How safe is your car Veeky Forums?

What even happened here? Did it get tboned?

Progressively Worse by the Day.

G-godmachine, right guys?

A 1966 manufacturer airbagless lap-belt only coffin.

And then my project is the same fucking thing, only from 1968/9.
Probably worse in all honesty.

Has a dealership-installed tow hitch so the gas tank won't explode.

jesus christ

4 out of 5 according to them internets

but i'm quite tall and broad so i'm sure i make up about 50% of the crumple zones now.

same here.
1966 pickup with no head rests between the back of my skull and the rear window.
Also I giant 17" steering wheel that will smash into the other side of my head.

Has pretty good crash ratings for that year.

Yeah, but no side airbags and zero small overlap reinforcement.