Dude it's not that hard. Just unscrew it slowly until oil starts coming out and jam and screw it back in before too much comes out. Yes it's a huge mess but it's entirely doable.
OP should bring some extra oil as well in case he lets out half the pan before he gets on top of it. And lots of cleaning supplies for his forearm and possibly more that will be covered in oil.
Just do it on the shoulder like a good citizen. Don't be a nigger and put it down a storm drain or something.
My bro is gonna drain it out and he's changed the oil a good amount of times. We were kinda high and rushing for work and he kinda just put a ton of oil in. Hopefully he gets a pan, still not picking up. And I have like 2 more quarts of oil.
I guess I gotta bring the car to the shop now because his maintenance schedule isn't too great.
Maybe maybe not. If the only problem is that a whole bunch of oil got sloshed or sucked up where it's not supposed to be then it should drain and burn out by the time the car comes up to temperature even if it runs like shit until then. Did it smoke or smell like burnt oil at all?
If it still runs like hell after you get back from work then yeah drive it to a shop and get it checked out before whatever's wrong gets worse.
Bro came back with no oil pan, sorry guys lol
Kill your erself
OIL THE DIRT NOT THE ROAD
I got the oil pan and we drained out the oil. A spark plug wire cap popped out, trying to get it back in. Any tips? Just plugged it back in.
Start the car and tell us how much better it runs on all 4 cylinders. But first check to make sure there's oil in it.