Smart car is trying to merge in front of me on the highway

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>Coming up to 4 way intersection at 11:30 last night
>double clutch from 5th to 2nd so I have a little momentum when the light turns green (its late so I know the light will turn soon)
>Nissan leaf blows through the light by at least 3 seconds
>wowdude.jpg
>almost home, so row through the gears to get to legal speed
>pass bus stop
>see blues n' trues flash
>ah shit wat did i do
>cop pulls a U-turn and blasts after the leaf
>all is right in the world

10/10 breddy gud idea. Too bad my washers are mid 90s and don't shoot water like a pressure cleaner like modern wipers.

>Live on outskirts of city
>Faggot in a stanced bimmer lives near me
>Have to drive through a small village to get from the highway to my home
>Speed bumps were made much sharper recently since everyone did 40-50 km/h in a 30km/h zone
>Most cars can go max 20 over these bumps, mine can do it with almost 30
>Know the hippies in that street requested this
>Floor it after every bump and leave my car in 2nd gear
>Few days later get tailgated by stancefag bimmer, ignore him, he gets pissed
>Turn into hippie road, he follows while he does not live in this direction
>Keeps tailgating me
>Go 30 over bump
>He notices the bump too late
>Hear a loud screeching noise behind me
>He pulls over, I continue as if nothing happened
>Drive past stancefag's house a day or so later
>He lost his rear bumper and muffler
God that screeching was music to my ears

Having decent speed and setting the wipers to full speed to wipe off the excess onto the sides should be enough to blast your tailgater with the fury of a thousand super soakers.

>on highway going 70 in a 55 in the middle lane
>being tailgated by bro in a brodozer
>open sunroof and pick up a pebble from the floor
>toss pebble from open sunroof, chipping brodozer's windscreen
>he backs off

I do this once a week now. People suck.

>trying to turn left out of parking lot at busy intersection
>finally gets clears except for some ROASTIE sitting on her phone on the left not realizing the light is green
>whatever, I pull out
>she looks up and yells "OH I GUESS YOU CAN JUST GO THEN IDIOT"
>get an inch away from her and squeal the tires getting around
>see her face of anger turn to one of fear

nothing personnel

Eeh, maybe the fury of one one-handed $2 shop water pistol with my car's wiper pressure. I appreciate the thought and the sentiment behind it though.

Quick question what is your reason for not letting pass "tailgaters" ?
they're obviously going faster than you so what's the issue exactly ?
the road is for everyone to share and if you let them pass then nothing happens
and don't get me the "they were speeding" stuff that's not a valid reason

Nice.