this is the saddest thing i read all day
How do you're whip smell like
This is the most American post I've seen on Veeky Forums.
Stay jelly
I legit went to a BURGER KING® drive-thru restaurant yesterday and got an EGG-NORMOUS BURRITO™ and I have to say it was barely tolerable, unlike the last few times I've had to lower myself to getting Micky D's.
i can barely keep myself from being jealous of some bogan railing his horse of a girlfriend in his fucking ute and then not airing it out so he can convince people he's actually not a closeted homo. it's really hard not to get jealous of you, but i'm trying my bestest.
/thread, the only true answer
You assume I'm a bogan because I have a ute. How bigoted.
Bought one for the memes but it's actually nice
Q U I N T E S S E N T I A L Y
I busted a fat nut on my gfs forehead during roadhead and now my car smells like my high test jizz every time I get in it, how do I fix it?