Just buy a bike

Yes

...

You talking about Tron, right?

name an F1 car you can buy for $5k on craigslist

With a bike, all that shit is gay

You're only here to go fast

>reach series of sharp corners
>'oh wait i could die'
>barely lean
>get overaken by faggot in shitbox
>HAHAH METAL BOX IM INVINCIBLE
>*rolls off a cliff and dies*
>both get overtaken by a madman on a ninja 250
>'yeah i could die but chances are i'd break a few bones'

>he thinks i'm talking about safety
>motorcyclists don't understand inertia
No wonder you kill yourselves.

me on the ninja

I've done everything on your list and I'm not dead.

I like bikes and want a bike but also I don't want to become a red stain on the road

Riding 4 hours with only leathers on at highway speeds in 2 degrees Celsius weather and pissing with rain must be one of the more miserable experiences of my life.