[Daily Bike Thread - /dbt/]

bend it with your hand.
why are you so weak?

I don't think so m8. Maybe on your chinese scooter you can bend the metal parts with your hand, but I couldn't even wedge it back with a screwdriver

Dude I had one with like three sets of handlebars, one moved normally but did nothing, one was fixed in a near unreachable position and the third were fixed and moved only straight up and down in slots in the fairing

Blew my own mind just trying to figure out how to work it, guessing that happened because I've never been on a sport bike but really want one.

In terms of security/theft prevention, is parking your bike like any other vehicle a smart thing to do?

I unfortunately have to park mine in front of my fenceless front lawn

Fucking prole.

How does someone become so fucking disgustingly fat?

They blame their metabolism while they eat about 5000 calories per day.
youtube.com/watch?v=PeTfPoLV6gU
fat people are truly disgusting.

Hide it. Buy one of those portable sheds and zip it up. Park it in 1st gear always

out of sight is your best bet, find some way to hide it. Put a bbq tarp over it if you have to

the colonies of the eternal kraut, the eternal crumpet, the eternal baguette and the eternal fake country in that order