Mass Effect General - /meg/

Evacuating Thessia edition.

>MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA VIDEO PASTEBIN:
pastebin.com/nzHengz9

>MEG's updated Pastebin
pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

>Femtur Pastebin:
pastebin.com/czenRgmS

>MegSev adventures:
MegSev dot blogspot dot com

>All previous Collages that we know of:
imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

>Patch 1.08 has dropped [but for some reason combat balance changes aren't applying to SP despite what the notes say]
blog.bioware.com/2017/06/06/mass-effect-andromeda-patch-1-08-notes/
blog.bioware.com/2017/06/07/patch-1-08-combat-balance-updates/

Previous bread:
From: Asari Military Command

Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.

So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.

-KL

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venturebeat.com/2017/06/19/may-2017-npd-injustice-2-comes-out-on-top-as-nintendo-games-keep-selling/
webmshare.com/9rjdq
youtube.com/watch?v=TdNAYnSD2ms
nexusmods.com/masseffect3/mods/367/?
pastebin.com/MEdWcTu9
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Pink latex butts!

Jaal is bi.

Question.
Would they have whined as much if Bioware made a bi (or even gay) turian as a side character?

Arr praisu greito savoru of humanitu, Kai Rengu

Jaal is a 6000 year old intergalactic tyrant.

Asking again since last thread died

Just beat ME2, about to import character into ME

Completed every loyalty mission, went Paragon 90% of the time except when it meant sucking the Illusive Man's cock, then I told him to fuck off. Saved Tali from exile, blew up the Heretic station and the Collector base, remained a Spectre, reconciled Thane with his son, stopped Garrus from going full punisher, made Zaeed save the refinery after his dumb ass lit it on fire.

Hooked up with Miranda before the suicide mission, told her it wouldn't work out between us afterwards, fucked kelly and then Tali in postgame. Made Samara get wet and question her code but sadly you can't take that any further.

What DLCs are worth doing before me3

if you plan to invest money: not a single one. don't give EA any money.

>no latex bodysuit in andromeda
Not fair.

nth for the future Ryder-Brodie family

I'd say Arrival. It has you going solo to take down a Mass Relay the Reapers are using. You manage to destroy it and post-pone the Reaper Invasion by a year or something I think, but at the cost of 150,000 Batarians. Because you blew up the Relay and the entire star system got fried in the explosion. This is why you are under arrest in number three, you're being charged with terrorism and a million other crimes that could get you locked up for life.

I do love Cora's suit (and the Heleus armour), but I do miss the latex casual suits.

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>but at the cost of 150,000 Batarians

It's actually 300 000.

>Arrival
This is the only one you should consider getting if you have to play the DLC. It carries the most relevance over to ME3 and to the overall plot. It's a meh experience for me but if you're thirsty for extra content it'll work in a pinch.

>Lair of the Shadow Broker
This is pretty much Liara: The DLC. If you really liked Liara you should consider this one. Otherwise skip it. Not a lot of relevance to ME3's main plot other than Liara's backstory. It does flesh out some of the other squadmates, but you can find most of that info on the wiki, so once again not really worth it.

>kill thousands of Batarians so the Reapers wouldn't enter the galaxy and give time for people to prepare
>Reapers still arrive by surprise and no one is properly prepared
At most I think the delay might've just bought for time for the Initiative to escape

It bought time for the Crucible to be found. If you don't stop the Reapers from using the relay, you get a short cutscene showing the Reapers winning and a game over screen.

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LEA- oh never mind

every day, i open up andromeda and fuck peepoo in the anti-gravity chamber

Some nice, new art.

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Not into turians, but really great stuff nonetheless.
Is that on a floating rock?

It's Kadara Port.

>tfw will never be this good at art

>ywn be greeted by this sight in the morning after waking up in your motel room alongside Vetra and walking outside

>tfw no trippy Xen planet in ME

everyone always shat on the xen part of HL but I actually envoyed to transfer from grey buidlings to some weird alien world.

So since Mass Effect as a series is on haitus, let's postulate on a possible sequel or new installment. What do you want, /meg/?

