Dealership Stories General

Here in Israel, buying new car below MSRP is not possible I think. fucking jews
do you guys sale below MSRP even for new models that just came out?

dealership stories you say?

he never said mental issues

>work at small luxury brand dealership
>none of those problems ever
>all departments make money hand over fist
>no poorfag customers
>tons of special events for employees
>probably gonna have catfish for today's catered lunch
>allowed to just grab a lift and wrench on my own cars off the clock despite not even being a tech
>supervisor doesn't mind me sitting around on phone or laptop during downtime
>can stick around for as much overtime as I want
>mad discounts and bennies
Must suck to suck OP.

The king has returned!

do it I dare you

>weed is expensive
I'm from fucking Texas and I can get Colorado shit for $5/g. What timeline are you even in?

Protip; only go to locally owned stealerships. Check the "auto group" they're in. If they do tons of local charity work and events, go to the dealership and chat up some of the folks in service or parts, especially the dude chilling out in the warehouse. Ask how they get treated, what the employee perks are like. If he tells you its hard as hell to get fired and they put in an employee gym and daycare, it's probably okay to buy from them.

I feel more bad for you being poor. What are you pulling in 50k lmao?

pls LPG!