Have you ever taken a drive while drunk? Did you feel bad about it afterwards?

>new years party
>get extremely drunk
>everyone's going to sleep
>go to my car, lay in the back seats
>puke all over the sidewalk
>2 hours later, wake up at 2am
>drive ~2 miles home
made it safely, but I also realized I puked on the interior of my car too

no because i dont really drink

Because I was underage at the time and couldn't legally drive a car yet.

no, because I'm a good boy

Crime is for niggers

I rode a motorbike completely shit faced while it was raining and cold without a helmet
That's the most manly I've been in my life

No, the worst I've done is drive 5 min to get maccas while heavily hungover
You mean the dumbest you've been

I've driven home shitfaced more times than I can count. Not something to be proud of.

yeah
even tho i never drink before driving not even a drop
there was one time when i was in Bosnia piss drunk from rakija and coronas when i decided to move my car from a parking lot to the other side of town to avoid paying a parking ticket (it was too late to buy one)
i didn't feel much at that time...

somewhat madman