>More unique aliens, both numerically and conceptually
>Writing that doesn't sound like it was written by a middle schooler
>Larger krogan
>More straight options
>Decent visuals
>White people

>What do you want, /meg/?
I want it to end.

Nah man, there is hope for the future, maybe.

I love Mass Effect. Andromeda was a low point but fuck me if I didn't enjoy it while it lasted. If there's going to be more they have a lot to make up for, though.

>there is hope for the future
>"hope"

>more straight options
I'd rather take, less bi options. Having a character be exclusively attracted to a single gender is better
>white people
Trivial

I want to romance Kandros!

user, this is fucking trash!

Where are the MTs at?

Liara's is in Ashley's butt.

I'd join his Apex team, if ya know what I mean.

>turians
>trash
>not the angarbage

Do we have pictures or stories of that?

>>More straight options
I'd rather they just focus on making the options present actually meaningful (the most popular according to polling are Peebee, Cora, Vetra, and Jaal in that order, so just focus on them). I'm reminded of J.E. Sawyer's little rant on romance sideplots in CRPGs. Basically if you're going to treat them as check-lists or just throwing them in for the sake of having them, you shouldn't bother.
>>More unique aliens, both numerically and conceptually
All non-humanoid aliens in sci-fi always have to be squid or insect people for some reason.

>What do you want, /meg/?
a final game set in the milky way with slight differences according to each ending

of course this would mean the "the cycle continues" end is completely abandoned. and shepard may or may not be the MC
maybe it would deal with a second krogan rebellion. which would fit in with whatever the player chose to do with them in me3

Kandros is a 10/10 husbando, I know it

Specifically inside her butt, no, but.
>masseffectkink.livejournal.com/8276.html?thread=41675348#t41675348
It is inside Miranda's butt, though.
masseffectkink.livejournal.com/8618.html?thread=41721002#t41721002
You just know she would be all over Liara's MT, even preparing her butt with a plug!

>implying that killing batarians is a crime
What was the alliance thinking?

post EDI's robot cameltoe

Subtle, but it's there.

I want more variety in wildlife enemies.

Well, I'm hitting the sack. Sleep well, MEG. Waifu dreams of waifu kisses.

>tfw no special romance scene where Ashley wears Eva's suit

Nice

>tfw no robo waifu
It's not fair.

An actual romance scene for Vetra, at least a bare chest afterglow scene. Also an Avitus romance.

waifu dreams AWG

Reminder that Angara are nasty looking and Bioware should've just made them into catboys/catgirls if they really wanted a husbando-bait species.

>the possibility of trap catboys
>pictures.hentai-foundry.com/i/InCase/400933/InCase-400933-Patreon_Catbutt.jpg

Fug!

And I unrealistically want Raeka as an option.

I hate furries, so no

venturebeat.com/2017/06/19/may-2017-npd-injustice-2-comes-out-on-top-as-nintendo-games-keep-selling/

May 2017 NPD sales data. Not much to say re:Andromeda. It's still #6 for the year, same as it was in April, just above RE7 and just below HZD (though again this doesn't count Origin numbers, which add a few hundred thousand sales that might knock it up above HZD). One notable fact is that after being above HZD, Overwatch, and the two newest COD titles in sales for April, it's below them in sales for May, which indicates its major sales are probably done by next month until the next series of discounts.

Those are pathetic sales. It's pretty much the worst selling "big" multiplatform game of the year aside from fucking RE7.

I want to be able to buy cybernetic upgrades and one-arm toss around armored soldiers like Crysis.

Are there any mods that make Ashley look...less like Ashley? I really loved her in ME1 and it broke my heart what they did to her face in ME3.

I thought RE7 did really well?

It did alright but didn't make its target. And doing well doesn't say much for a Resident Evil game.

>absolute shitty horrible games sell like hotcakes
really makes you think

Honestly, the Japanese tend to have unrealistic target sales.

