When you have a headlight out so you sit in traffic jam with your high beams on

you sound like a manchild

That's the spirit.

Yeah, but this was in the middle of a graveyard, with a crowd standing around and shittards insisting on pushing through the mourners.

Funeral processions here do the speed limit, unless it's someone seriously important to a lot of people.
I ran across a gypsy funeral a while ago. Actual Romany gypsies, not Irish pikeys. Hearse. Two limos. Procession of trucks with floral displays. Horses. Seriously expensive white horse dressed and cleaned and prettied up, mane and tail long and flowing as it tossed it's head to show itself off, and then half a mile of people walking behind the procession. With more vehicles behind them. And then, finally, the mass of traffic trapped behind them. Made the local papers; apparently it was their patriarch, so they had to pull out all the stops to make everyone know he'd died.

I heard from someone that they have to be replaced in pairs too

>I'm going to have poorly functioning safety equipment on my car because I choose to drive a vehicle I can't afford to maintain

lmao what a loser

>be an insecure poorfag
>buy a car you can't afford to maintain to compensate
>headlight goes out
>now everyone knows you are a poorfag and on top of this stuck with a vehicle you can't fix

If you have a driver 1 and 2 option and you're the only one who ever drives the car, then I think you can. Adjust your seats and mirrors for normal driving and put that into driver 1. For driver 2, don't adjust seats but only adjust your mirrors.

>Stuck in traffic
>Nissan Juke behind you with high beams on

Some day, I'm just going to get out, calmly smash someone's HIDs with a hammer, then get back in the car again.

>stuck in traffic
>motorcycle with their high beams on ALL THE TIME ALL THE DAYS ALL THE NIGHTS NO EXCEPTIONS
>riding up the line of traffic
>*opens door*