Step on the accelerator

>buy car made of plastic
>get in fenderbender
>your fenders bend back
I have personal experience

>park after driving to work
>try to open door
>it's locked and handle won't budge
>door unlock does nothing
>have to roll down window and pull door handle on outside of car
>never encounter the problem again

Thanks, BMW.

>do 2 0-60 pulls
>battery completely drained, don't even get to finish the second run before the car automatically shuts down due to overheating

Probably hit the child safety lock

Your car loves you so much it didn't want you to get out.

To drain a Model S pack completely in two 0-60 pulls it would have to be drawing 300,000 amps at 400 volts. That's the same draw as 24 city blocks in the middle of Manhattan.

>i-its not like I want you to stay inside and drive me more or anything, idiot!

>That's the same draw as 24 city blocks in the middle of Manhattan.

>car accelerates into the fucking sun

spacex get on this

Who tf has one of these on the front door?

>another autistic tesla thread
wow as if we don't already have like 10 of these
sage