Car Thieves

"well your honor, i had just bought 50 cans of raid because there was a sale, the thieves must have fallen on them and made them all set off at once"

better yet, make the obvious switch lock the doors and activate taser leads that are attached to the door handles

even better yet make the first switch start the car, lock the doors then turn a valve that sends exhaust gas into the cabin

...

whoops heres your intended (you)

Shoot them. With guns. Repeat as needed.

Or a whoopee cushion under the driver's seat, I guess.

Remove the starter and fuel pump fuses

. Ain't tat some shit nigger dies to Ur boobytrap while trying to steal Ur car then u get imprisoned for it muh """""""""freedoms"""""""""

As a fellow /k/ommando, I endorse this plan.
Combine this with , , and (quick release steering wheel)

Get em running and if they don't run then shoot them.
Hopefully you don't damage your car.

simple way is security light. comes on when movement can go off if sensor mounted to low and small animal walks past. but if you car is parked under the light security light comes on. theif will keep walking. if you have a garage: use it.

old saying if they want your car bad enough they will take it.