-17.1

you admit the allegations by default if you can't explain yourself at the hearing

guess how much it costs to get a lawyer to represent you and help you answer ALL of those interrogatories, RFDs, RFAs and the ensuing MSJ

small claims fuckboys are truly pathetic.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

that's if you win a judgment

which you wont

which is why you'd be lucky to settle for 5k

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

lol missed this gem
1 mil exemplary

I'll leave you with this quote
"Exemplary damages are often requested, yet seldom awarded."

please take screenshots and come back here to gloat after you most assuredly win this slam dunk of a lawsuit and are awarded the full $5.5 million. we all know that's what's going to happen because nothing about your case is unreasonable.

Bidwell
Bidwell

not happening my man!

Methnerd
Methnerd

if you scroll down to landlord-tenants/wrongful evictions, it looks like it's far outside the norms for your settlement number to be anywhere near 5.5 million

peretzlaw.com/results/verdicts--settlements/

good luck ^_^

Skullbone
Skullbone

fucking lost it when OP claimed he lost 20 years of sublease payment

Nojokur
Nojokur

rawling 4... "its ok, ill just drop the charges"

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I will say this: judges like lawyers. You will be doing yourself no favor not having a lawyer.

But you don't seem to be a listening type of user. We can all tell you just want to brag and show off about this and how "well" you are handling it.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Everyone needs to stop replying to this thread, it's either a bored troll or a genuinely delusional mentally disabled trans kid.

This should be on /b/ not Veeky Forums

hairygrape
hairygrape

i hope you guys don't actually think that a demand matches what is achievable

Firespawn
Firespawn

I hope you don't actually think that a judge will give any credibility to a mentally ill man with a wig representing himself and asking for $5.5 million when there is really $10,000 worth of damages.

RavySnake
RavySnake

get logically destroyed
stay mad and buttblasted
The judge doesn't have the discretion to make that determination in a real lawsuit, retard.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

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eGremlin
eGremlin

can't even post images right
It must hurt to be so completey destroyed by a teenage tranny that your higher functions are shutting down.

Hey, post your email so I can show you the settlements as they come and make your ass hurt even more, faggot.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Asking Veeky Forums for legal advice

Are you a retard?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

google.com/search?q=crying laughing emoji&biw=1240&bih=687&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=0ahUKEwickPWox4PSAhUGPCYKHSunCwoQ_AUIBigB

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Teenage tranny
Thats all I wanted to hear.
You'll get 5k if lucky, or you'll go to prison if the judge gets tired of your crazy shit.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

$5,000 after statutory trebling
prison in a civil suit in san francisco
Holy shit, so mad. It's delicious.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

OP you seem confident that the judge won't be able to throw you out for being a deranged boy in a wig attempting to show off what he learned about court off google, because of the existance of a jury. Yet did you ever stop to think that if all of us think you're a twat then a jury won't be any different?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

underrated

askme
askme

The jury isn't what matters, retard: I will win summary judgment in my favor on at least the statutory wrongful eviction count, and maybe the tenant harassment and a few other counts. The jury then only decides the amount of money I'll get. I may in fact be capable of getting summary adjudication as to some of the damages, which will make the damages computable and make the jury irrelevant.

The current presiding judge is the first black female presiding judge in San Francisco, btw.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Please come back when you don't get shit so we can all laugh in your ugly face.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

The typical laconic response of a butthurt retard.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

damn the neuroprotective effects of high estradiol levels must be kicking in

MPmaster
MPmaster

Why would I be butthurt over the fact that you're a mentally ill moron?
Go to court to get laughed at, please.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

[blank] asserted that in February 2016 that since I have accepted rent checks directly from him he is not bound to his father's written agreement with me

So

You don't have a rental agreement, your dad does

And you're suing for lost revenue from subleasing which you were conducting without permission?

While you weren't personally resident?

And your defense against violating the terms of the lease is that you were paying rent on a lease that wasn't yours?

and you think you're going to get anything more than a few grand go-away money?

