/xcg/ - XCOM General

someone combine this with that gay mod

>mfw a crack squad of midget xcom strippers pop in and waste an advent vip

noice

What is this face trying to convey?

>have sight on a group of three Codex
>squad all in cover somewhere near
>one soldier on Overwatch

>Codex pod starts moving
>after moving a short distance without seeing anyone, they spot one of my soldiers
>cutscene of them seeing soldier
>my Overwatch triggers on their engagement

>shot hits

>fucking Codex, after both moving while everyone was hidden, AND after moving after engaging my squad, AND after being shot on the Overwatch, stops and shoots the soldier that was initially found

What in the flying fuck, seriously. That is complete and utter bullshit.

you can blame Beagle for that

This is cool. Shame they didn't have aks equipped or other modern firearms.

Did you really believe you could evac without being reminded? FOOL! I'm the ELDER'S MOST LOYAL CHAMPION! FAVORED WITH THEIR BLESSINGS!

who is beagle?

>Horde mission
>most of squad is killed
>the rest move somewhere high and block off any ladders
>Not enough room to drop an evac zone
>Lost spawn faster than can be killed
How long after WotC release until we see pic related happen?

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Daily reminder that the Warlock is the Elder's Greatest mistakeha ha git rekt scrub

>daring to defile this general by posting MISCREANTS
restrain yourself

A live streamer who used to be good

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

I remember that area. That area sucked because of exactly that reason: you could get boxed in way too easily by the horde and then just fucking die.

>yfw Lost-On-Every-Mission.mod comes out

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the aks on the workshop arent that great looking imo so i didnt use them

why would they make a special giant sized pistol for her?

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>the spiritual guide of Long Meme 2 hates it
can't make that shit up

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Not really sure, at least it isn't pic related

Beagle hates xcom 2 period

Mostly because he's a slow player

giants with m40s i dig it

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>steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1090875332
>shity youtubers get xcom voice packs
>beagle still doesn't have an xcom voice pack

What the fuck is going on?

Eceleb voice packs are cancer. I give Freeman's mind a pass because it predates the shit we have today

>gigantess garbage
>still no lamia waifus

it's not fair

Who is this Beagle you are talking about? All I can find is some PUBG streamer

Giantess is a shitty fetish and only wimpy beta cuck males like it. "Y-Y-Yes mistress please s-s-s-s-sit on my worthless tiny cock s-s-s-step on my balls w-w-w-w-with your giant smelly feet."

Mostly because Jake and Lump combined BTFO out of him and he failed to adapt.

>beagle's air game right now

to be honest i have more respect for a furry or scatophiliac than a giantess fetishist, at least a furry doesnt want to be treated like literal dirt

Agree. Same with thicc bullshit.

Hey, you pretty much already have your waifu in the game. Poor cyclops guy got trolled hard with that starwars face mod.

what if you are bigger than the giantess?

>holee fuck a laser just went through me head

He used to stream xcom pretty regularly.

>used to
that was pretty much what I was getting at there

>tfw we'll never have sc armor ports
>youtube.com/watch?v=9ss1iQFrNus

How long till LWotC is out?

Never, Jake didn't pay enough.

until based Jake drags Lumpkin back into his office to show him the fine print on his contract

Holy shit, this so hard. Marine/Medic/Firebat/Marauder armor would be fucking sweet. If I had Medics running around with the shield and everything, I'd just nut right then and there.

Playable Aliens at least lets me have snakes, but I'm more talking actual lamia soldiers.
How hard could it be to replace viper torso and up with human?

This is Jake.
He is about to fix his game.
Say something nice to him!

jake is good

So this expansion... you just fight zombies and a a handful of annoying champions?

He will never fix his game. It's not XCom without bugs.

Is it arguably worse than

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1078167448&searchtext=

?

reductive ad absurdum

I watched that half our gameplay video and I don't remember seeing anything but that

>I watched a tutorial mission that introduces new players to several of the changes for the first time
ok?

See a doctor user. It might not be to late to repair your failing memory.

There is nothing worse than that

i bet to differ
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=619192771&searchtext=

bazinga

That's close but still not worse

>Advent yelling BAZINGA when they spot you.

BERSERKER!

>Point out MLP squad icon mod then race to the bottom, consisting of the dregs of humanity ensues.

>Suddenly snek lovers seem harmless by comparison.

>WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!

Well, Vipers may be furshit but Ponies are just cancer

Never post that again, just posting that is enough to possibly start a infection

I want firebats so bad.

Closest I've gotten is using the firebat voice pack and this

Now that I've freed these chucklefucks, what now? Do I still need to run intel missions? Just put everyone on supply now?

B...Bu... But

Is it worse than

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=857184270&searchtext=

?

>that pic
>that QUALITY

This comes to mind.

Gun?
Chest?
Arms?

since this thread has already gone to shit with fetish posting

MAID OUTFITS WHEN?!

Everyone on supply

I use one of the Halo Reach armors with Kevlar 3 and Goggles to make the helmet, then paint it red/orange. I'll go get a pic at some point here. Firebat voicepack, obviously.

French maid outfits for XCOM women and Vipers WHEN?

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>those textures
yuck

N-NANI?

>Skyranger Planegirl wielding a 90mm tank cannon as a rifle against the ayys.

I want it.

>eHow's How to Cope with an Alien Invasion

Why is Bradford Obama?

Boom, got a shot for you.

>50% to hit
s-should I take it?

yes

absolutely

25% is usually my cutoff, but sometimes even then that doesn't stop me

flip a coin then decide

Take anything over 30% unless the soldier has something better to do.

hi jake. in person and on streams, you seem like the kind of guy one could have a beer with, shoot the shit, and just have an all around pleasant evening with

Because German Fem Scientist and Old Taiwanese Engineer wasn't diverse enough?

No, I don't even take 75% shots because they always fucking miss

>You'll never have a motherly Skyranger dote on you on the fly home and mourn for all those lost rookies.

Mods when?