ITT: Car buying red flags

>non standard alloys
>anything lowered
>only one key
>a recorded owner nearly every 2 years

>dealer does the test drive
>only drives 1/4 mile

>woman driven
>lady driven
>grandma's car

youtube.com/watch?v=Pks7q2qyM-s

A 96 blazer in mint condition is like finding a unicorn.

Woah now. Granny's car is a good thing.
I saw a '13 yaris with less than 10k miles on it for some ridiculously low sum of money the other day.
I live in FL AC blows cold is actually a necessity here.

>the wife says it's got to go

I'll never buy a car from a fucking cuck.

>title status: clean
>car has clearly been in several unreported accidents

>title status: salvage
>asking price of a clean title example

I started browsing Craigslist to have something to post in this thread, and the first page has a post for a "2004 Toyota Tacoma".
It only has 1 picture, and it's a vacuum.

jacksonville.craigslist.org/cto/d/2004-toyota-tacoma-4x4/6324852219.html

Red flag: has 940,000 miles.