How safe is your car Veeky Forums?

How safe is your car Veeky Forums?

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Actually fairly safe as long as I don't get tboned. Side curtain airbags were standard for the year my car was made. Huge props to anyone who can guess it
Hint: 2002, american

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Some sort of Chrysler ?

pretty safe

not sure desu

1968 death missile

I-I'll be f-fine

No airbags and the seatbelts have a habit of randomly popping out. Also the brakes barely work and I drive it like a maniac

It's only a flesh wound

What even happened here? Did it get tboned?

Progressively Worse by the Day.

G-godmachine, right guys?

A 1966 manufacturer airbagless lap-belt only coffin.

And then my project is the same fucking thing, only from 1968/9.
Probably worse in all honesty.

Has a dealership-installed tow hitch so the gas tank won't explode.

jesus christ

4 out of 5 according to them internets

but i'm quite tall and broad so i'm sure i make up about 50% of the crumple zones now.

same here.
1966 pickup with no head rests between the back of my skull and the rear window.
Also I giant 17" steering wheel that will smash into the other side of my head.

Has pretty good crash ratings for that year.

Yeah, but no side airbags and zero small overlap reinforcement.

Its a 500 pound tin can with a rollbar for rollovers because its a convertible. Getting T boned is a death scentence. The bumbers have these neat shock absorber/springs in them, so that has to help a bit.

Could be worse

>bumbers

this tickled me and i don't know why

Total death trap

not really, pic rel was hit by a shopping trolley

Nah, looks like it slid sideways into a tree or pole at around 45mph+

Better than most.

I think I'd make it

i think hell be fine

Reminder that the red liquid to the left of the screen is the blood of a deceased little girl and her daddy.

This, but it's a Tahoe.

PT Cruiser?

As long as I don't crash into a fucking flatbed, I'm fine lol.

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thats sand and engine fluids retard

I dig your waifu

Not at all but it's fucking fun. And I race it without a rollbar

>He'll never inseminate his 9 year old daughter again
Damn son, I cri

Better than I thought for a car this size desu

>Ryuko
Good taste user, love that edgy Doberman looking girl

fuck you, I laughed.

No that's christian blood spilled over muslim bootprints.

>Drive MR2
>~350whp
>~Old ass turbo that starts building up at 5k
>~3y old used r888 with minimal thread
>Where i live it rains half of time and 1/4 of year it snows
>Daily driver

What can go wrong?

Not very

Wrangler

pretty fuckin safe

civic ek


this is bad

real fucking bad

man just imagine that shit jesus FUCK

Where does the engine go?

>shingo drove an EG which was probably not better than this

hmmm

manlets rejoice as lankyfags are btfo by semi trailers

Nice fitment

NANI?!?

100%safe

not a scratch after a head-on

magic Jap safety system from the 90's

More like Toyota Soup-ra now

I have a volvo
so yeah pretty safe

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It's a jeep thing, you wouldn't understand.

is that blood coming out of the bottom of the door
Cannot unsee

Ironically my 1999 ranger is way safer than the 1999 f-150. If i get tboned I'm probably fucked though.
F-150: youtube.com/watch?v=_i5EmJBaGeQ
Ranger: youtube.com/watch?v=l68iTv8qUI0

>Following the introduction of the pole test in 2000, Saab commissioned this test to prove that the head-protecting airbag that has been fitted as standard safety equipment on the 9-5 since its introduction during August 1997, will pass the requirements demanded. This it has done, proving that the car remains the safest that Euro NCAP has yet tested.

Even now it ranks as one of the safest cars tested on euro ncap

It's all good until I get t-boned

They changed the ranking around since '09.
A 3 star from 97 is much worse than a 3 star from > '09.

*smashes your pelvis

Bretty good. 5 starts overall in all the sections that matter

Not sure how safe, but it weighs about 7200 pounds.

5/5Stars

Anybody else here that would feel like their life is over if their baby got wrecked by some dickhead?

Can't find any results for me car. Only think that turns up is a moderate overlap test of the sedan model.

>How safe is your car Veeky Forums?
>This, but it's a Tahoe.
Avalanche is safer.

That's why you get underinsured and uninsured coverage added on. I also have ghost driver insurance which is for those cases where I wreck the car trying to avoid someone else hitting me.

I like to imagine he's got a cigarette in that hand hanging out the window, and he just continues to casually puff on it unphased after the incident.

Can't unsee now, that's such an american pose.