I'm super fucking bored

Used to, but that was many hard drives ago.

>implying he didn't also steal it

>WAT Aerospace Development - builds ramps for the aforementioned land-speed record team.
10/10

>WAT Interior design - they retrofit every dashboard with 80s digital dashboards, all seats are made of jean

Semi related

WAT party cruise lines:
a 1980s E-series parked on blocks on a party barge. No two body panels will match and somebody sprayed "free candy" across the back. The rear axle will have 9001 wheel spacers in order to get the rims outside the boat. The rims will be from a tractor and junkyard steelies will be booger welded in as center sections with the right bolt pattern. Well run 6ft ag-tires as paddle-wheels.

>WAT Defoliant and Wildlife Removal Service" - Rally team driving a Saab 9-5

WAT Air Quality Control: patented the first Black Ice™-scented cabin air filter. Also patented a system to install the patented Black Ice™-scented cabin air filters in cars that don't have cabin air filters.

>WAT Advanced Dehydration Deterrent Division - currently the most highly paid division of WAT Racing Development, the team of the best community-college-educated engineering students that money could buy, hard at work making the world's most advanced cupholders.

>WAT Advanced Part Attachments - designs special parts that can only be removed by tools made by WAT Advanced Part Removal
>WAT Advanced Part Removal - designs special tools that can only remove parts made by WAT Advanced Part Attachments

>WAT Advanced Part Wholesale Retailers: sells both special parts and special tools on the cheap, but they're all somehow even chinkier copies of the already-shitty WAT brand parts
>at least they come with a free shitty flashlight or voltmeter that they somehow never run out of the supply of

Uses Subaru Brats with an ls1 and a bed extender.