THESE FUCKERS

18 years of driving and I haven't hit a single animal.

you're just a bad driver.

>he doesn't know that deer hide behind things and wait so they can jump in front of your car just in time for impact.

>this

What a beautiful piece of machinery

Damn that looks mean

That's a very deerodynamic car
>when it gets caught in the branches for a bit before dropping back to the road

I flipped a car trying to dodge these fuckers. Always just plow right through them kids.

That's what they taught us to do in driver's ed. Plowing them down the the safest option.

youtube.com/watch?v=xoHbn8-ROiQ

I cant win

With a kangaroo, is it similar to deer in that if you see one, you should be ready for 2-5 more of the bastards to be hiding nearby, possibly waiting to bound out in front of you? Because that's the other problem with deer. Seeing one is just the tip of a meaty iceberg.