In 10 seconds or less

You will probably die driving on I4 in any vehicle

I have a 700cc sportbike and I still never want to ever even touch I4 with it

because I don't have a motorcycle license and because my commute goes into 60mph zones

It's all the danger or a motorcycle without any of the sex appeal.

It's too fucking cold here

its cold and the streets are full of ice

Pic exists

I need to do 110km/h or more regularly.

Also I'm not a postie.

Because there is none.

Winter exists

because i don't see them for sale in burgerland