No amount of Oscar-winning 'poor little transgender boy' is going to swing this around in a court, man.

Playboyize
Playboyize

rental agreement
Oral rental agreements are enforceable in court.

lost revenue
Loss of use due to rent control, not revenue.

You obviously live in a third-world shithole part of the country, so I'm not going to waste too much time on you.

Techpill
Techpill

San Francisco
I was wondering how rent would go so quickly from $1000 to $5000. Fuck commiefornia. Add that to the fact that you seem to be an unregistered immigrant taking advantage of our legal system by way of relying on identity politics with the black judge and your own mutilated genitals to demand a completely unjustifiable amount of money, and what we end up with is: everything wrong with america in a single post. Congratulations. What a disaster.

Something else that kind of bothers me about this (maybe someone else can explain): if you're grandfathered in from rent control, does that mean you can just hold onto the apartment for-fucking-ever, subleasing it to your entire extended family until you die? If your dad moved to singapore then how does the rent control not end with him? It'd suck to own a place worth $5000 per month yet you're forced to make pennies off it because one of your tenants is stretching his grandfathered rent control from the fucking 90's all throughout his entire bloodline via subleasing.

This isn't to say I think these outrageous rent prices are fair, but in this case the owner is renting the apartment out for a fifth of its value.

Skullbone
Skullbone

oral rental agreements are enforceable in court
they have been enforced in the past, yes, but your case is going to be:

"We had this agreement"

"No we didn't"

"Yeah we did, I have no record of it, but we talked about it. No, there's no witnesses or evidence of any kind."

"We really didn't have any sort of verbal agreement and unless he/she/it can provide any evidence of this, I move for dismissal of these baseless charges."

Emberfire
Emberfire

Too bad he just admitted all of it to a government agency.

In any case, cancelled checks are perfect and irrefutable evidence whether he agrees or not.

No wonder you people are all so poor.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Also, retard, a motion for dismissal/demurrer attacks only the face of the charges. You're thinking about a motion for summary judgment or a motion for sanctions. Almost all motions have to be in writing and include a memorandum of points and authorities. He will also have to admit it in discovery or face sanctions once supporting evidence appears.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Oral rental agreements are enforceable in court.

Right. Sometimes.

But you still violated the terms of the written contract that your father signed by subleasing.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

It's similar to what you think it is. The caveat is that it can't be rented out at a profit.

I don't care what my father signed. I was not a party to that contract. In any case, San Francisco law allows unauthorized subtenants if proper notice is given, and whether I breached any contract is irrelevant because it is most likely not an affirmative defense to violation of the statute.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

It's actually really funny how lower-class Americans are so incapable of understanding their own legal systems. I learned the basic 'motions must be in writing' thing after I got a fucking traffic ticket.

It must suck to be legitimately retarded and held back by both your inferior intellect and lower social standing.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

If he admitted all of it to a government agency, why would you settle?

the uncashed checks do not prove any sort of oral agreement, in fact they speak more to the lack of any sort of rental agreement.

no, I'm thinking of a motion to dismiss, which is appropriate for frivolous suits of this nature.

and why are you so angry? is it the hormones? do trans men pms?

whereismyname
whereismyname

why would you settle?
He doesn't have enough money to pay a jury verdict. I want to settle with him on a bond to teach him a lesson, then go for the blood with the landlady who actually owns the property and participated (likely masterminded) the illegal eviction. My case against the landlady is considerably stronger with the master tenant's support.

motion to dismiss, which is appropriate
No, it isn't. You're 'thinking' of a motion for sanctions, if you're capable of thinking. Motions to dismiss (which aren't allowed in California, because they use the common-law demurrer pleading instead), as I literally just said, attack the complaint on their face and assume the admission of all facts stated in the complaint. They do not allow extrinsic evidence or attacks on the evidence available.

why are you so angry?
It's very painful to try to reason with people of subhuman intellect.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I don't care what my father signed.

