BMW wants to get rid of car keys

>phone dies
>can't unlock or start car
>literally any way around this involves carrying a key or fob anyway
GG BMW, no re

>the company's board member responsible for sales
Dropped.

>go to fancy restaurant
>have to give valet my phone so he can park my car
???

>bopard of directors says something stupid
>engineers and sales say that's fucking retarded
>board goes back to being a think take
>repeat ad nauseam

Enough time to park far away and leak nudes from the roastie with the X3 tho, there's a silver lining in anything.

>Battery dies
>You can't enter your luxury car on a freezing night
>The intern gets in his 1994 Civic hatch and VTECs past you

Thanks BMW, you really do provide the Ultimate Driving Machine™

Your key battery could die too asshole

Spare, nigger.

>casuaI racism: the post
Wow

>typical BMW owner
>so fucking stupid they lose their keys half the time
>and their phone the other half
>now you can fuck yourself twice as hard with a single error

BMWfags gonna get BTFO by their own stupidity.