/elyg/ elysium general

But isn't Madti in dog guild?

So?

She is so cute when she tries to be assertive..we love you manlet

>guild slut lives nearby
>dtf
>get nudes
>veiny boobs with stretch marks

Unless you deadlift 4pl8 you cant be a chooser, beggar.

does she have a big cock

proofs?

Was it that slut madti? Melori is way nicer man... Don't settle for the town bicycle

madti is a fat bitch but she's the only slut from the guild in my area.

We talking 45 lbs plates?

i can't even do a push up...

I understand user, I mean she has a nice ass atleast. Pick your position well and it's s decent lay desu.

Generally a pl8 is 45lbs/20kg

Start with losing weight if you're fat and or doing pushup progressions. Strength and health improves all aspects of life and is worth striving for.

And the bar is another 45lbs?

I can easily deadlift that.

i can't lose weight... i'm too depressed...
besides anime is going to be real soon and anime girls love people for who they are...

1pl8 is on both sides, just so we're clear. That's 405lbs / 180kg.

There is no such thing as 'I can easily lift that'. Either you've lifted it or lifted more.

>180kg

Yup, can lift that.

I believe in you user. Small steps. Over time. No girl's love can compare to the intrinsic satisfaction of strength.

You sure? That's like half of a MoH poster you gotta lift bruh.

>tfw no paladin mommy that teaches me how to get a raidspot as ret

1 rep? You can hit 405 in less than 6 months of lifting easy.

She's very nice and helpful. You have good taste, if pend didn't already steal my heart I'd go for pala mom myself. I wish you the best of luck.

you have serious issues, mel

It ain't me, fool!

>samefagging and falseflagging for hours

we get it dude

Noob question: Does MC adds respawn?

We only raidlog and bridge ERP between discord drama. How would we know?

just tell me

is it really falseflagging if it's a carbon copy of the person?

you mean the trash?

yes but only the ones not affected by bosses, ie no surgers respawn after garr dies, no dogs after mag

>precedent thread
>ctrl + f trann
>101 results

Hey

Time for my daily rant.

I hate all paladins but one.

alright thanks :)

uprising against the trannys when? its time to take this general back from the erping trannies and give it back to the people who actually play the game

nobody plays on this chink raidlog server, come back when BWL is out

>he didn't just /gquit the moment he dinged 60 and join a real guild

>make a pally
>cruise all the way to ~45 as ret
>damage is really nice
>notice shit slowing down
>other classes are starting to hit really hard and get cool abilities like mortal strike
>i can make my fists glow IF i get a crit on an autoattack
>i also get an easily broken incapacitate

Starting to regret my choices but iv sunk so many hours in

BUT
paladins get lots of FUN stuff at 60 :)

you can do it!

the people who talk about trannies are not in the guild

>questing in STV
>killing mobs in same area as 4 alliance
>no horde in sight
>they leave me alone
>one guy even helps me a bit

there is no need for all this hate my brothers

>level 45 Paladin

I love you autistica.

what the fuck am i doing going down the ret tree

i should have gone prot for reckoning

absolutely btfo

I always tell you faggots to go reckoning.

Why is 70% of the servers rogue population twinks in STV?

39 bracket I guess?
proliferation of epic items

webm.land/w/lens/
*pops skull*
*blocks your path*
wtf do you do?

Its old, when do you make new webms?
Trannies are BRS right now.

reeee

i've been busy

>be a hunter
>2 shot any mage on the server I want

gg ez

>be mage
>dead zone a hunter until he is forced to logout

xD

But FF the trannies are breeding every second, you need to cull them, just look at this thread!

You can't dead zone when you're dead. You're not getting a jump on a decent hunter who knows how to track and has an addon for it.

>*invis potions behind you*
>nothing personell kid
>frost nova
>frost bolt
>/lol
>youre dead

i feel like i made a huge mistake going with Warrior. i endured the brutal slog to 60 but it hasn't gotten any better. i just get kited for days in pvp and do fuck all damage while fucking paladins of all classes are able to murder me

hunters are ez

webm.land/w/XqyF/
webm.land/w/CGr5/

need more gear, specially weapons. get dalrends or a good 2h

mages will always cuck you if you dont fap, try to get engineering too

Basically, mage vs hunter is who gets drop on who.

I backported a version of NPC scan to work with ICU. I can put in any name and as soon as it pops up on minimap I get a msg in chat.

I'll know you're around and I'll shadowmeld before I'm even in your viewing distance.

The only reason why I'm not camping you is because it doesn't prove shit. It takes no skill on my part to nuke down a clothie from 40 yards. Plus I kinda like you deleting trannies.

>LiPs, rocket-boots, blinks behind you
>nothing personell kid
>frost nova
>frost bolt
>/lol
>youre dead

One is mage getting a drop on backpedaling hunter, the other is mage fighting a hunter in the water where he can't kite.

It's questionable if pet has any resistances trained and hunters aren't trinketing nova.

But yeah, I agree - fighting morons is ez.

Just go Paladin bro. Ranking up is easier and so is getting raid gear.

Ret/Reck is better than an Arms Warrior with no support, which can't do jack shit

>frost bolt

Bruh by the time you get done with that cast with Broken Tooth clawing your ass, Frost Nova will be long expired.

>samfu calling anyone else a tranny

Paladins murder other melee, that's just how it goes.

Is Samfu actually Samsa?

where can I go to look at good class builds?

/elyg/

redpill me on

I heard people don't like it, but not really giving a reasoning for it.

Bruh broken tooth will already be sheeped.

Selling this name on Elysium

anyone want to buy?

10g, who do I send it to? 60s only

50

Madtii

Selling the name, Jackson on Elysium, who wants it?

meme...

it has a bunch of people like gropy in it

Would you let Madti sit in your face while she raids?

It's crazy how shit this general has become, all you fucks that were lonely neets in high school finally have a bunch of spergs to hang out with which ruined these generals for everybody else

luthien...

why is it so hard to find a premade as an ally rank 8 MS warr? are there just too fucking many warriors or what?

buy my name

Selling the name 'Erpmachine' on Elysium.

Send offers in the mail to me on my main, 'Infamy'.

warlock or mage?

warlock if you want to ever do dungeons or raids

Yes there are a lot of Warriors. Alliance premades need more healers and retbulls

Retardadins don't get invited to premades.

Retbulls MAKE the premades my man

are we all still waiting for crestfall?

>crestfall
more like corecraft 2.0

CF is a long way to go and that's going by what they are officially saying. It's worse than that according to testers, tho to be fair not a lot of them have spilled very much.
There is some mini-drama as well that's been ongoing. Asura is extremely prone to micro-managing and it drags everything to a crawl even with the best of intentions. Plus everyone's favorite nost server first 59 got caught doing some shady shit again (shocking).
Minus all of that, it's late 2017 at the very very earliest but i wouldn't be too surprised to see an open beta around august/september with various focused testing rounds for 3 months'ish or so.

How would you guys bankroll a Warrior (alliance) from scratch? Iv got some gold saved and want to start leveling a Warr but am aware of how ass it can be.

Should i just give him a nice green shield, armor and weapon every few levels off the ah?