These speed bumps are killing me

Did a stance kid steal your bitch or something dude?

>mfw i scrape on the speed dips and speed bumps around here

>mfw i scrape in lots of intersections too

>mfw stock chevy sonic

>work gets sick of kids coming in and flying up and down the long and narrow car park at night
>installs these fuckers
>everybody who works there suffers
>kids just make use of their free new slalom course

great job guys

> Work parking lot is very long and thin
> Wide enough for a car to drive each direction
> Parking spots on both sides
> No room to walk behind vehicles
> Park, walk in front of all the cars towards the building
> Company puts speed bumps all through the center
> The bumps are lower near the edges where the parking spaces are
> Now everyone driving through buzzes right past the parked cars instead of holding center
> That's where you need to be walking

It's so much worse now

Go over them slowly

Tbh mild speedbumps are the worst, the steep ones you just kinda bounce off, some of the mild ones will gently compress the front just right for you to scrape the oil pan on them.