Sales:
>Capcom's pre-release sales projection for the game's launch window, through the end of March 2017, was 4 million copies. The game had shipped over 2.5 million units worldwide days after the release, while the demo exceeded 7.15 million downloads. The modest shipment figure had an effect on Capcom's stock price, which fell more than three percent following the Tokyo Stock Exchange. It was the best-selling video game in the UK during its week of release according to Chart-Track, amounting to the third-best debut in Resident Evil history behind 5 (7.1 mill) and 6 (6.6 mill). 200,000 copies had also been sold through Steam during that time. It ranked first in the Japanese charts for the week ending January 29; the PS4 sales totalled 187,306 copies, 58.9 percent of its initial shipment. In the month of January in the United States, Resident Evil 7 sold the most out of any video game. On February 1, Capcom communicated to its investors that the game had recouped its budget. It remained at the top of the UK sales chart in its second week. February saw Resident Evil 7 ranked the second best-selling video game in the United States, behind For Honor. By April 2017, Resident Evil 7 had sold 3.5 million copies worldwide, short of Capcom's expectation of 4 million. In May 2017, Capcom gave the game a lifetime sales forecast of 10 million units, citing favorable reviews, marketing and downloadable content as contributing factors.

>ywn kick a car across the block
>ywn pick up a kett soldier by the throat with one arm and casually break his neck
>ywn jump start a traincar into motion by pushing it
>ywn launch an arrow hard enough to penetrate two thick layers of hard body armor and stick a dude to a wall by embedding it in concrete, all with pure arm strength
>ywn one-arm toss a heavily armored mercenary 30 meters and through a wall
>ywn kill scavers by picking up dumpsters and throwing them
>ywn boll over a group of enemy soldiers by throwing their comrades at them
>ywn flip an armored car by punching it
>ywn punch a hole in a wall to grab a soldier
>ywn regenerate in seconds after taking bursts of automatic cannon fire to the unshielded chest
>ywn rip off a heavy vehicle mounted weapon that would shatter the arms of a regular human with recoil and use it to shoot down armored gunships

Pretty art of a pretty girl.

Where do I find Mass Effect models and maps for SFM?

I want to make webmshare.com/9rjdq but with Shepard and a waifu/husbando

If you don't know where to even get models then I doubt you'll have the skills to make anything that comes even close to that

I ask because it seems like both SFMLab and the Steamworkshop has one or two items, and no vast collection of mass effect models exist.

But the porn people have to get all their models from somewhere, right?

Please spoonfeed me a list of sites. I am legit retarded.

The only correct answer.

WHY?

I'm sorry. I just can't play the game with this guy

Then don't.

But how am I gonna enjoy fanart and fics?

Just close your eyes

By using your imagination. Replace him with your own.

and it's almost seems like nothing's wrong with this game at all.

Quarians

Scooter is forever tainted.

What waifu is this song describing?

youtube.com/watch?v=TdNAYnSD2ms

Don't. He's a rapist

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I think you need to login into SFMLab to see everything. There's also a bunch of download links for models on Deviantart and Tumblr

Legion is pretty good but Miranda looks like catshit

Do the female cosplays ever look good?

Sometimes

nexusmods.com/masseffect3/mods/367/?

Thank you very much!

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Bump

So I'm doing another playthrough of the trilogy but this time as maleShep.

I romanced Ashley in ME1. Should I stay faithful to her in ME2 and then get back with her in ME3 or should I romance Miranda? Please don't suggest Liara because she is for FemShep only

>femtur pastebin replaced with KL
You sneaky fucker.

pastebin.com/MEdWcTu9

Dump Ashley and romance Jack

Hmm. I hadn't thought of that. Is her romance any good?

Do this cucking other women with Jack is hilarious

>Forgetting Overlord
This is not harmless
>It does flesh out some of the other squadmates, but you can find most of that info on the wiki,
But you need to play it and watch a video to find Liara's dad

It's short (like only 20 minutes of actual content in ME2 and ME3 combined, DLC included) but sweet

>and watch a video to find Liara's dad
Wait, what?

Matriarch Aethyta is Liara's dad, Matriarch Aethyta shows up in mass effect 3. The only way to find out their relationship is through lair of the shadow Brooker dlc

Holy shit, I've played SB 3 times and never knew you could find out who her dad was.

It's kinda sad actually, does Liara know?