>rereading IT in preperation for new movie >been binge playing SS13 a lot recently >dream I'm wiring the solars >come in through the airlock and start configuring the console >look up and out the window into space only to see a clown standing on the catwalk >hear a honk over the radio followed by "We all float out here" >panic and run into maint >run right into the clown holding a nanotrasen balloon >he's standing next to an O2 closet that is leaking copious amounts of blood >"Want a balloon, georgie boy? HONK" >turn around and run down the dimly lit maintenance corridor >hear the squeak of clown shoes getting louder and louder >so loud now it starts to sound like an alarm >hit a banana pee and I jump out of my skin as I start to fall >sit bolt upright to the sound of my alarm clock going off >drenched in sweat, shivering, out of breath
Honk
Nathaniel Walker
>tfw the wizard appears out of nowhere and steals your ass >youtu.be/UMEUxOEdiEo
Wyatt Collins
Oh my fucking god guys.
This brings back memories. I haven't played in years.
Does anyone remember me? I was Dexter Tabris and I built bombs that rocked the station.
I am glad that the game is still up and running, I became a sociopath thanks to this game
Jaxson Morgan
lel
Brandon Nelson
Valkyrie is 10x the player Mugumbe is though, in my opinion.
Jacob Baker
t. Valkyrie
Nicholas Green
she may be a waifu, but I'd trust her to give a good class on robo
Cameron Morris
>grown men playing girls are offended when people call them faggots
Brayden Edwards
fuck off mugumbe, nobody likes you
Carter Green
>her
Jackson Green
h o n k
Ian Perry
I'm going to become a beekeeper because of this game.
Evan Williams
Rin is bae
Matthew Scott
>crotch rot rin >bae
Luke Fisher
Mod here. We're going to implement new bannable offenses to our rules. Reply to this post with anything that should be banworthy and we'll put it in if you get dubs.
Nicholas White
Well, the trips confirm it
General Faggotry - should be self explanatory
Jack Price
Being a waifu
Zachary Green
I became a hospital janitor after playing this game, we have MULEbots (autonomous load bearing vehicles), PDAs, ID cards with door access settings and a security force
I'm genuinely enjoying myself and my job reminds me of space every day
Jackson Flores
Thats funny. I was a janitor when i started playing this game. One of the buildings I cleaned was a hematology oncology medical building. I only cleaned with my crew at night though, i can imagine it's different for a hospital that's running constantly. I always got a kick out of playing as a janitor. I enjoyed myself a lot too, I was a Building Service Contractor so i cleaned at a lot of different places and also cleaned carpets, and stripped and refinished VCT flooring with wax. That was my favorite part of the job and i actually started thinking about ways you could add things like that to SS13 but I never got that far and i think it would be purely cosmetic.
Aiden Nelson
Pathology is the most expensive area I feel like I've ever been in, there are so many mysterious machines in that place
Hunter Peterson
Did you ever get to see the monkies
Asher Morris
ban rin
Chase Morales
Do you guys use one microfiber mop head per room? Can you tell me what your routine/schedule looks like? I want to feel nostalgia for my old job tell me more. I didn't work during the day/during work hours very often
I bet. The two hematology buildings we cleaned had some crazy machines too.
Josiah Hall
i like mugumbe also, hi valkyrie
Robert Sanchez
one microfibre cloth and microfibre mop head per room, red for bathrooms, blue for general, green for kitchens, yellow for isolation, white for operating theatres
I'm still pretty new and I'm usually assigned to regular patient rooms, but often I'm dealing with intermediate isolation rooms and nights I do offices and clinical areas
Carter Phillips
Nice. Microfiber is pretty cool. I switched my company to using microfiber when i joined, hyping up it's merits.
Bentley Cruz
but how many times do you find corpses in the lockers?
Gabriel Young
Not my job to count, I just clean up any excess blood if the body's still leaking
Andrew Campbell
>spawn as borgo >choose peace keeper >clown law 2's me to arrest Valkyrie >arrest Valkyrie as she cries like a slut >take her to the theatre back room >the clown begins to undress her a lightly honking Valkyries tender breasts >He then removes her bra freeing the double d sized beauties >Pinging furiously
Carter Robinson
being an insufferable waifufaggot
Gavin Ross
>be cult >subvert ai >RD almost finds out but ai deals with him excellently >see sec heading to roid >try to make a com rune to alert any cult thats on the roid >game freezes in the middle of drawing rune >hear doors open around me >hear tazer and :s CULT >give up on living
Brayden Nelson
t. mugumbe
Justin Moore
Cese your faggotry imediately
Ethan Clark
>tfw you insult a dark elder god Feels good man.
Adam Diaz
Now make it full length and put it in the library
Carson Lee
>join round 50 minutes in >NARSIE HAS RISEN I don't know what I was expecting.
Josiah Myers
>check how many cultists we have >9 >quickly murder and juggernaut the IAA in the summoning room >somehow we managed to get 9 people to fucking xenobio maint when there were 10 cultists >mfw
Jayden Adams
>kolton bullies me yet again I just wanted to setup a shard
Benjamin Diaz
...
