Pet Peeves: Passengers Edition

>at stop sign
>grandma sitting in passenger seat
>ok go user there's nothing coming this way
>4WD flies past

your mom sounds repulsive

your dad sounds like a piece of shit

you did gods work user.
keep it up

>Giant puffy coats
They overflow into “my” space. Put that shit in my trunk. I have fucking three zone automatic climate control and heated/cooled seats. Put your squeaky, stinky, giant goose down jacket in the trunk.

>dragging tons of bags of random shit into the car that they need to not be bored on a 20 minute ride instead of securing items in trunk,
Car is not a flophouse

>about to pull out into traffic
>bitches lean forward, flip down vanity mirror and start looking at their nose or eyebrows or something
Wtf sit back bitch I can’t see what is oncoming.

>dog / cat owners who don’t give a shit their clothing is covered in pet hair.
Fucking assholes let their pet sit on their laundry piles that they never put away, then want to get in my car. They are hard to detect until it’s too late and they leave pet hair and dander in the car. I fucking hate cats, and don’t give a shit about dogs and both activate my allergy almonds because you couldn’t be pissed to fold your fucking clothes and put them away before your fucking stupid car decided to make a nest out of them and rub its dirty ass all over your slacks.

>”flavored” coffee

Ok this is me reading into my inner Autist, but most coffee flavorings are made with fenugreek. That is the vaguely “maple syrup” fake flavoring that never comes off your hands......

Fucking burgers can’t seem to drink coffee without six teaspoons of sugar, a half a cup of heavy cream, and two shots of fenugreek based coveffe flavoures like maple pumpkin spice. Even in a sealed canister that shit stinks and lingers. The people handling the flavor syrups touch the cup, and it’s going to linger on the cup, and then your car.

It’s a disgusting sweet smell that doesn’t come out. God forbid a small amount dribbles out into the cup holder or something and the smell remains even after multiple cleanings. If some faggot ever spilled one of those in my car, I’d probably undo their seatbelt, jam the throttle, aim at a tanker truck, and jump out at the last minute.

>the eternal Anglo
Never make fun of our hamburgers again.

>drive absolute shitbox
>don't give a fuck
If I'm on the passenger seat (gf is driving or whatever) I put my feed on the dashboard too. I also usually leave the choice of music up to my passengers.

The only thing that I get pissed off by, is people that act startled or give me driving advice. Like shouting "look out!" when the brake lights of the car on front of me turn on.

>The only thing that I get pissed off by, is people that act startled or give me driving advice. Like shouting "look out!" when the brake lights of the car on front of me turn on.

fucking this.

>People complaining that my car is loud
You knew I owned a loud-ass muscle car before we started, why bitch now