How do i fuck up a scooter

Give it to a homeless man and video record him riding away into the sunset

By not posting with your ip online so when your local authoritys investigate you are not liable
Stupid fuck

Revenge.

You dont have to be fucker. I just need some help. Cunt.

Why the fuck would they investigate me?
Btw, I dont kno

Kill yourself OP.
>implying trashing a $75 engine is anything more than an inconvenience
At this point I'd rather call your local cops on you than help you, because it'd be funnier. Judging by your attitude and poor decision making skills, I'd wager you deserved whatever you're trying to get revenge for.

just take a fucking hammer, you don't need to be creative. post pics when you're done faggot

While a lot has changed on Veeky Forums, I'm glad people like you still post.

drain the oil, you may seize the engine. if the person rides it and gets injured you're fucked tho

could also try replacing the oil with the wrong kind. again you are boned if the person gets harmed. takes awhile for those types of rides to seize from stuff like that. I wouldn't recommend putting that person at risk. it's dumb. could also dismantle some necessities I guess

>destroy it

Oh no, I have to put in a $30 rebuild kit! Woe is me!

The only way to destroy it is to put it in a car crusher and turn it into a cube. They're so simple and cheap.

Grow up, go be angry somewhere else, stop being a petty cunt and find something more productive to do with your life.