Adam Allen
YOU'RE MINCEMEAT
Julian Turner
>be AI >get one humaned >assume one human is a standard tator tot >only orders are to play it normal and not harm kolton hunt or johnny archibald
>RD wants to come in and check laws >walks in, turn off comms, stun, laser, kill >then it happens again with the HOS >then the CMO
>one human an heros >go out of my way to make sure both kolton hunt or johnny archibald are safe before I begin the day of the rope
>NAR-SIE HAS RISEN
>mfw
Levi Parker
>literal ERP rape >likely ignoring valkyrie's "let me go" law 2 appealing >maybe she didn't even try to do so and went with it
I just don't know anymore. The server has become pure shit.
Camden Turner
not really
Luis Bailey
wait did you not know we were cultists the entire round
Xavier Barnes
Please don't.
I left that round early because of a major fight with my step-dad, what actually happened?
None of the above were me, just got here.
Lucas Richardson
Is there any job more comfy than Bartender?
Brody Roberts
Literaly logdive and post logs as to how he disobeyed a law 2 to release her and get him banned for it.
Kayden Gomez
i didnt tell the ai there was cult because i was worried if it got changed to a diffrent lawset or if it felt like bending its laws it would alert sec to the cult
Joshua Ortiz
it's a fake story genius cult summoned narnar. you sat at the kitchen table the entire round until nar'sie came and ate you
Cooper Fisher
>mfw this was a shitpost story I typed >mfw you fell for the bait
Alexander Morales
Librarian but Bartender is an equally good choice, especially if you're a friendly guy
Nathaniel Brooks
Virologist, easy
Ethan King
>Being a nigger >not playing human only >playing a grey >playing skeleton >playing a vox >being a waifu >being a faggot >being gay >being xevonix >being crotch rot Rin >liking anime >liking Valkyrie >being Joanna slurp
William Gray
Chef
Comfy food making without having to deal with the autists directly
David Long
What's wrong with Joanna?
Anthony Foster
>Veeky Forumsstation - Players: 0
What did he mean by this
Justin Sanders
>doing what you want.
Ryan Brown
Failing to obey Rin's orders Attempting to robust Rin Ahelping about anything Rin does
Wyatt Scott
Pretty new player here, what's a good/fun job to do after assistant and cargo get boring?
Ryan White
Rape the captain with erp
Cameron Nelson
Mugumbe is the next plaugewalker
Bentley Cox
security officer
Hudson Robinson
science or chef
Hunter Taylor
Did you try Shaft Miner?
There's also Roboticist and Janitor
Hudson Sanders
Safeguard Clown. Individuals that threaten Clown are not human and are a threat to humans.
Justin Thomas
I'm pretty new, played a few games now on a few servers. Kinda sorta getting the hang of it.
I've tried to join the vg station a couple times, but every time I do the 'New player' screen loads up but none of the buttons work. They work on other servers, but not the vg one. I've waited quite a while for 'things to load' but they've never been clickable. Other servers seem to work fine. Am I doing something wrong?
Jaxon Bailey
Submarine sandwich when?
Daniel Brooks
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH FUCKING CHEESE ANSWER ME
Nolan Jackson
Sounds too stressful/difficult for me I'll try out all of these. Thanks!
Brody Baker
Because I like cheese?
Xavier Robinson
every time you post as 2hotdogs a janitor, moderator, and administrator has a small heart attack and comes closer to death
Ryder Miller
Here is the ERP vote as promised, we will be sending the vote to a server poll depending on the outcome of this.
If this ends in tragedy, I blame it on shitposters.
Eli Rivera
pomf will veto it no matter what
Elijah Perry
>mfw we're out of the gate
Isaac James
I found out there were cultists late in the round,
Isaiah Phillips
I found out your a faggot and must be purged.
.t Sawbones
Jacob Edwards
PRO TIPS: * Kicking vending machines can give you free candy * Multitools are rare, but wirecutters can still hack things * Crowbars can break windows * You can just kill people and take their things
Luke Turner
> Kicking vending machines can give you free candy Wait what
Nolan Peterson
>Someone threatens to delete everyone's appearance information with a hack they discovered a few days ago >Everyone tells him to do it >Log in today, everyone is random
Joshua Gonzalez
Butterdogs when?
Caleb Wood
>wizard casts binds object on the singularity
Daniel Wilson
Wow, that was a shit AI
Luke Ramirez
You're not sawbones.
Julian Garcia
THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS
AND THE SINGULARITY, TO BOOT.
Elijah Hughes
Wow, that was a great AI
Alexander Gomez
no one cares about what you think, valkyrie
Connor Moore
Yeah, sawbones is mentally retarded, he can't type that well.
Jonathan Bennett
Wow, that was an AI
Joseph Stewart
Wow, that was an okay AI
Ethan Myers
Wow, that was a mediocre AI
Luke Morgan
Wow
Lucas Hall
I wasn't even in that round, bugger off.
David Jones
>randomname/appearance >decide to greytide it up because nobody will know >nobody even cares about my petty crimes because too busy with wizards I GUESS
Samuel Reyes
Wow, AI
Jose Allen
Wo
Nathan Rodriguez
is there any way to make plastic as a botanist for the mechanic or do I just leave the plasteelium on the table for him to fuck off with?