Are Modern Lincoln's Reliable Cars?

And I don't like Porches because they look like obese stingrays.

no they're not. The MKZ and MKZ hybrids are ok because they're fusions and fusions have proven to be OK.

but everything else is not.

Lincoln had ford dealers rebuild continental engines before they could sell them as new cars.

The ecoboost engines blow up.
Water leaks galore.
Side door latches unhook while driving.

Focus, Flex, F-150, Expedition, Taurus, Navigator, MKT, MKC, Edge everything sucks. Ford Sucks

Wierd, my porch is rectangular

Typos make for funny jokes. I don't really mind Porsche, but they just aren't my thing. Looking for a midsize sedan with good power and with styling you like, without breaking the bank, can be difficult. The Fusion Sport looks weird to me, and doesn't quite have the comfort I'm looking for either. The KIA Stinger isn't an option because it's a KIA and I don't trust them yet, it appeals to the sporty crowd more than luxury, and it will take a year for them to appear on the market and good used prices when we're looking to get a car before next Spring.

mileage is a meme. it'd be better to buy a car with 40 or 60k if it was in better condition overall.

That sounds right. Someone could own the car for 10K miles, but in that time they might have driven it pretty hard. Meanwhile, someone who drove a car for 35K miles might take better care of it. I'll have to keep that in mind.

Cars in that price range are pretty much all leased anyway, right? I doubt anyone cares how reliable they are, except as it's reflected in their insurance.

That's especially why I want to stay away from used European luxury cars. From what I've heard and seen, they cost a lot to maintain even if they aren't driven hard by a jerk.

Yup, unless you're Leno rich, only buy a luxury car with coverage.

youtube.com/watch?v=FvJCCoLoKRA

I don't know, man. Lincolns are Fords, and Lexus is a fancy Toyota. And despite what Veeky Forums says about Ford, everywhere else says they're fine for reliability.