But without the original lease you have no rights to the property whatsoever. You can't just disregard the original contract because you feel like it. Your presence at the apartment was under the terms of the two-tenant agreement your father made. He makes specific reference to that written contract in his activation of the 30-day notice to quit, which in any sane court in any sane land indicates that regardless of the nature of the oral contract the written contract retained primacy.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

you have no rights to the property
Sorry, no. The checks were cashed by him and were from me, not my father, and I obtained a separate tenancy as a result. The written contract is irrelevant because it concerns an arrangement between my father and him, which is not related at all to the separate oral arrangement between him and I.

Maybe you should actually ask a lawyer about this instead of trying to argue with someone who knows what she's talking about.

cum2soon
cum2soon

which is not related at all to the separate oral arrangement between him and I.

You claim. But here are the facts:

A judge is going to look at your case, and he's going to see a written agreement between the landlord and your father, clearly outlining the ability of either party to terminate the lease with 30 days notice, and he's going to hear from you a vague recollection of some oral agreement you made with the landlord, and he's going to follow the paper, because that's what judges do. You can kick and scream and bitch like the little girl you want so badly to be but this is the way it's going to go down.

askme
askme

wrongful eviction
kek, give them $5.00

iluvmen
iluvmen

You're a fucking nigger. Kys.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

he's going to see
She's going to see.

look at your case
That isn't how the law works. Even if he submitted a 30-day notice by email (illegal method of service btw), he must go through the unlawful detainer process like everyone else. 'Follow the paper' doesn't work when the paper says he accepted rent checks from me directly for years.

How are you so unbelievably oblivious?

Techpill
Techpill

Since this thread is full of retards who learned about the law from Matlock, I will from now on ignore all critical posts that don't define at least one key difference between requests for admissions in California and requests for admissions in New York in the first paragraph.

TreeEater
TreeEater


talk to a therapist dude.


I don't live in California, and in my state when someone sues me for $5.5 million and can prove $0, I file a motion to dismiss unless I have a counterclaim.


that's not the real reason and you know it
she's
lol

this is what so many people have tried to tell him/her/it.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Alright, let's make the incorrect assumption that she's going to lend credence and primacy to your oral agreement, What were the terms of that agreement? You yourself refer to it as a subtenancy agreement, which implicitly gives the original tenancy agreement priority. And by that agreement he's done nothing wrong.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Wow, you actually didn't read any of the fragments of the documents available in this thread. You don't even understand how criminally illegal it is to lock someone out in California.

GG I guess. It must suck to be dumb.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

you're gonna have a happy life with a nice family and tons of friends, because who wouldn't want to be around you?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I have a girlfriend who I'm planning to marry in a couple of months. Thank you for your concern.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

wait, but you're a girl sort of? you mean you two are gonna scissor? but don't you still have a penis or non-functioning vagina? or sexless marriage cause you're so advanced beyond base animal urges?

Soft_member
Soft_member

I have a fully functioning penis. My semen is fertile. I take estrogen, but I stopped taking antiandrogens (anti-testosterone medication) a few months ago.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

With this shit attached to your name on the court docket, no one will ever rent to you again. Enjoy trying to explain "b-but that landlord was a meanie!" to people who reject your rental applications.

TreeEater
TreeEater

my semen is fertile
you call yourself "she" but you have a fully functioning penis and fertile semen? you're not a girl at all, you're a great big phony.

seriously, good luck with your brave lawsuit. I hope it brings you the happiness you deserve. Your courage and bravery is an inspiration to us all. Thank you for being so brave.

Sincerely in awe of your bravery,
Normal Gender Happy user

Soft_member
Soft_member

look at me, im projecting

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

You'll settle for a pic of the landlord with a sharpie up his pooper

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

What's your blood type, amigo?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Only in places like California and others like it.
Texas and those like it don't care and even penalize you if you can't prove it.
Look at clock boys family fine

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